Let's all laugh at England

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Obviously gutting finale yesterday, but I’d go as far as saying it’s one of my favourite days of football ever. Experiencing the jubilation and despair of England in a major final with my closest childhood mates, something we’ve all always dreamed of together since being kids, some of whom I haven’t seen for 18 months due to COVID, is something I’ll always cherish. Other fans will obviously have their fun, but the dust will settle and we’ll all look back at some top memories of this summer.

Unfortunately the dust hasn’t yet settled and it hurts like a bitch!
 
You seem very obsessed my friend, it's like this is the best day of your life because your own country will never ever win anything. It's a sad state of affairs.

Says the Bulgarian standing up for the honour of the English :lol:

Give it rest. Those kinds of English fans that you are standing up for probably don’t think much of your country either, unfortunately.
 
He did though.
But I don't care about him? Shaw and Maguire performed much better in my eyes, only Italian player I can appreciate is Donnarumma because he would be a fantastic acquisition to our first 11, otherwise the Italians can get fecked.
 
England blew their best shot at a trophy..
2nd is still better than anything they've had in 55 years... Knighthood for the entire team?
 
Says the Bulgarian standing up for the honour of the English :lol:

Give it rest. Those kinds of English fans that you are standing up for probably don’t think much of your country either, unfortunately.
What about our very own English players, what would they think if they saw their own "fans" wish them to fail?
 
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They don’t need anyone to wish them to fail. It’s a reality, unfortunately. Hopefully they can kick on to the requisite level.
Just put yourself in their shoes and think how you would feel. Getting abuse for losing a final, whilst their own club fans cheer on their loss.
 
What about our very own English players, what would they think if they saw their own "fans" wish them to fail?

So presumably you think no England-supporting United fan should ever want Liverpool or City to lose a major game, lest it upset key national team players among their ranks like Sterling and Henderson? After all, what will the poor England players think when they see English fans wanting them to fail at club level?

It's a nonsense argument.
 
Imagine being too stupid to understand you’ve created a complementary thread. Don’t think I’ll be logging onto the Caf’ and seeing a similar thread about the Hungarian or Polish national teams anytime soon.
 
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So presumably you think no England-supporting United fan should ever want Liverpool or City to lose a major game, lest it upset key national team players among their ranks like Sterling and Henderson? After all, what will the poor England players think when they see English fans wanting them to fail at club level?

It's a nonsense argument.
Right back at you with the last sentence. You are purposefully misconstruing what I'm saying, it has nothing to do with City or Liverpool. :wenger:
 
*Was* a forum for Manchester United fans maybe a decade ago. Now it's just like a general football reddit page where it feels like United supporters are in the minority.
I'd argue "local fans" vs "foreign fans" division was a big thing 15 years ago. Now it's more about Mou haters, Ole haters, Martial fans, Pogba fans, Rashford haters, etc.
 
What about our very own English players, what would they think if they saw their own "fans" wish them to fail?
They would (correctly) think they’ve done something right to draw this level of ire. Nobody laughs at irrelevant minnows.
 
They would (correctly) think they’ve done something right to draw this level of ire. Nobody laughs at irrelevant minnows.
Really? You would like your own fans to wish that you lose with your national side?

I remember more celebrations about France winning the World Cup because Pogba was in it. First United player winning the WC, blah blah blah, as if the club actually won it and not the French national team.
 
What about our very own English players, what would they think if they saw their own "fans" wish them to fail?
Maybe they'd think that some United fans aren't English/England fans so distinguish between club and nationality?

In the same way that the vast majority of (all?) England fans would've cheered Rashford, Sancho and Saka if they'd scored their penalties, but in the coming months will shout abuse at them when they have a United shirt on and are playing at Anfield, Stamford Bridge, St James, the Emptyhad...
 
Just put yourself in their shoes and think how you would feel. Getting abuse for losing a final, whilst their own club fans cheer on their loss.
The players are getting abuse from the English fans, as is Southgate. The non-English club fans are not slagging the players, quite the opposite, I feel sorry for them as I really like this England team. I did enjoy a wee laugh at the fans mostly because of that wankish "coming home" song and the deluded self-entitlement which is still raging on.

Tournament is finished, England fans have had a cry, other fans have had a laugh. Can we just move on now and focus on the transfer market and the upcoming season?
 
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Really? You would like your own fans to wish that you lose with your national side?

I remember more celebrations about France winning the World Cup because Pogba was in it. First United player winning the WC, blah blah blah, as if the club actually won it and not the French national team.
Racial abuse aside, Professional athletes are more thicker skinned than that, especially when they ultimately understand that success breeds hate.
 
In the same way that the vast majority of (all?) England fans would've cheered Rashford, Sancho and Saka if they'd scored their penalties, but in the coming months will shout abuse at them when they have a United shirt on and are playing at Anfield, Stamford Bridge, St James, the Emptyhad...
That's not really normal behaviour and I watched a Grealish interview where he touched on that. To him, it was weird hearing fans that abuse him during the season, suddenly go on and cheer him on. I personally don't condone either behaviour, abuse and toxicity should not be tolerated. Or is this social justice fight relevant only when it fits a certain narrative?
 
I'd argue "local fans" vs "foreign fans" division was a big thing 15 years ago. Now it's more about Mou haters, Ole haters, Martial fans, Pogba fans, Rashford haters, etc.

And don't forget the "fans" that wished for four of our players to fail in the biggest game in their international careers and then pretend to support them in a United shirt four weeks later like nothing happened. This is mind boggling. I would've never supported a club from a country that I hate so much.
 
Racial abuse aside, Professional athletes are more thicker skinned than that, especially when they ultimately understand that success breeds hate.
That doesn't explain the big celebrations and happiness for Pogba when he won the WC with France, whilst 5 of our English players are getting slaughtered and laughed at after losing the Euros.
 
That's not really normal behaviour and I watched a Grealish interview where he touched on that. To him, it was weird hearing fans that abuse him during the season, suddenly go on and cheer him on. I personally don't condone either behaviour, abuse and toxicity should not be tolerated. Or is this social justice fight relevant only when it fits a certain narrative?
I'm just replying to your post with a possible rationale to the question you raised.

Don't do the "2 + 2 = 5" thing.
 
Come on mate, three lions is a song about things going tits up, fixtures and venues were determined by winning the group and decisions are made by refs and VAR . This thread is about laughing at England so we should be seeing pics of Rashfords shit pen, Saka crying or gifs of fans or full kit wankers . Funny stuff surely.

tbh, I actually find the England team pretty likeable. their young and there’s no one I dislike in the team, and Rashford is a great in my eyes for the stuff he’s done over the last two years. When Saka stepped up I wanted him to score, because when Rashford and Sancho had missed the last two I know if he missed those three were gonna get a shit ton of racial abuse and I was gutted for them.


In fairness I haven’t been on that much, and hadn’t seen any of that shit, which is deplorable and embarrassing, so if that’s the case, fair cop… but by the same token I hope you can also understand why having just got back from a gutting defeat, which I attended with my 73 year old dad, whose recovering from a stroke, and almost certainly the last tournament I’ll attend with him after nearly 20 years of doing so, and absolutely heartbroken at missing the only chance we’ll get to see us win something together, I was in a pretty emotional state, and logging on to see how I’m scum and deserve to feel shit because of a plethora of reasons ranging from reasonable to not, was a bit affecting… yeah, it probably did “rattle” me, to be perfectly honest.

It’s all very well saying “well we weren’t talking about YOU” but… you kind of are. I am one of those fans, and it’s a fairly weird position sometimes being a left wing England fan who largely agrees with our villainous status in the world, as we’re just kind of expected to never take any joy from anything … you have to be perpetually self deprecating otherwise you’re arrogant, any kind of normal football fan behaviour is suddenly
unforgivable hubris, and you can’t even enjoy your stupid little self depreciating song because we’ve decided it’s actually also arrogant, even if it isn’t, because we feel that way so you have to accept that (an attitude that would be an amazingly affective ironic ‘bit’ about the attitude of a lot of English people to foreign things they don’t get - if I didn’t feel it was absolutely not that at all, and just doubling down)….and that’s the reasonable stuff.

Look, 85% of this thread is fine, I’m fine with banter and memes and shit…but there’s obviously stuff in here that isn’t that, which is apparently completely excusable because England fans have also been pricks…. You’re well within your rights to enjoy a laugh at our expense, and if you feel a genuine spite towards English people is warranted in return for stuff you’ve received (or historical animosity) than fair play… but I hope you’ll allow me the same agency to feel there are some posters I now consider to be pricks, by the same token?

I’m really sorry about your dad, and I hope that it’s a tournament you’ll both remember because the English team did do themselves proud and getting to a final is something to be remembered, even if the loss smarts at the moment.

About the song, I’ve never minded it, even ignoring the song, the accusations of arrogance from the media and supporters I’ve never minded either, pundits are meant to be hopeful and confident and optimistic and Rio’s words were fine by me.

I went into this tournament thinking that if Wales go out I’ll support Scotland and England, it’s been my usual go-to during international tournaments in football. That changed when posters without provocation lambasted Wales as England B, shit, pathetic, no national identity and living on English scraps. And I get that they were probably wound up by others (and wound others up) but to then have the same posters complain of racism against the English is a tough pill to swallow.

The same way that a lot of the supporter behaviour is absolved or justified , I’m not talking about singing the song, or even booing anthems, I get that behaviour is hardly unique to the English support, but to see a poster blame a Danish dad for being assaulted in front of his child, stinks. To see the recent violence, racism, and aggression to be completely ignored is upsetting. I’ve been a season ticket holder most of my life, I never have these problems when domestic clubs come to Wales, they’ve largely stamped it out. I’ve never had these problems following Wales either. There is a small hardcore minority of the English support who let everyone else down. I can understand as someone who goes to the games why you might feel targeted, when I have spoken of this element I have always used the words small minority, because I know that the large part of the support is great.

B20 sums up parts of my thoughts as well


The sad fact is that the whataboutism (the others do it too) and fatalism (there is nothing that can be done) that, on evidence of this forum alone, is quite prevalent, is a passively supporting factor for it to continue.

If there was an appropriate amount of outrage, calls for action, and political will to act, this would have a significant effect. We know this because things improved noticeably in club football when such action was taken in the late 80s.

It doesn't really matter why people do it, unless it is pertinent to a proactive solution, whether others do it, unless it is pertinent to international collaboration to resolve it, or how much, except to measure how much there needs to be dealt with.

The bottomline is that it is too much, action is required and everybody ought to be on that same page instead of offering arguments for why it is better to shrug our shoulders and offer thoughts and prayers instead.

I strongly agree with what he’s said about this. This isn’t directed at you, I know you haven’t defended the assaults or the racism, and I think that’s a very small minority on here to be fair. It’s sad though that I would be too scared to take my niece to a tournament in England after yesterday. I don’t want football to go back to the days where you couldn’t take your kids.

I understand that the comments I’ve made regarding what some people have said on this forum don’t pertain to you, the same way that the comments you’ve mentioned don’t pertain to me. Truth be told I should have ignored your comment, you’re free to vent your frustrations and I can imagine it’s been hard being hammered from all corners, especially about stuff like the song or arrogance that I personally feel is just football, and not problematic. I just strongly dislike the anti-England or racism against England comments I’ve seen strung about, after the comments I’ve seen about Wales, Ireland, Scotland, Germany, India and probably many others.

You’re right though, you haven’t made the comments about other countries, you’ve said nothing I find offensive or insulting. You’ve defended things you find unfair and I’m wrong to extrapolate my feelings about some comments on to you. Many of my gripes that have been building my over the last week have nothing to do with you, Just as I’m allowed to feel let down by some of the comments, so are you. And as I’ve been rattled by comments you won’t have seen, there’ll be plenty of comments about England that I haven’t seen, and I was wrong to insinuate that you were ignoring the other side.

Well this thread was already ruined but I’ve ruined it further with this serious shit.


You’re a gem
 
That's not really normal behaviour and I watched a Grealish interview where he touched on that. To him, it was weird hearing fans that abuse during the season, suddenly go on and cheer him on. I personally don't condone either behaviour, abuse and toxicity should not be tolerated. Or is this social justice fight relevant only when it fits a certain narrative?

This you?

I hate both of these twats with a passion. One of the few good memories of Mourinho is shushing them in their own stadium.

Because people are fecking morons and dickheads.

What a sad reply. Continue embarrassing yourself.

Go do your homework you little sperm. :wenger: Rio is a United legend.

It's typical for the forum these days, we had 5 United players that were fighting for a European championship.

Yet some of these wankers here were probably parading Pogba winning the WC as a club achievement. I'm not English at all, I can understand a bit of banter, but the toxicity on the Caf is killing me.
 
How is dreaming of winning a tournament a sense of entitlement? I never thought I would see us reach a final in my lifetime. We probably never will again.
Why not? You have 70 million people, a football culture and a widely shared love of football, infrastructure, a strong league and talents from different backgrounds, you could and should be a regular quarterfinalist and from there you only have to have a peak once in a while. But before the whistle of the first the match it's "will this be the one?" setting the team up for either all glory or complete failure. That doesn't seem productive to me and the results since 66 don't contradict that, you make it so hard for yourself.

Sorry mate, your post shows a complete lack of understanding of the national mood. Plus you've taken the "maybe it's our time" comment to mean referring to fate, when it's nothing of the sort, just a turn of phrase. Nothing to with our mindset.

England fans know we're rubbish, and even when we aren't rubbish we aren't going to win. But we get to pretend that we will for a month or so, which is way more fun than just accepting the inevitable failure!
I didn't bet on the euro's at all this year but their always used to be free money in simply betting against the English because so many of them put their money where their mood is the odds are off.
 
Right back at you with the last sentence. You are purposefully misconstruing what I'm saying, it has nothing to do with City or Liverpool. :wenger:

It's literally the exact same logic.

You argued that the "banter" being expressed towards England could effect the English Manchester United players negatively, while success for England could have spurred them on and made them better players for Manchester United.

Equally, the "banter" expressed towards City/Liverpool when they lose could effect the national team players who play for those clubs negatively, while success for City/Liverpool could have spurred them on and made them better players for England.

In which case (by your logic) any Manchester United fan who support England should want City & Liverpool to be successful, so it will have a positive impact on the national team.

Except nobody would ever expect that to happen, because that's not how football works. Yet for some reason that's how you seem to think Manchester United fans with no reason to support England should be behaving, supporting them for the sake of an entirely different team.
 
I'd argue "local fans" vs "foreign fans" division was a big thing 15 years ago. Now it's more about Mou haters, Ole haters, Martial fans, Pogba fans, Rashford haters, etc.

In 2004 things are civilized in here. Sure the old guards can be sharp with their keyboard but hardly going personal.

These days everything you write some newbie would be a big gun with abuse and retort.. it's hard to have a friendly banter. It's either plastic fans or top red.

Granted we never had much complain under saf.

10 years i never ignored anyone. After saf my ignore list is filling up like a used condoms.
 
Who else could it be? Honestly, I was baffled and frustrated with the reaction last night and the comments here were nothing different to what you have quoted. This whole thread is a toxic pile of shit.


Did you read the title of the thread?
 
England :lol:

Now let’s get back to doing what we do best in July which is transfer muppetry and overrating our academy players based on pre season games!
 
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