Least footballer looking footballers

Charles De Ketelaere looks like an anime character. Real people aren't supposed to have his facial features.
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I don’t understand this thread, how can someone not look like a football player? In my lifetime I’ve seen players in all sizes, shapes and forms
 
Bernardo Silva looks like street food vendor, selling hot burritos.

Now I'm craving for burritos, damn it!!
 
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You found paradise in Old Trafford, watched a good game, enjoyed good living. Sir Alex Ferguson protected you; and there were superstars. And you didn't need a friend of me. But now you come to me and you say "Don Dimitar give me goals." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to score goals for money.


He looks more like a gigolo than mafia, hth.
 
Later years Jeremy Toulalan looked like a Math teacher.

Seem to remember him turning grey when he was only in his early thirties and just not looking like a footballer at all.