There are a few minimum effort casual styles that almost always look good.
All black (and slim/casual fit, not buggy shit)
Colour block, just don't overdo it
Lumberjack
Jeans & white tee
Least footballer looking footballers
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
There are a few minimum effort casual styles that almost always look good.
All black (and slim/casual fit, not buggy shit)
Colour block, just don't overdo it
Lumberjack
Jeans & white tee
Vinnie Jones looks like an actor.
He does. He looks like Mark Strong.
Gundogan. Can’t believe he gets about the pitch as much looking like he does.
Oh yes, I'm familiar(and doing so).
I was thinking more about those who wish to jump on trends. You're bound to look like a fool in a few years time, but I guess not going all in will minimize the damage.
Shaqiri, looks like that little guy from the pub who thinks he’s hard
Sorry but flares, kipper ties and porn star 'taches is a clear winnerYou know, I had that exact same thought.
Alexander Isak.
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Andy Carroll
Marc Overmars looks like a model for some shaving advert
Emanuel Petit looks more like one who works in the arts or music than football
Michael Owen wouldn’t look out of place in a used car showroom
Emanuel Petit looks more like one who works in the arts or music than football
Michael Owen wouldn’t look out of place in a used car showroom
Jonjo Shelvey obviously got lost looking for his wand.
mcTominay - his movement or control doesnt look like the one of the footballer
Looks mean. A film role but can't put my finger on it. Pimp maybe!
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Adebayo Akinfenwa
Samir Nasri also looks like he's working at a fast food restaurant nowadays
Get the fook off the pitch, Jay
Kyle Walker is a plasterer
Oooh girl, I want your lovin', I do
(and your grandma's too)
"Right...this is your last warning. We've already told you the call-and-response thing isn't working. Simon!!! Make Wayne stop!"
Ricardo Kaka- Looks like an actor of cheesy romantic films that women fawn over.
Lukaku a few years back looked like he was auditioning for world's strongest man with the amount of muscle he was carrying.
Griezmann- male model
Michael Owen- estate agent
Griezmann- male model
Michael Owen- estate agent
Looks mean. A film role but can't put my finger on it. Pimp maybe!
Has always reminded me of
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Gustavo Scarpa has to be pretty high on this list.
Looks like that annoying backpacker hitting on all the girls while you procrastinate
Looks like that annoying backpacker hitting on all the girls while you procrastinate
Ribery - a Bond villain
Milner - manager at Mickey D’s
Robben - Garbagetruck chaffeur
Fowler - a slightly gay british actor
Dirk Kuyt - that insecure fast food employee from the Simpsons
Milner - manager at Mickey D’s
Robben - Garbagetruck chaffeur
Fowler - a slightly gay british actor
Dirk Kuyt - that insecure fast food employee from the Simpsons
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Matic- like an accountant
Maguire- like a janitor
Shaw- like some random fan who get to share the pitch with actual footballers.
Maguire- like a janitor
Shaw- like some random fan who get to share the pitch with actual footballers.
He looks like a villain from the 90s Arnold action movies.
We're back to the baggy era, mate
The Newcastle brothers especially Matty, Sean looks like he should be at the boozer preparing to go for all night rave and Matty looks like he'd be at the boozer but in the very back corner playing Dungeons&Dragons
Jorginho has been great for us, but he has the body of a 14 year old.
Before I even came in I thought “Micky Quinn”
From this picture I'd say he was dining in oneSamir Nasri also looks like he's working at a fast food restaurant nowadays
Ronaldo - and not CR
Mike Phelan factory line manager
Brendan Rogers creepy office manager..
Brendan Rogers creepy office manager..
A bit harsh butDefinitely Anthony Gordon! He looks like a lad who would knock on your door and ask if you want your drive jet washing for £5.
Looks like he should be banned from training horses for starving and neglecting them.
Oh.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2001/jun/29/horseracing.kenoliver
Horrible bastard.
I've always felt Van Persie really did not look like a footballer. I'd always get surprised when he pulled off a sublime piece of skill and beat a player as it never looked like he would be capable of it.
Most of them don't look like any footballer tbf. Scholes looks like a nerd tbh.