Lets be fair, he does have the best name in football.
Leander sounds like a wonderful past time ("Oh I'm just off for a spot of Leandering") and as said before, Dendoncker sounds like an insult, you massive Dendoncker
Make it happen Woody.

Dendoncker just sounds powerful somehow, and sort of like an insult.
His nickname Robocop isn't bad either
I'd say all this makes him worth a punt!