Everyone's thinking it. I'll say it.
Jurgen Klopp is a top manager. Maybe he's not the best around, and maybe he fecks up from time to time - but he's still world class. He brings so many things to that Liverpool team that we wish we had in us right now - passion, energy, belief, tempo, goals and desire. He brings the best out of his players (they're not even his players yet at 'Pool - see what he's doing with them) and has them all playing with more than just professionalism. Yeah, he's cringeworthy at times, but we'd all be drooling over him if he were with us. He unites them as a club, makes the fans proud - in both victory and defeat. And he's entertaining.
If only he were at United. If only we'd gotten him. If only he was taking our subpar squad (we're still a way better squad than Liverpool, and we know it) and have us challenging on all fronts while keeping fans on their toes and full of passion. Instead he went to our rivals, and is having them play attacking never say die football, the way we'd like it here. He went to fecking Liverpool, and he's making them look amazing while we rot with stupidity and boring football and 'philosophy' of our Dutch idiot. He's looking like such a good move for them, I'm sick with envy, and have started hating him. I hate Liverpool even more now - those stupid cnuts who glorified the likes of vampire Suarez, and Stevie-fecking-me and I'm-a-world-class-whore Sterling and every shit player who plays for them. They don't deserve Klopp, but they have him and are going to be fecking smug and all-high and noble again and wank to his brilliance pulling that shit squad to CL places.
I hope they fecking lose to one of the Spanish clubs. I hope they go out with a whimper and Klopp gets blamed and that they rot outside Europe next season. I hope Klopp fails miserably there.
I am fecking sick of him with all those YAWN singing feckers now. He shouldn't have fecking gone to Liverpool, and yes - right now I'm so fecking bitter about it.
I won't even get started with Guardiola at City next season - spending oil money in the billions on players we want next summer.
Both our rivals in semi-finals in Europe - and Ed still won't sack LVG for making us the shitties, most boring, and most underperforming team in the league with bad decision after bad decison. Winning the FA cup won't be neough to solve the mess we're in. feck you, Woody.