JTW95's Eurovision 2017 | *NSFW: AUSSIE STREAKERS* | COMPETITION RIGGED, EPIC SAX GUY MORAL WINNER

[Jippy]

Wasn't the Portuguese song really, really shit? How can it win this comfortably? Is this rigged?

Groupthink in the juries.

 

[Paxi]

I wish they would just stop asking every spokesperson for 12 points. fecking twats!

 

[Chip]

Disappointed with Polish presenter. Shit looks and vote

Then you must be really happy with UK's presenter

 

[Samid]

UK good for nothing as usual.

 

[Sly]

Croatia

 

[Snafu17]

Dammit I wanted Laura to present the Belguim votes.

 

[RedSky]

Who's on the jury? They deserve locking in a room with Farage for a week as punishment.

 

[Sly]

Then you must be really happy with UK's presenter

 

[Smores]

Juries rig this every year

 

[Paxi]

12 points for Russia!!

 

[Nick 0208 Ldn]

Here we go, time to put this right.

 

[Arruda]

Portugal will win the popular vote as well and shut down all of you faux-outraged! It's a decent song and great performance.

 

[Damien]

2016 Jury Vote

1. Australia - 320
2. Ukraine - 211
3. France - 148

2016 Final Vote

1. Ukraine - 534
2. Australia - 511
3. Russia - 491

2017 Jury Vote

1. Portugal - 382
   
2. Bulgaria - 278
   
3. Sweden - 218

 

[Chip]

Jury vote tends to be fairly one sided. Last year Australia had a lead of over 100 points at this stage but ended up losing it.

Winner will be between Portugal, Bulgaria and Sweden though.

But how come Portugal gave Bulgaria 0 points and vice versa? Not very impartial it seems, and not really in line with the rest of the jury.

How much do the viewers' votes count? 50%?

 

[fcbforever]

feck this. I really hope Portugal doesn't win.

 

[Nick 0208 Ldn]

Wait, the juries couldn't even be bothered to watch the actual show?

 

[Damien]

But how come Portugal gave Bulgaria 0 points and vice versa? Not very impartial it seems, and not really in line with the rest of the jury.

How much do the viewers' votes count? 50%?

Yep.

 

[Paxi]

2016 Jury Vote

1. Australia - 320
2. Ukraine - 211
3. France - 148

2016 Final Vote

1. Ukraine - 534
2. Australia - 511
3. Russia - 491

2017 Jury Vote

1. Portugal - 382
   
2. Bulgaria - 278
   
3. Sweden - 218

You're really into your Eurovision, aren't ya?

 

[Jippy]

Is this running late or is Sky lying saying it finishes at 11.25pm?

 

[JTW95]

2016 Jury Vote

1. Australia - 320
2. Ukraine - 211
3. France - 148

2016 Final Vote

1. Ukraine - 534
2. Australia - 511
3. Russia - 491

2017 Jury Vote

1. Portugal - 382
   
2. Bulgaria - 278
   
3. Sweden - 218

Portugal well on course to lose it in Fergie time

 

[Arruda]

But how come Portugal gave Bulgaria 0 points and vice versa? Not very impartial it seems, and not really in line with the rest of the jury.

How much do the viewers' votes count? 50%?

It's a bit like Messi and Ronaldo votes for WPOTY.

 

[unchanged_lineup]

12 points Belarus!!!

 

[Paxi]

Is this running late or is Sky lying saying it finishes at 11.25pm?

In a minute? Naw it's on for another hour I'd say.

 

[Smores]

Portugal and Bulgaria both shit. feck this

 

[Damien]

You're really into your Eurovision, aren't ya?

I want @Welsh Wonder to feel my pain. Not sure he's even here though.

 

[Sly]

Pity vote goes for Spain

 

[Mystry]

I really hope Spain got no points just because it would be funny having to annouce it.

 

[oates]

Is this running late or is Sky lying saying it finishes at 11.25pm?

It's like waiting for referees to blow the whistle when United need to score.

 

[dwd]

Just realised Januzaj is presenting.

 

[Mystry]

Austria.

 

[Sly]

Get in Spaaaaaain 5 points

 

[Paxi]

I want @Welsh Wonder to feel my pain. Not sure he's even here though.

Why what happened?

 

[JTW95]

Spain have points!

 

[Arruda]

What, popular vote is given all together?

 

[Damien]

Why what happened?

He's Portugal. Last year I was Australia and was leading at the halfway mark and lost it.

 

[Jippy]

In a minute? Naw it's on for another hour I'd say.

Oh god. This bit is weird. Feck knows how the voting works.

 

[Sly]

Moldova and Croatia can still win popular vote

 

[FreakyJim]

Rafa!

 

[Smores]

I feel like the caf vote should be factored in

 

[Mystry]

This is giving me hope for Moldova.