Jose Mourinho Sack Watch | Sacked per 19-04

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He was trying so hard to deflect away from the shit result and shit performance that he went out of his way to call Ole a bad father. It's unreal really
The way he pretended to be serious is unbelievable. Good for EPL I guess. Drama maker.
 
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They're a very angry and abusive bunch, aren't they.
I went to their forum to check out what they were saying last season before we played them. The conversations started out as normal and then it quickly descended into most of them offering to fight each other outside the 'old cock inn' near Spurs ground before the game.
 



Tbf many Spurs fans calling it as it is...
He's lost it

Has he dropped acid?

I hope this bullshit doesn't deflect from his team and tactics today. He's become very good at using post-match to deflect from his inadequacies onto others.

I don't think he was serious about that but Jose takes it literally to create a spat out of absolutely feck all.

Mourinho saw it as an opportunity to create a headline other than how shit we were tomorrow and pounced.
It’s clear as day.

It is nothing to do with what is "true". It is fact Spurs fans are outraged over a nothing comment from the opposition manager because the psychopath in charge realised it was his opportunity for deflection. The opposition manager, like every manager, can complain about what he wants. At this point in time, I don't care what he says.
On "truth", I didn't think it was a foul on Son either. Guess I will get shit for that.
 
Second half...
feck it. Fall over. Milk it. Get the cnuts sent off. I don't care anymore
Fred and mctominay on a yellow. Send lamela in
Bruno Fernandes dirty cnut as well. Another one who should have a yellow
Our second halfs are embarrassing.
1-1
What a goal, sliced us open.
Dier standing there with his hand up not marking Cavani for the second time today
Cavani’s IQ is off the chart. Dier is like sloth out there
Cavani’s still good ngl
Ffs
Dier decided to stop chasing Fred cause it's offside
Defense stop and watch Fred go in alone with their arms in the air is not a good look there.
What the feck are we doing? Literally letting them back into the game.
We let fecking Fred score
Last week it was Joelinton.
Mental midgets
...glacial Dier too busy arguing for offside to clear the rebound...
COYS
We're going to lose this aren't we
Cavani is better then vinicius
tbf, it's not fair to Cavani to even be comparing them.
That’s been coming since the 2nd half start

fecking shambles
Remind me what team was playing in Spain just a day or so ago?
Sissoko for Lo Celso.

The day keep getting better, fellas.
We need an impact sub who can open them up - oh...........
This is all Jose. No fecking coaching at all. Can see it coming but he can never change anything. Stick bale on for fecks sake. What the fecking hell are you defending. You are not getting in the top 4 like this you stupid cnut
Surely Mourinho realizes they need all 3 pts?

Why is donkey Sissoko on?
Because we are managed by an amoeba
fecking Jose, how he keeps a straight face trolling the club and fans banging Sissoko on. Bloke should play poker
4 defenders letting Fernandes take a shot.
Just get Bale on Jose you useless cnut.
Pogba is a 28 year old man with noodles in the head
If that
Fred fecktard can score then Sissoko can score, well that’s Jose’s plan anyway....
What happened to the energy?
We haven't played in a week and they played Thursday.
Need to up the intensity.
All over us now. I’ll be shocked if they don’t score soon
Pogba trying to be too pretty on that. Thank you!
I wish shaw was our lb
Pogba is such a bellend
Plays for himself
Could had scored but wanted a finesse finish. Ahah what a tool
United going forward with 7 men at a time......

We eventually get the ball and we have Kane the only one in the United half?
fecking United has another great keeper for the next decade. cnuts
This has a 89th minute Fernandes pen written all over it
Henderson has to be our number 1 in euros pickford is garbage

why not just do what we did in the first half that worked. Why bring on Sissoko?
It is not all about us. United have woken up.

I might get some shit on here for saying this, but am I the only one who's starting to regret not getting Lingard while we could. I mean I laughed at the thought in January but the way he's been playing for Spammers?
He signed for the better manager
If we drop points here, top 4 has gone.
This should be our club motto from now on. The amount of times i keep reading this sentence every weekend.
"To Dare is a Dream" sums it up
Lamela on

Hope he fecks Pogba up
Oh feck off again Mourinho, take Moura off FFS
1-2
Hello darkness my old friend...
this fecking cnut of a manager is taking off our only players who can play football and now we get what we deserve. feck him and feck him off
Mourinho should be sacked immediately after this game
SACK HIM TONIGHT FOR THE SISSOKO SUB ALONE
Well I'm off to go cry in the shower. Using my tears to masturbate. Got to salvage the day somehow.
Cavani has looked dangerous all game, so smart.
Dier and aurier. Dumb and dumber.
Get rid of Jose.

He is complete idiot.
Not many in this team I actually like anymore. Most of the squad are just loser bottlejobs
I'm shocked that sitting off after the goal and taking off our two best midfielders resulted in two goals for United.

Who could have predicted this.
We're a bunch of fecking bottlers, no wonder Kane wants to leave. Mourinho needs to be cunted off and sacked after this match, unacceptable second half performance and subs
Hahahahaha Bale on now

feck off you prick!
Tactical masterclass by the thundercnut called Jose. Shit tactics again, shit subs, shit formation, shit instructions. cnut can feck off now he's destroyed my club
Mourinho has found a way to feck it all up, fellas.
Best part of my weekends are hearing Jose in the press conference. My dissertation on BPD is almost complete.
Start Dier, bring on Sissoko, bring on Lamela... it’s like the greatest hits of all the dead wood we should have dumped a long time ago.

Utilized by a manager who is dead wood too. Goodbye.
A manager who starts dier against a big team deserves to get fecked. I can’t express how shit he is
This is the end of Jose era
Shut the feck up Neville you fecking cock, Mourinho handed a shit Utd the game on a fecking platter you fecking twat
The Arse have got Sheffield United later, so that's 4 points behind us.

Well this has turned in to a pile of wanky shit
I’m starting to believe he is deliberately destroying our football club
He should have gone last week. We'd have had more chance of winning this game. Levy is asleep at the wheel.
18 points lost from winning positions this season.
At least the Sky commentary team sound more cheerful now...... The natural order has been restored
I’m sick to death of Mourinho.
You do have to respect the opponent, United woke up in the second half and Pogba started playing.

But putting Sissoko on was suicide. Exactly the wrong way to change the game.

He won't get sacked until we're out of the CL race

$
Tonight then?
We’re going to finish behind West Ham this season

Let that sink in for a minute
For how long will this Roman agent keep destroying us from within?
It would be quite a fitting end that it was the United loss that got Jose the sack

Remember when Jose wanted Dier for 50+. Yeah, those are his targets.
Dier for 50 and rose for another 50
but the fans would’ve been up in arms
would’ve been a very tidy 100m. And they’d be some other clubs problem
I really enjoyed that week we were in first place
Henderson is beast. Shame hes their nunber one now

season was over in Zagreb. How could he not been fired there?
Other teams being shit prolonged the belief that we had a chance for 4th.
Bye Kane. I love you. Maybe with that City money you can get a haircut
We look like the team that played on Thursday night, not them
This is horrible. End it now. Please. Ive had enough.
3 shots on target in a must win game we've had all week to prepare for.
Looks like we’re going to lose to a very average Man Utd side . Says a lot
We're allowing this United team to play some globetrotter tiki taka and time waste around our pen box

what a joke
1-3
Giving this idiot another transfer window is not an option.
feck off Jose you cnut.
Well feck that I'm out.
I need a new hobby, I heard Crystal Meth is good?
Opium at this rate. Want to forget this day now.
icing on the cake
Humiliated at home by a PE teacher. 15M a year. Christ on a bike
If I was Kane, I would put in a transfer request now.
One win in five. To dare is to Do...
Best stadium in world football deserves better.
He only needs $300m more to make this a side that can compete
Embarrassing. What a waste of a good first half, when United woke up we had no answers.

Reguilon utter shite today defensively, got done on both the 2nd and 3rd goals.
Sad thing is United aren't even that good.
FT
That was enjoyable now where did I put my gun?
Can anyone really blame Kane for wanting to leave the team after such crap game?
Are we really going to keep this cnut in charge knowing full well that we don't stand a chance against City in the cup final?
How the tables have turned from the last time we played them
 
if it wasn't for no proper pre-season and going down to 10 early he'd be 1-1-3 vs OGS and his 1 win was with Chelsea vs Cardiff City and he needed 2 goals in the final 15 minutes to win that match.
 
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@Peyroteo @Arruda @André Dominguez @TheMagicFoolBus

Translate the idiom boys, pull your weight a bit and show you can be productive members of a virtual society.
Bread bread, cheese cheese it basically means to be honest with your words, a bit like "put your cards on the table". He's probably saying someone was not being honest.

Or do you need any translation to other sayings?
 
It's in reference to Solskjaer saying he wouldn't feed his son if he did what Son did. Mourinho had a really bizarre response about Son being lucky Ole isn't his dad :lol: Lost the plot

Edit: tweet included

Guys, guys,, guys. Let's just agree that you're both grown men that are embarrassing themselves with weird trash talk.
 
End of the line for him. Spurs will be battered at League Cup Final as the check-mate to Mourinho time at Spurs.
 
Solskjær, who said overhauling Manchester City in the title race would take “a miracle”, hinted at regret regarding his comments about Son, stressing his “respect” for Mourinho – although he did wink at the zoom camera after saying that – but United’s manager agreed Cavani’s disallowed goal was a watershed.

:lol:
 
Hoping he wins the league cup. Might persuade levy to keep him around next season, which is what we all want!

Sure as shit, he ain’t walking away. He’s waiting to get giant payout.
 
It's Always Rainy In Manchester - The Gang Broke Jose ''How much cheese have you eaten Jose? How much cheese is too much cheese?''
 
it takes time, and my computer is very slow today.
wait..
did you really had doubts about me posting our goals reaction??
tztztztztztz
No, not really....it was just greed. In hindsight a ‘fighting cock goes into meltdown’ thread would have been epic this year, you’d have had some glorious material to work with
 
Thank feck he's not still our manager. I know plenty on here aren't fans of Ole but at least he's not a detestable pr*ck.
 
Mourinho thread..
Watched the clips of Mourinho on Sky Sports.
He knows he messed up last week and is just using classic diversion tactics.
Idk if its only me but the more I hear him the more I dislike him. I can't stand him anymore. Toxic.
Get him out. its over.

Levy just wont pull the trigger whilst hes got the League Cup final, but its safe to say we are out of European reckoning on recent performances and tactics.
Wake up Levy! He's got to go. Tonight.
He's had his chance,spent some money and done nothing for the team.

Get out now you fraud
Get this fecker out now
The league cup final is all we have left
Make a change and give us at least the tiniest fighting chance
Are we realistically going to see him sacked tonight or tomorrow? Or we’re just hoping in vain?
Hoping in vain. Just can't see him sacking the manager 2 weeks before a final.
City are going to muller us
Get this cnut out now, don't want him here for the cup final.
That's it, enough... I wanna see this disgrace to our club gone by tomorrow morning
Nothing will change
The cnut will still be here while wanker Levy pulls the string of micro ambition.
I hope he dies, as Levy won't sack this this scumbag.
Anyone actually still want this guy to stay? He’s killing our club. West Ham are 6 points above us!!!! feck off
Please for all that is holy, let the press conference be delayed and have a team spokesman come out and tell everyone that Spurs are doing some administrative work

Ten hag or nagelsmann has to be
It’s gonna be Gary Megson caretaker
Pleaty?? Would love that personally just for the sayings he gets wrong in the pre/post match interviews
It's over. He might pace the sidelines for a few more weeks for monetary purposes but that Greenwood strike has to be the final nail in a nail ridden coffin.
30 million to sack this wanker is an absolute fecking bargain at this point.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD feckING SACK HIM TONIGHT, NOT AT THE END OF THE SEASON, NOT AFTER THE FINAL, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I genuinely think our next 3 points will be on May 1st against Sheffield United at home.
Everton away - defeat
Southampton home - draw
City final - get torn to shreds.

Levy will presumably be putting everything in place now.

I suspect he is going to go for someone with PL experience; someone like Rodgers.
Why would Rodgers leave LC?
Why would we get Rodgers ffs he’s bottling top 4 for a second season
Can’t wait to see what shitty excuse this cnut comes up with today. feck off
Levy simply has to act now, I can’t look at that smug cnuts face in our colours for a second longer
Even Inter fans don't think he's good anymore. That really says it all...
Mourinho is first out to do the press conferences.

The dressing room must be sick of the sight and sound of him. Toxic bastard

Jose just said Pogba should have been sent off and we didn’t deserve the result

At one up I saw us as second favourites in a two horse race..
This bull shit is what we swapped Poch for...

#winner
Reknapp caretaker manager?
Would get Toby & Bale back in the team for sure.
Would definitely play attacking football.
I'd take that over this shite any day
I'll take a tim sherwood gillet at this point
At this stage, I'd take Clodagh Rogers!
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If this doesn’t tell you how predictable Jose is then nothing will

they didn't even train for us hahahahahahahaha.
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If someone like sonny is blanking him you know he’s a cnut.
pogba reluctantly shook his hand as well. Nobody fecking likes him.
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I would sack half the so-called fans posting Mourinho out! They should go and 'support' another club and become a glory hunter.
Don't think this will win "Most Popular Post of the Day" , somehow

You have to the world's biggest cnut to want Mourinho to remain at this point. The man is finished, it's just about the size of his payout now.
Normally all prick can post is that EVERY referee in football is anti-Spurs.

So your original post is spot on
Just spoken to my mate who played with Bale and Davies in Euro 2016 and still speaks to them. Apparently it’s a complete mess and training is a complete farce, no-one takes much notice any more and he’s a joke

obviously this is just one side of things but you can see it being the case
If that is the case then the whole lot should be booted. Imagine doing that in a real job?

He's lost it
What the feck is he talking about?
Has he dropped acid?
Ole said he wouldn’t feed his children if they acted like Son
How is he not questioned bout fernandes diving when he does it
I will volunteer by hitting Ole's children in the face and see how they react.
I don't think he was serious about that but Jose takes it literally to create a spat out of absolutely feck all.
Mourinho saw it as an opportunity to create a headline other than how shit we were tomorrow and pounced.
It’s clear as day.
Oh...and if they had been shot / toe gently clipped like Bruno? fecking hobbit-wanker.
I hope this bullshit doesn't deflect from his team and tactics today. He's become very good at using post-match to deflect from his inadequacies onto others.
hahaha! Bingo! I've just posted the exact same thing!!!
It’s all bullshit and deflection with Mourinho. He’s been dialling in from the start once Levy was mug enough to pay him £15 million a year.
Our players don’t look fit for a start. We’re on a game a week now, Man Utd were away in Spain on Thursday night yet with four days extra rest we were gassed after an hour.
Joke manager getting turned over by a hobbit. Special one ??

Well what fecking right has frodo to comment on it like that. Would he like other managers commenting on his teams constant diving and playacting
He can say what he wants about a match his team is playing in. Not like Jose hasn't been above taking digs at other teams players for the last 20 years...
£15m a year to finish below Everton and West Ham. That certainly is special.
Can't wait to see the back of him.

Is he gone yet?
No, he is talking about feeding Son bread and cheese.



Ole acting like the hypocritical worm that he is. Guy is such a little prick.
And so is Jose...
Although he does MOODY too from time to time....

Here's a thought; maybe they're BOTH cnuts!!
Though they'd be the ONLY two cnuts in football.... cos everyone else is SOOOO nice!
True and Ole has shown himself up for all to see. What I am more annoyed with him about though is that now everyone is talking about this and it’s taking attention away from another poor Mourinho led Spurs performance where the pressure should be on the Special One to explain yet another 2nd half collapse.

He’s a fake nice guy cnut
He's like Klopp without the talent and success.
Come on mate, behave.
Solksjaer is not even half the arrogant tosser that Klopp is.
He might be if he had won what Klopp has as a manager. Think he could be quite a smug git with a bit of success
PE school teacher who got a lucky break
What is with him and using food as a punishment? He made a similar comment before about only giving his kid bread and water.

I think child protective services need to pay him a visit.
What I find funny is that Jose has managed to get some fans to turn on Ole. Always interesting to see the members that fall for it. Same after the Dinamo game.
Jesus Christ the insanity on SC. Full-blown investigation and overblown outrage on Ole's comments going on in the Jose thread.
Jose is incredible at manipulation. Got to clap the master at work.
To be fair, both things can be true.
It's true that Jose has lost the plot and urgently needs to be sacked.
But it's also true that Ole is a twat who has no right to be moaning about a genuine foul on Son, especially given United's cheating and dodgy decisions this season.
It is nothing to do with what is "true". It is fact Spurs fans are outraged over a nothing comment from the opposition manager because the psychopath in charge realised it was his opportunity for deflection. The opposition manager, like every manager, can complain about what he wants. At this point in time, I don't care what he says.
On "truth", I didn't think it was a foul on Son either. Guess I will get shit for that.
It wasn’t a foul
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Adding some more portuguese expressions rougly translated:
- It's a matter of time until he's gone with the pigs .
 
They should take note of the old saying 'bread is bread and cheese is cheese' when selecting a new manager.

Spurs fans starting to realise how poisonous Mou is and how see-through it is.

His attempt at deflecting attention away from the result post-match over the Ole comment is absolutely pathetic. :lol: 'Fathers should feed their children.' FFS dramatic fool, Ole and the lads must be p*ssing themselves at his response. He's totally lost the plot (again.)
 
I remember the twat going on about Grade A eggs and the omelettes you make from them..
And now he is talking about cheese..

Its like a really drawn out Dexters lab reference .
 
End of the line for him. Spurs will be battered at League Cup Final as the check-mate to Mourinho time at Spurs.

End of the season Jose is gone Id imagine, I dont see them winning the League Cup. Id imagine the objective was top four, priority one, and a trophy would have been icing on the cake. He has achieved neither, and Spurs look shambolic, done as a top level manager Id imagine, national team next?

As for Spurs, they need a rebuild, needed a rebuild when Poch was there tbf, invest the Kane and Son money in new young hungry players.
 
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