slored1
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The tale of Mourinho at every club he's been in (last 10 years) is quite similar. Starts okay, sparks some joy into the club, installs the "winning culture" (whatever that means), instructs the players to start being cnuts and nasty and usually gets some initial wins.
He brings in a few experienced players, who have "been there, done that" and starts to not lose any home games.
In the end, he loses some games in the first season, ultimately leaves the club a bit underwhelmed but still gives fans some hope that it's starting to get better. Usually adds a Carabao Cup or a minor domestic trophy to the bank. There is an ocassional park-the-bus match away at other big teams, he ostracizes some big name players and never plays any youth prospects.
In the second season is where the fun usually starts. His team starts the season on fire, wins 7-8 games in a row, playing wonderful football and several players become world-class, the defence is rock solid, a player that no one rated before starts in every game (Fellaini, Mikel, Lass Diarra, Dier) and he starts a war in the media after every occassional slip or a boring performance. Fanbase is usually on his side, while a part of it is getting bored from his occasional needless defensive minded football. Some of his cultists join along to root for his team and along with the standard fanbase they start giving it to the fans of his previous clubs, how he's shutting them up, how wrong were they to sack him and all that nonsense.
Middle of the season the football starts to get real boring, the superstars are getting tired and some fringe players are getting battered as not being good enough after they play a bad game in some cups. No youth players are brought through, apart from one random guy who only plays because he's fast and/or tall. Crashes out of the Champions League against a poor team, gives a press conference where he batters several players at the end. There is already a split in the fanbase between those who like him and those who are on the fence. He wins a major trophy at the end of the season, everyone's happy.
Third season starts weirdly, he sells some solid players who just fell apart during his tenure and replaces them with some brutes and a Mendes client. In the preseason he complains about something, usually irrelevant in the grand scheme, but is already starting to show the negative signs. The season starts poorly, he loses some matches, criticises his best player in the media, cries about not getting enough money and again doesn't play the youth.
After three months it's already catastrophic, the best player is getting unhappy, the football is miserable, he's at war with journalists, the referees are mafia and the fans are more split than ever. If a bad game happens, he blames the players, if a good game happens, he is again the genious. The dressing room is lost, team spirals out of the CL places and he gets fired. In the end players get the blame, never Jose.
He goes on to make 5 good interviews after he loses the job, says how happy he is and how much he has learned. He gets a new job and repeats the cycle.
Really funny that Spurs have gotten all that in a single season. And without winning a trophy.
He brings in a few experienced players, who have "been there, done that" and starts to not lose any home games.
In the end, he loses some games in the first season, ultimately leaves the club a bit underwhelmed but still gives fans some hope that it's starting to get better. Usually adds a Carabao Cup or a minor domestic trophy to the bank. There is an ocassional park-the-bus match away at other big teams, he ostracizes some big name players and never plays any youth prospects.
In the second season is where the fun usually starts. His team starts the season on fire, wins 7-8 games in a row, playing wonderful football and several players become world-class, the defence is rock solid, a player that no one rated before starts in every game (Fellaini, Mikel, Lass Diarra, Dier) and he starts a war in the media after every occassional slip or a boring performance. Fanbase is usually on his side, while a part of it is getting bored from his occasional needless defensive minded football. Some of his cultists join along to root for his team and along with the standard fanbase they start giving it to the fans of his previous clubs, how he's shutting them up, how wrong were they to sack him and all that nonsense.
Middle of the season the football starts to get real boring, the superstars are getting tired and some fringe players are getting battered as not being good enough after they play a bad game in some cups. No youth players are brought through, apart from one random guy who only plays because he's fast and/or tall. Crashes out of the Champions League against a poor team, gives a press conference where he batters several players at the end. There is already a split in the fanbase between those who like him and those who are on the fence. He wins a major trophy at the end of the season, everyone's happy.
Third season starts weirdly, he sells some solid players who just fell apart during his tenure and replaces them with some brutes and a Mendes client. In the preseason he complains about something, usually irrelevant in the grand scheme, but is already starting to show the negative signs. The season starts poorly, he loses some matches, criticises his best player in the media, cries about not getting enough money and again doesn't play the youth.
After three months it's already catastrophic, the best player is getting unhappy, the football is miserable, he's at war with journalists, the referees are mafia and the fans are more split than ever. If a bad game happens, he blames the players, if a good game happens, he is again the genious. The dressing room is lost, team spirals out of the CL places and he gets fired. In the end players get the blame, never Jose.
He goes on to make 5 good interviews after he loses the job, says how happy he is and how much he has learned. He gets a new job and repeats the cycle.
Really funny that Spurs have gotten all that in a single season. And without winning a trophy.
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