Does he really want to join Liverpool:
Miserable sod!
He's just found out his hotel rooms been robbed, with shit on the walls aswell...
"Welcome to Liverpool Jose"
José Enrique - (Update:Liverpool bound)
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He's just found out his hotel rooms been robbed, with shit on the walls aswell...
"Welcome to Liverpool Jose"
It's not a man on man stat where he uses dribbling skills and step overs to go past his man. Chelsea don't play with a winger and he makes a lot of runs. He goes past the full back a lot. Way more than their right back.
Do any of them?!
It's the amount of times they've been beaten by a man not the other way around.
Eh? That stat was how many times an opposition player goes past them.
No, literally he doesnt!
He was walking through John Lennon Airport, when he heard "Shine your shoes guvnor?"
So he thought his brogues could do with an aul buffering to look well for the medical, so he sat down. Next thing he knows - some scouse cnut runs off with his right foot!
Well on that basis - Tina Turner, Erika Johnson & Whitney Houston should be the top three then...
Well chuffed with this signing. Enrique and Downing on our left improves us immeasurably.
I have a feeling we'll see Cahill in next as they're showing an interest in N'Gog.
I have a feeling we'll see Cahill in next as they're showing an interest in N'Gog.
I am just as surprised as the amount of times he actually beats a man. Almost three times as many as the others.
Effin showboater.
That would be awesome. Our centre back position is the only really weak area left that we need to cover.
As for Enrique, once Aurelio has got his customary long term injury (19 mins in the Sunderland game) then really happy to see Jose come in for the long haul.
£12.5 million for Enrique and Adam certainly isn't bad business. Offsets the prices for Henderson and Downing a little. Moneyball?
You Scousers and you're obsession with net spend
Thats a vibrator up his ass & your man's turned it up full whack!
You Scousers and you're obsession with net spend
Net spend is so 2009. Moneyball has us obsessed with the wage bill, amortisation over the length of contracts and only third 'net spend'.
Yeah considering you paid - what was it - £57million for Carroll & £36.7million for Henderson... yeah definitely a bargain alright...
You's are a very optimistic bunch about the new season - even tho your preseason doesnt give any encouragement that you're gonna hit the ground running or maybe you's lads just prefer the late challenge in March when you're 28pts behind?!
@ the scousers gettin excited!Who - "Ahhh-ccring-tonnnnn Stanleeeeeeeey..."?
Thursday 11th August, 2011
ITS THE START OF THE SEASON - ITS THEIR YEAR - ITS THE SCOUSERS - ITS LIVERPOOL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - ITS THE TITS - ITS feckING ON!
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Sunday 13th May @ 16.50
Does he really want to join Liverpool:
Miserable sod!
The feck? They signed Razor Ramon? Where's his toothpick?
Carragher doesn't really have a chest at all, does he?
How can a centreback be so flatchested? Man up, ffs.
Good god, I completely forgot about him till you mentioned him. Say hello to the bad guy.Does he really want to join Liverpool:
Miserable sod!
The one on the left would improve their back 4 too.
Isn't it 6m and 9m?
What did they do with Insua?
It's like he stood in front of the mirror practicing the look, he's almost nailed it perfectly.
Good signing for 'Pool. Enrique is a good player.
Very good signing for Pool. I'd transfer him on any fantasy leagues if I were you, since his value is bound to go up once he complete's the transfer...
What a pile of crap. What the feck does that prove? Are those figures over the season? Gone past an opposition player? How far past him? Pass completion? How far was the pass and did it lead to anything? What the feck is a successful dribble? Did his crosses end in a goal? Stats.
Amazing that he arrived at Newcastle for 6.3m having only played around 50-60 La Liga games for 3 different clubs. Now that he's played for Newcastle 117 times and established himself as one of the best in the league in his position, they've sold him for less than they apparently bought him.
Only a yer left on his contract
Yes, great business all round... Adam, Henderson, Downing, Carroll, Enrique, for a mere, eh 85million or thereabouts....
Yes, great business all round... Adam, Henderson, Downing, Carroll, Enrique, for a mere, eh 85million or thereabouts....
5 players that immediately strengthen our squad. For £85m - £50m = £35 million. As I said...
Except you bought in areas you didn't need such as CM and you lost a top class player for a bunch of above average overpriced players, so that's another way of looking at it.
I like that logic.
we got Hernandez, Young, De Gea, Jones, Smalling and Valencia for nothing (80m)
Do Liverpool still have money to throw around this window?
Why do Liverpool always take those medical pics? Real do the same but at least they are an exotic club.
You forgot the measly 23m that Suarez cost. Shall we just call it at even 100m?
Brilliant Signing for Pool.
Their best this season.
Their best this season.
Wouldnt be hard... but yeah good signing on paper... how he deals with gettin burgled every week - now thats the gauger!