I honestly don't know how he manages to play even at the level he does, he wouldn't get on the bench for United - or City, Spurs or Chelsea for that matter. He isn't even like Thomas Mueller in the way that Mueller looks so awkward and gangly but can play, he is just awkward-looking and can't play at all.
I remember a comment on this forum the year Gerrard's slip cost Liverpool the PL, somebody posted toward the end of the season something along the lines of "I can't believe Jordan Henderson is going to get a League winner's medal", you could sense the horror and disbelief of such a thing actually happening, but then they threw away the 3 goal lead at Palace (Suarez bubbling was hilarious) and Gerrard fell on his ass in the Chelsea game and that was it.
Liverpool used to have Gerrard in midfield, now they have Jordan Henderson, it's a bit like replacing Lukaku with Rooney.