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Joe Hart
- Thread starter Paxi
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Genuine question.. Who would buy him?
Chelsea - Better keeper
Spurs - Better keeper
Liverpool - Klopp has already hinted that he doesn't want him
Arsenal - Slightly better keeper who probably won't leave
United - Could be on the market for one, but it'd be like replacing Ronaldo with Owen again
Everton - Want a GK, but strongly linked with Pickford.
WBA maybe? Crystal Palace are building a decent team..
Chelsea - Better keeper
Spurs - Better keeper
Liverpool - Klopp has already hinted that he doesn't want him
Arsenal - Slightly better keeper who probably won't leave
United - Could be on the market for one, but it'd be like replacing Ronaldo with Owen again
Everton - Want a GK, but strongly linked with Pickford.
WBA maybe? Crystal Palace are building a decent team..
West Ham.
I've only seen West Ham on the odd occasion but Adrian has always been their best players when I have. He's miles better than Hart
Adrian is class..
Randolph was keeping him out of the team earlier this season. Neither are great and if they want a new keeper Hart would probably be the best they could get.
Man City could do with a new keeper lol
Good shout actually, the media would be all over the club that won the World Cup signing England's number 1. The fame-hungry powers that be wouldn't be able to resist.
He'd dogshit. Probably worse than mignolet at his worst.
The euros put me off hart . I want my keeper to be calm in the big games , unfortunately Joe got worked up so much he went into complete meltdown .
Signing Joe Hart to replace David De Gea is a bit like buying a sex doll to replace Scarlett Johansson.
Poor quality, woefully inferior and bought from a plastic company.
Poor quality, woefully inferior and bought from a plastic company.
To be fair I don't think Scarlett Johansson would let you have your way with her in the way a sex doll can.
It's players like Hart who due to the media wetting their pants about how good he is somehow gets picked for England despite clearly being an absolute turkey. Hart is a great example of why England always underachieve - he shouldn't be near a top club, nevermind be 'England's number 1'.
It'll be "Agent Hart" as soon as he throws one in.
Who voted yes??
No never isn't a strong enough answer. Id put him in the same category as Suarez as players I would never want to see wearing a United jersey.
No never isn't a strong enough answer. Id put him in the same category as Suarez as players I would never want to see wearing a United jersey.
Never ever. Thank you very much. Did no one ever teach this pleb to move his feet?
Takes half a step and jumps from the middle of his goal. Freekicks were struck well but both at good heights for a GK. Hart is terrible.
Takes half a step and jumps from the middle of his goal. Freekicks were struck well but both at good heights for a GK. Hart is terrible.
Funny thinking back to when pundits thought he had the same potential as De Gea, shows how they like hyping up their own.
He is really a fecking shit
Joe Hart has never been as good as Joe Hart thinks he is.
NO..JUST FECKING NO!!
NO..JUST FECKING NO!!
Haha I absolutely, wholeheartedly agree. Even if he was a fantastic goalkeeper as Suarez is a striker I would still hate to see him here.
Got to agree.
He's nowhere near DDG's class; not even better than Romero.
And although I don't know him, and he might be a really, really nice guy off the pitch, I've always hated him for being part of Athletic's resurgence as we were sinking.
Hmmmm, I say sign him for 6 or 12 months.... wait, wait, there is method in the madness
We need to send Pereira out on loan to keep him developing no point in him bench warming, Romero would be our No2 and of course DDG be No1. He be our temp number 3 for a period until we decide what to do with our wonderful keepers next summer.
Not sure on his situation, but if he was free, even for 6 months it could suit us nicely and its not like we'd ever see him unless we got 2 keepers injured. This would be the only scenario where i'd say bring him in. Pereira is too good not to be playing and we need to address this situation.
We could use hart for this and also be a good training partner for Zlatan to start getting his range in again come the end of the year. Good for building Ibras confidence. Not sure it would help Hart all that much but who cares about him.
We need to send Pereira out on loan to keep him developing no point in him bench warming, Romero would be our No2 and of course DDG be No1. He be our temp number 3 for a period until we decide what to do with our wonderful keepers next summer.
Not sure on his situation, but if he was free, even for 6 months it could suit us nicely and its not like we'd ever see him unless we got 2 keepers injured. This would be the only scenario where i'd say bring him in. Pereira is too good not to be playing and we need to address this situation.
We could use hart for this and also be a good training partner for Zlatan to start getting his range in again come the end of the year. Good for building Ibras confidence. Not sure it would help Hart all that much but who cares about him.
I think it be a pretty smart signing if we lose DDG, if the team is pretty strong in almost every area if we get the CB, DM, wide position and striker sorted, hart be quiet a good signing for us. I don't know what he done wrong at city, but he is better than what they got, and that's the funny thing. But if there is keepers out there that can improve us Jose needs to keep looking, plus its not expensive headache finding a good quality keeper, sooner or later DDG will be gone so we got to make plans
Shouldnt even be in the England squad these days. Would have Foster, Forster and Butland ahead of him, possibly Pickford too.
How is he still starting England games? He has regressed alot in the last 5 years.
How is he still starting England games? He has regressed alot in the last 5 years.
My heart literally stops for a few seconds when this thread shows up.
In the express today that when DDG moves we will be the only (unsurprisingly) team in for him at £25m and £125k/week.
My support would end for Jose (of whom I am currently a big supporter) forthwith if this happened.
My support would end for Jose (of whom I am currently a big supporter) forthwith if this happened.
I just can't get my head round this, Hart the "replacement" for DDG if he leaves - that is a joke, but it's not funny - if this true, it would put a huge dent in United's title hopes before a ball is even kicked.
Even if he was to be signed as back up for Romero still wouldn't want him anywhere near Old Trafford, unless he was playing for the opposition.
Even if he was to be signed as back up for Romero still wouldn't want him anywhere near Old Trafford, unless he was playing for the opposition.
I just hope it's paper rubbish because as you say it would certainly not help any aspirations of a title shot and perhaps even more worryingly it would put Jose directly in the firing range, when it doesn't work out.
Matic, morata, hart.....i wonder if juventus and bayern can spare a couple of reserves for us
Express.
I hope so, it keeps cropping up, but hopefully it is just speculation. I wouldn't be surprised if City also would make United pay more than another PL club, which would rub further salt in the wound. DDG has won United many points in his time at OT, Hart will cost games. I think his level is Stoke/WBA. Kasper Schmeichel isn't United class but I would rather United signed him and Hart went to Leicester as his replacement, even then someone like Keylor Navas would be a far better option.
Oh mighty god, Xenu, Cthulu, Odin and all the others, please make this happen.
Just no no never, someone lock this thread and hide it from view, so i don't even have to entertain the smaller than minute possibility that this could ever happen. By the way, who TF voted yes! 
Relax, de Gea isn't going anywhere this summer.
Even in the event we lose DDG to some perverse deal with Madrid,the one position we have strength in depth is goalkeeping talent!Hart doesn't get close to what we possess already.
Remember, not everyone supports United on the Caf.Just no no never, someone lock this thread and hide it from view, so i don't even have to entertain the smaller than minute possibility that this could ever happen. By the way, who TF voted yes!
All ABUs.Just no no never, someone lock this thread and hide it from view, so i don't even have to entertain the smaller than minute possibility that this could ever happen. By the way, who TF voted yes!