Jadon Sancho| Staying at Dortmund for now

[Berbasbullet]

I'll bite today,

Happy Sancho Day!

My first of the thread

Happy Sancho day!

 

[Bratt]

Today is the day.
Happy Sancho day, y’all!

 

[IAmAWinner]

I honestly can't wait to see Sancho in a United shirt with a caption "You love to see it"
Just a little bit more muppets.

 

[devilish]

It's good to see us back at our past strategy of buying British talents with United DNA.

I don't care about that. All I care about is that we sign top quality players at the right age and the right attitude an on reasonable prices

 

[jymufc20]

11th September will be happy Sancho day. For real. You read it here first. #IKN

I know nothing ?

 

[pocco]

14/09. Sancho Day

 

[Squeaky Bumtime]

14/09. Sancho Day

On my marriage anniversary, that would be sweet. Double celebrations ihaaa.

 

[Berbasbullet]

On my marriage anniversary, that would be sweet. Double celebrations ihaaa.

“Awww honey it’s sweet that you’re crying”

“I know it’s been 5 years... 5 years since we have had a competent right winger”

 

[Salt Bailly]

“Awww honey it’s sweet that you’re crying”

“I know it’s been 5 years... 5 years since we have had a competent right winger”

"Why's my card say Dear Jadon?"

 

[Berbasbullet]

"Why's my card say Dear Jadon?"

 

[Gambit]

HAPPY SANCHO DAY!

 

[FizzyWomack]

Im away in a log cabin from tomorrow for four days with no internet, not sure I can cope not knowing what’s going on, I’ll just pray when I finally get internet it’s a done dealio, may reduce the stress of refreshing every 5 mins for weeks on end

I can 100 percent see you taking a little stroll out of the woods every so often to have a little look online, wouldn't blame you one bit!

Maybe you hold the key to us getting him, dont look at all and it will happen by Monday.

Have a great Friday muppets.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Maybe it will be 9/11

 

[Berbasbullet]

Maybe it will be 9/11

What an explosive day that would be!

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Exactly what they are asking?.....you mean there was a doubt?

 

[Salt Bailly]

I like how a Twitter feed called Man Utd Sources fails to put a source.

 

[Rado_N]

That looks legit.

 

[groovyalbert]

That's as good as an official announcement

 

[Jack-C20]

Exactly what they are asking?.....you mean there was a doubt?

Manchester United logo as his profile picture. This checks out. Definitely reliable.

 

[Organic Potatoes]

That crap isn’t even worthy of being in the reddit ITK thread.

 

[Bestietom]

Just won't believe it until he is here and deal is done.

 

[LawCharltonBest]

That's as good as an official announcement

I'm surprised BBC haven't picked it up tbh

 

[NotQuiteManc]

Happy Sancho Day!

 

[Brophs]

That looks legit.

He has the signing pen emoji in his name. What have you ever done?

 

[Squeaky Bumtime]

“Awww honey it’s sweet that you’re crying”

“I know it’s been 5 years... 5 years since we have had a competent right winger”

 

[Squeaky Bumtime]

"Why's my card say Dear Jadon?"

"Honey, happy anniversary and happy Sancho day!"

"A what?"


Also it's our 7th anniversary and he'll wear a number 7. If that's not a sign I don't know what is.

 

[The Man Himself]

I know nothing ?

Yes

 

[sewey89]

Exactly what they are asking?.....you mean there was a doubt?

That was 2 days ago... So we've bid then? As it's official.

 

[altodevil]

 

[fps]

“Awww honey it’s sweet that you’re crying”

“I know it’s been 5 years... 5 years since we have had a competent right winger”

 

[Siorac]

what the actual feck ITK drama is best drama.

 

[GeordieRed]

Maybe it will be 9/11

Transfer window will be closed before November 9th

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Transfer window will be closed before November 9th

I see what you did there

 

[devilish]

“Awww honey it’s sweet that you’re crying”

“I know it’s been 5 years... 5 years since we have had a competent right winger”

If our incompetent right wingers can score 11 goals in 16 appearances at age 18 then who am I to complain?

 

[Mercurial]

Jadon Sancho anagrams with Donja NoCash

 

[Adamsk7]

Am I the only one that subconsciously changes the thread title from “Nein” to “Ja” and gets excited for a second, only to realise it’s my stupid brain’s wishful thinking?

 

[Squeaky Bumtime]

Am I the only one that subconsciously changes the thread title from “Nein” to “Ja” and gets excited for a second, only to realise it’s my stupid brain’s wishful thinking?

You're the only one.

 

[sewey89]

That is bang out of order to be fair

 

[Adamsk7]

You're the only one.

Thought so :-(

 

[Squeaky Bumtime]

Thought so :-(

Jokes aside every day I see that nein in the title I go mad.