Jadon Sancho - Chelsea (loan) watch (Dog status: in him)

[Brophs]

He’s gone to the Netherlands to realign his chakras.

 

[SmashedHombre]

Chelsea had better not find a way to send this cnut back to us

 

[WeePat]

Chelsea had better not find a way to send this cnut back to us

Impossible. We’d have to finish below 14th place for the obligation to buy him to be null and void. You’re safe from Sancho.

 

[DarkLord1984]

Chelsea had better not find a way to send this cnut back to us

Pretty sure the only way that's going to happen is if they finish lower than 14th in the league table.

If he does absurdly end up back here, we will all be having a good laugh at Chelsea's expense.

 

[Footyislife]

Such a great point

Not really. Garnacho has 1.7X the xG + xA of Sancho... And earns 3x less.

Rashford is equally bad as Sancho statistically but earns more. One can make the argument if ETH ever has the brains to use Rashford as a backup striker/super sub he'd actually be kinda useful. But the guys never going to figure that out and get fired 80-90%