Some of us who were new to the thread were hoping to discuss the pros and cons of the player until Ramshock turned up on a self righteous mission to put us all in our place. It didn't work, because no one actually gives a shit what he has to say. So here's a
@Ramshock approved post;
"Ivan Perisic is a player that we are reportedly interested in signing. I for one have no thoughts on the matter. Later on I am attending a medical scan. I am making sure to express no thoughts of any kind on the matter, or on any matter whatsoever. Then I shall drink some tepid water, eat some bread and watch an episode of Downton Abbey."
Now people are theorising that Jose might use him as a left wingback, which obviously cannot be allowed to continue either because we won't know until he signs. But then we shouldn't talk him signing either since he hasn't done it yet. So we should probably just say nothing until he signs, if he does, which we shouldn't speculate on because he hasn't.