Come on RedPaul - I know you're there....answer the question!
If Caf posters were LOTR characters....
- Thread starter Livvie
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Well I was stood in a Jewellers in Glasgow on Saturday afternoon, waiting to be served as was this young bloke next to me. So we got to talking as you do....about why we always leave Xmas shopping to the last minute, what are you getting etc etc....for about 5 minutes.Livvie20 said:
Where - why - how??? What did he say? What did you say?
You can't just leave it at that!!!
Is he as cute in the flesh?
It was only after I was being served by this young female assistant, that she said "was that who I think it was?" "Dunno" says I "who do you think it was?" "Joseph McFadden" "Oh I know who you mean...actor bloke. Now you mention it he did look a bit familiar" A quick glance over at him confirms to me it is indeed one Joe McFadden. Nice guy...quite good looking I suppose.....but rather short, only seemed about 5' 7".
btw he was buying a watch "for a girlfriend" (not THE but A girlfriend) and he was loking at the VERY EXPENSIVE ones.
hope this helps you in your "obsession"!!!
RedPaul said:
I did drop a hint.(And 5'7 is tall to me......)
He probably said something like,
'Oh come here Playdo Gangrene, you lovely little goblin man, I know it sounds like cloyingly sentimental, nauseating and slightly homoerotic crap, but I loves you Playdo, I really does, you dappy troll. OH NO! Unclasp yourself from my panting bosom you noble pillock, run and get Legoland, here comes the mutant army of Great Crested Auks from the vaults of Armlock...' etc
'Oh come here Playdo Gangrene, you lovely little goblin man, I know it sounds like cloyingly sentimental, nauseating and slightly homoerotic crap, but I loves you Playdo, I really does, you dappy troll. OH NO! Unclasp yourself from my panting bosom you noble pillock, run and get Legoland, here comes the mutant army of Great Crested Auks from the vaults of Armlock...' etc
In your (wet?) dreams.........Livvie20 said:
(And 5'7 is tall to me......)
RedPaul said:In your (wet?) dreams.........
Trust me. When you're 5'2, there's nowt wrong with 5'7. (Especially when you're lying down as they say.......
).He's been described as having elfin features, so Legolas he is. Tho I might need to bring out the casting couch.
See I never had you down as 5'2" Livvie, I've always imagined you as tall and willowy. Another illusion shattered..... *sob*Livvie20 said:
Trust me. When you're 5'2, there's nowt wrong with 5'7. (Especially when you're lying down as they say.......
He's been described as having elfin features, so Legolas he is. Tho I might need to bring out the casting couch.
Liv has the rare knack of being all things to all men (and elves, pixies and hobgoblins etc.)
Livvie20 said:
I do love petite ladies!
RedPaul said:See I never had you down as 5'2" Livvie, I've always imagined you as tall and willowy. Another illusion shattered..... *sob*
Don't worry. It's my illusion as well.
Livvie20 said:
Trust me. When you're 5'2, there's nowt wrong with 5'7. (Especially when you're lying down as they say.......
Nothing wrong with girls who are 3'6" with flat heads either. :snow:
But thats only REALLY useful when their father owns a brewery........Honest John said:
Niall said:
The love scene between Gollum and Sam is tastefully done.
As is Legolas' gentle rejection of Gimili's advances.
I hate tasteful love scenes.
Honest John said:
Fear of the unknown no doubt.
Livvie20 said:
Just prefer them a bit more raunchy and realistic. They always use soft camera lenses, slow-mo, shopping centre music and get the actors to contort into camera-friendly positions.
Cruise & Kelly in Top Gun v. Nicholson & Jessica in The Postman....
RedPaul said:
Buchanan Street?
There´s some sort of wee shopping centre on the left hand side when you walk down Buchanan Street from Buchanan Galleries. Pretty expensive shops in there. Was in there with my mate and she told me it used to be Lorenzo Amoruso´s fav place in the city.
Can I be one of the ringwraiths?