If Caf posters were LOTR characters....

[yaps]

Oh sod off Weaste, too tall for this blah blah blah...

I'm off to buy some adjustable stilts or something

 

[WeasteDevil]

I'm off to buy some adjustable stilts or something

That's an excellent idea! Don't forget the adjustable trousers as well.

 

[yaps]

You really think im stupid enough to forget something like that?

 

[WeasteDevil]

You really think im stupid enough to forget something like that?

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[yaps]

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Rhetorical question Mr.Weaste, it didn't need an answer

 

[GiggsysGirl]

How greedy are you then?? Isn't Aragorn enough?

Eowyn's got Faramir.

oops t'was a bit weren't it? Aragorn is mooore than enough thank ye

 

[Livvie]

Right then folks....we're getting there.

Some slight changes to the cast tho.

Due to other commitments, Softie is not able to be Saruman, and due to lack of response, I've fired Van.Nist. The new Saruman is DJS, which means Marching has to be Gandalf.

FRODO BAGGINS - Niall

GANDALF THE GREY - Marching On Together

SAM GANGEE - Weaste Devil

MERRY BRANDYBUCK - Linaw50. (Putting a Christmas slant on it and casting a woman here. Could either make or break the project).

PIPPIN TOOK - Yaps

BOROMIR - RedPaul

GIMLI - Spinoza

SAURON - Davo

ELROND - Honest John

ARWEN EVENSTAR - GiggsysGirl

CELEBORN - Alex_Hurley

GALADRIEL - Elizabeth

EOWYN - RoD

FARAMIR - Nate

GOLLUM - Big_Andy1

TOM BOMBADIL - Plech.

LEADER OF THE NAZGUL - Kristjan

GRISHNAKH - Gillespie

UGLUK - JoPub

BILBO BAGGINS - Ed the Red

SARUMAN - DJS

Parts still to be cast:

(Keane16 has expressed a desire to be Aragorn, but I expect a tad more class for this important character than "I know dick all about Lord of the Rings, but I put myself forward as whatever character gives it to Liv Tyler". So he needs to present himself a bit better than that to be in with a chance).

ARAGORN
LEGOLAS (Still looking for a goodlooking bloke....)
WORMTONGUE
EOMER
DENETHOR
THEODEN

Filming starts next weekend on location in the Isle of Wight.

 

[spinoza]

Which one are you Livvie?

Peter Jackson?

 

[Davo]

It looks like I'm going to have to be Legolas an all...

It seems only fair that I get 2 parts

 

[Livvie]

It looks like I'm going to have to be Legolas an all...

It seems only fair that I get 2 parts

Well I will consider it if you post your picture.

NB: This will mean you having a very close relationship with Spinoza.

 

[Davo]

Thats a point...I'll stick to being the bad fecker..

Terrible casting for Spin, he should have been Gollum as I quite clearly pointed out..

You;ve let yourself down there

 

[Livvie]

Thats a point...I'll stick to being the bad fecker..

Terrible casting for Spin, he should have been Gollum as I quite clearly pointed out..

You;ve let yourself down there

He refused the part. I have to consider morale. One volunteer is worth 10 unwilling participants.

I may have to consider drafting in a proper actor for Legolas. I don't think Caf. men are going to qualify.

 

[Nialler]

I've just booked my precious tickets for Wednesday night

 

[Davo]

I've just booked my precious tickets for Wednesday night

Is that when its released?

 

[Livvie]

Is that when its released?

Or according to JSV, when it escapes.

 

[alex hurley]

Me and the missus yesterday. She's a witch and all. Dead dirty.

 

[Nialler]

Is that when its released?

yeah, wed 17th December Ster Century Dublin, they call it a special paid preview which is bollox really, they do that with most blockbuster movies

 

[Kristjan]

LEADER OF THE NAZGUL - Kristjan

that's LORD of the Nazgûl

 

[Livvie]

that's LORD of the Nazgûl

Oops. Sorry. Don't know why I put that - doesn't even look/sound right.

And I forgot Treebeard. I need someone large and wooden.......

 

[Kristjan]

And I forgot Treebeard. I need someone large and wooden.......

that's Danish then.. (sorry DD )

 

[Livvie]

I'm tempted to offer the role of Sauron to Saddam now he is available - it seems rude not to. But that would mean upsetting Davo, who has his heart set on it.

Decisions decisions......

 

[WeasteDevil]

JSV hasn't got a part yet. It would be terribly rude to leave him out! :snowman:

 

[Livvie]

JSV hasn't got a part yet. It would be terribly rude to leave him out! :snowman:

He actually has a very important part to play.

It involves carrying a torch, and having an extensive knowledge of the cinema layout.

 

[WeasteDevil]

He actually has a very important part to play.

It involves carrying a torch, and having an extensive knowledge of the cinema layout.

He's not going to like this!

 

[Niall]

Aragorn would have to be offered to Niall, him being the boss like. But othere candidates may apply.

Result! Thanks Livvie, you've made my day. Your christmas bonus is secure after that!

"If by my life or death I can delete redundant topics....I will!"

 

[GiggsysGirl]

Result! Thanks Livvie, you've made my day. Your christmas bonus is secure after that!

"If by my life or death I can delete redundant topics....I will!"

ah finally! my King has arrived

 

[Beedle]

Here's a test so you can check which character you are.

Take the test here!

and

here!

and do this too

click here now!!!

I became Celeborn in the first test. Haven't tested the other ones yet. I became Frodo in a norwegian test (it was a lot better than the zovakware one)

 

[Livvie]

Result! Thanks Livvie, you've made my day. Your christmas bonus is secure after that!

"If by my life or death I can delete redundant topics....I will!"

You obviously haven't read on.

I changed your part to Frodo. (I figured you might like a meaningful relationship with Weaste. )

But if you prefer Aragorn, it's yours.

 

[Kristjan]

click here now!!!

took this and hey.. I'm Lord of the Nazgûl, I'm way evil me

 

[True White]

It says I'm Legolas, but I think I should be Gandalf the White!

 

[Niall]

You obviously haven't read on.

I changed your part to Frodo. (I figured you might like a meaningful relationship with Weaste. )

But if you prefer Aragorn, it's yours.

Oh! I was worried that might happen so I didn't read on I just replied straight away!

Aragorn will do me fine thanks....especially since giggsygirl = arwen!

 

[Beedle]

took this and hey.. I'm Lord of the Nazgûl, I'm way evil me

I became Frodo. Looks like I'm him then, since I've been him in two tests.

 

[RedPaul]

He refused the part. I have to consider morale. One volunteer is worth 10 unwilling participants.

I may have to consider drafting in a proper actor for Legolas. I don't think Caf. men are going to qualify.

Livvie.....don't want you to hyperventilate here, but I was talking to Joe McFadden on Saturday afternoon......

 

[Livvie]

Livvie.....don't want you to hyperventilate here, but I was talking to Joe McFadden on Saturday afternoon......

Where - why - how??? What did he say? What did you say?

You can't just leave it at that!!!

Is he as cute in the flesh?

 

[GiggsysGirl]

Aragorn will do me fine thanks....especially since giggsygirl = arwen!

 

[WeasteDevil]

All very short, you're off over the sea back to Valinor with the rest of the Elves, Sam, and Gollum.

 

[GiggsysGirl]

All very short, you're off over the sea back to Valinor with the rest of the Elves, Sam, and Gollum.

dude! seriously! stop telling me shit!

someone ban him till thursday!

 

[WeasteDevil]

dude! seriously! stop telling me shit!

someone ban him till thursday!

 

[Niall]

Oh of course, some people haven't read the books so they don't know what's coming!! How unfortunate....

I personally can't wait for the bit where Aragorn chops up Sauron into little bits with Anduril on the top of Mount Doom. I hope they do that scene using matrix style bullet time, it'll r0x!!

:drunk:

 

[Kristjan]

I personally can't wait for the bit where Aragorn chops up Sauron into little bits with Anduril on the top of Mount Doom. I hope they do that scene using matrix style bullet time, it'll r0x!!