If Caf posters were LOTR characters....

To introduce some much needed scientific accuracy into this thread.
LOTR character test
I'm bloody Denethor. :o

BTW I'f no one else has it, i'll be Elrond. I like stating the obvious and i am incredibly wise. :)
 
alex hurley said:
To introduce some much needed scientific accuracy into this thread.
LOTR character test
I'm bloody Denethor. :o

BTW I'f no one else has it, i'll be Elrond. I like stating the obvious and i am incredibly wise. :)
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I'm Pippin Took one of Frodo's friends :smirk:
 
Davo said:
Gollum eats weird food...simple as that, and therefore matches you more than anyone else..

and he's a 'kin whingy tw@ an all...

Further evidence..;)

and Pletch is still that cnut that everyone hates
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First Gollum eats everything... now he likes weird stuff... which is it now Davo?

Twisting words around and can't decide... sounds like Gollum. And oh look, like you... ;)
 
spinoza said:
First Gollum eats everything... now he likes weird stuff... which is it now Davo?

Twisting words around and can't decide... sounds like Gollum. And oh look, like you... ;)
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Point remains...he eats dodgy stuff..so do you

And he looks really weird, all spindly and weak....same as you

Probably
 
Plechazunga said:
kin nerds


I'd say the wisest are Bury, Wibbs and her Livness.
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Well I'm not wise, and my beard isn't quite long enough yet. So Wibble and BR can audition.
 
WeasteDevil said:
Am I not just a tad too tall for this role? I mean, what do you expect me to do, play him on my knees?
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For goodness sake Weaste, has not modern technology arrived in your neck of the woods.

Have you spent the last two years wondering how they found four such short people to play the hobbits?
 
I've just cast Honest John as Elrond. So Alex, you're Denethor then.

And I'm trying to think who is the most boring character in the book, so we can accommodate Boring.

There are parts still available, so let me know who you want to play, and you will get an auditon.

Peter Jackson, eat your heart out.
 
Livvie20 said:
I've just cast Honest John as Elrond.

And I'm trying to think who is the most boring character in the book, so we can accommodate Boring.

There are parts still available, so let me know who you want to play, and you will get an auditon.

Peter Jackson, eat your heart out.
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You're going to have to help me here Liv. My not having read the trilogy and only having seen one of the films like. Who is Elrond?
 
Honest John said:
You're going to have to help me here Liv. My not having read the trilogy and only having seen one of the films like. Who is Elrond?
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Father of Arwen and Elven king of Rivendell. He was about 1500 years old I think, but don't take it personally - he wore well.
 
Davo said:
He's some old boring cnut who tells loads of lies..

We need some faceless, dark riders...
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If Arsenal go thru to the next round of the CL tonight, we might get some more members.
 
Davo said:
He's some old boring cnut who tells loads of lies..

We need some faceless, dark riders...
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Is there a fat loudmouth character who eats loads of pies for you then Dav?
 
Livvie20 said:
Have you spent the last two years wondering how they found four such short people to play the hobbits?
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I had wondered actually!
 
"Hark, I hear the horn of Haregwond! Come, Praxfrod, Tosspot, Fibbikins, all you pug-eared pixies, we are summoned to the great Druidical Dome of Ninland to hear the Lords of Axminster declare war on Grurdweorlth and his minions of hooded snurls."

"What?"

"Oh, for God's sake, we're going to jog round the New Zealand countryside pretending to be hiding in some pseudo-Celtic la-la land cooked up by a mad old bugger in Oxford who couldn't get laid. And I don't mean AEBM."
 
Plechazunga said:
"Hark, I hear the horn of Haregwond! Come, Praxfrod, Tosspot, Fibbikins, all you pug-eared pixies, we are summoned to the great Druidical Dome of Ninland to hear the Lords of Axminster declare war on Grurdweorlth and his minions of hooded snurls."

"What?"

"Oh, for God's sake, we're going to jog round the New Zealand countryside pretending to be hiding in some pseudo-Celtic la-la land cooked up by a mad old bugger in Oxford who couldn't get laid. And I don't mean AEBM."
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give it a rest you can't be Gandalf... you're definitely Tom
 
alex hurley said:
To introduce some much needed scientific accuracy into this thread.
LOTR character test
I'm bloody Denethor. :o

BTW I'f no one else has it, i'll be Elrond. I like stating the obvious and i am incredibly wise. :)
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I'm Boromir....apparently. Certainly I reckon I'm pretty much like Sean Bean, apart from being better looking and supporting a proper football team like.... :snowman:
 
Honest John said:
Is there a fat loudmouth character who eats loads of pies for you then Dav?
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I wish

I've got a suspicion that I'm being cast as the Lord of all Evil...

Tho I reckon Gandalf is better suited, obviously
 
RedorDead6899 said:
"If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Eowyn"

She's shit-hot, that Liv.
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:D

Well, you're half right......... (delete as applicable ;) )

Hot off the Press: I have recast Niall as Frodo, so Aragorn is also up for grabs.
 
Livvie20 said:
:D

Hot off the Press: I have recast Niall as Frodo, so Aragorn is also up for grabs.
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no one else has laid claim to the Witch King/Lord of the Nazgûl so I guess he's all mine.. nobody else have an evil streak on here? ;)
 
Plechazunga said:
kin nerds

actually i'm just bitter at losing the Gandalf role...fair enough though tbh, i wouldn't really list wisdom as one of my qualities...in fact in my quarter of a century or so on this planet, I can't really say I've learned a single useful fecking life lesson. Unless you count 'don't try to firewalk with 6 pints down you and no formal instruction'.

I'd say the wisest are Bury, Wibbs and her Livness.
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I turned the role down because there is no convincing scientific evidence that this magic nonsense exists. ;)
 
alex hurley said:
To introduce some much needed scientific accuracy into this thread.
LOTR character test
I'm bloody Denethor. :o

BTW I'f no one else has it, i'll be Elrond. I like stating the obvious and i am incredibly wise. :)
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I came out to be Saroman. :cool: He has nice hair.

Thank You Please
 
If the Football Forum was Middle Earth, then I would be Sauron. Just like him, I am Lord of my domain.
 
Wibble said:
I turned the role down because there is no convincing scientific evidence that this magic nonsense exists. ;)
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And may I say Sir, a very wise choice...

Shit! I have uttered the infamous doomwords of Quaragarth! I am to be punished in the endless rust-mines of Allardyce! Poppycock, Titwank, bring me my cape and jodhpurs, I shall face this disaster with a serenity befitting a noble Imp of Tupperwhere...
 
I feckin HATE lord of the rings and think it's the biggest load of tosh ever. It seems they've just taken one shite film (Neverending story) and made 3 out of it. It also pisses me off immensely that I see everyone enjoying something except me.

I might plant a bomb at the premiere or something.
 
Plechazunga said:
And may I say Sir, a very wise choice...

Shit! I have uttered the infamous doomwords of Quaragarth! I am to be punished in the endless rust-mines of Allardyce! Poppycock, Titwank, bring me my cape and jodhpurs, I shall face this disaster with a serenity befitting a noble Imp of Tupperwhere...
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:lol:

BTW did you bump your head in that car crash?

Just asking ;)
 
Thanks, and a packet of wine gums for the lady :drunk:

JSV I'm with you 100%. Plus I saw the first one in a cinema in Brussells, and right at the beginning of the final battle scene the projector skipped, so it went instantly from those mutant geezers riding in to them all lying dead on the floor. kin crap that was.
 
green demon said:
I work out to be Bilbo. Amazing, I've even heard of that character.
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Like many children you clearly have difficulty differentiating between "b" and "d". You actually work out to be dildo.
 
i'm galadriel apparently.

if i'm arwen's grandmother and elrond is 1500 years old, how old would that make me?
 
GiggsysGirl said:
can i be either of the two birds that gets Aragorn? probably Eowyn rather than Arwen as i'm a fellow blond.
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RoD is Eowyn.

I'll sort you out with a nice wig if you don't want it coloured.

And I'm going for realism here, so you'll need an ear job.

So to summarise then:

Frodo = NIALL
Sam - WEASTE
Sauron - DAVO (He talked himself into the role)
Arwen - GIGGSYSGIRL
Eowyn - RoD
Faramir - NATE
Tom Bombadil - PLECH
Lord of the Nazgul - KRISTJAN
Elrond - HONEST JOHN
Bilbo - ED
Merry - VAN NIST.

(I'll finish that off later)

Parts still available:

ARAGORN
GANDALF
GIMLI
LEGOLAS (Only goodlooking chaps need apply)
PIPPIN

(Finish that later an'all).
 
alex hurley said:
To introduce some much needed scientific accuracy into this thread.
LOTR character test
I'm bloody Denethor. :o

BTW I'f no one else has it, i'll be Elrond. I like stating the obvious and i am incredibly wise. :)
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fecking hell I am Eowyn
 
Alex Hurley Didn't see your request for Elrond, sorry. You can be Celeborn instead.
 
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