Jansen can bat a bit.. but this is unexpected..
He played for Mumbai Indians, so maybe he is really comfortable here..
He played for Mumbai Indians, so maybe he is really comfortable here..
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Jansens previous high score was 47. If anyone gets players in form, it’s England.
Get them on that plane now.
The bowling has been absolutely fecking atrocious. Jesus Christ
England will lose to the Netherlands too.
Ok, this is just shocking bowling from England.
Horrible, it's the attitude we came in with that's wound me up. Can see it in the body language (i know im like a broken record - bare with me).
400 might actually be on.. England have given up.. wtf
It might be our only win.
They look absolutely fecking exhausted, there's no way they're going to have the fitness to even get close to this total.
I have no idea what Mott as a coach has been doing. This is embarrassing.
We must've given up 140-150 runs in the last 10 overs.
Edit: 139-0 in last 9 overs.
Edit: 139-0 in last 9 overs.
Jansen can't bat and he looks like vintage Tendulkar now
Senseless bowling from England. Clueless.
What kind of shit bowling is this?
Last 5 overs, 88 runs 
Topley is actually shit.
Brutal hitting.
I switched on at 315 after 45 overs. Around 80 runs in 4 overs.
England into the tail now
How many full tosses
This is absolutely brutal
How many full tosses
The last one was ridiculous. Would've gone over the head of any normal sized batsman
50 overs of full tosses and floaty half volleys.
Just absolutely horrendous bowling
Just absolutely horrendous bowling
Poor decision to put SA in.
England I think are much stronger batting first and hoping their weak bowling attack can be assisted by scoreboard pressure.
I think that’s 60/70 too many but I’m happy to be proven wrong!
England I think are much stronger batting first and hoping their weak bowling attack can be assisted by scoreboard pressure.
I think that’s 60/70 too many but I’m happy to be proven wrong!
We have no strike bowler - SA have 2. This is going to be a mess.
Might as well had Jade Dernbach bowling. Utter shite.
These last 5-10 overs from England are genuinely some of the worst bowling I've ever seen from us. Can anyone remember worse?
Stokes 200 will save us
Was just chatting with my Dad and co in the group chat. We can't think of one in a major game.
Just the 400 to win.
Wtf was that from Jansen on the final ball? Run back for 400 you lanky bastard
It's a small ground.. and a great pitch to bat on.
Very difficult for England.. its a lot of runs.. but if there was a ground to chase down 400, this would be it..
Very difficult for England.. its a lot of runs.. but if there was a ground to chase down 400, this would be it..
Their heads have gone mate
Retaining some energy to log in to the caf to laugh at us
Think there's a real good chance England utterly collapse here and are all out for 150-200.
Reminds me of those awful ashes tests down under where we look completely exhausted and our heads have gone and we have to go out and chase about 600.
Reminds me of those awful ashes tests down under where we look completely exhausted and our heads have gone and we have to go out and chase about 600.
By this WC's standards a close finish in the other game. 21 from 29