We've got wickets in hand, but none of them have any balls. Every single one is a walking wicket, need this pair to take it down to 30 before I feel comfortable.
Blocking 10 consecutive balls in this position is inexcusable. Nudge the ball around and make them shift the field. They've got all nine men inside the fecking circle because no one's playing a shot. FFS
Nah, Bangladesh should lose this by some margin now. They cant even score accidently right now, during the powerplay. Too much to ask of their tail to do when the ball is starting to move.
Amazing though how quickly it has changed, Bangla were cruising.
The fact is that changing a light bulb, chasing 225 on this pitch and assembling an IKEA office chair are all things you reasonably expect a team of 11 men to be able to do.
feck these cnuts. This will rank right up there in our top 43 most epic bottlejobs.