I just got a PM

sure is, scare him shitless
 
Now am able to post here, still can't believe I fell for it after reading this thread, but still, must have been funny as feck for you lot.
 
Alright, here's one that I just send to a user with 6 posts:

Look.

Let's not beat around the bush.

We know who you are and why you are here, you think my using a proxy we can't locate you?

We traced your ip back and surprise surprise look who turned up. You hacked this place once before but you won't get away with it again.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't ban you right now?


I'm waiting for his reply now.

I would shit and wet my pants in a fit of extreme laughter if that user turns out to be REVELZ or BalBoA under a new alias :lol:
 
Alright, here's one that I just send to a user with 6 posts:

Look.

Let's not beat around the bush.

We know who you are and why you are here, you think my using a proxy we can't locate you?

We traced your ip back and surprise surprise look who turned up. You hacked this place once before but you won't get away with it again.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't ban you right now?


I'm waiting for his reply now.


:lol: :lol:
 
stop winking at the new lad marcos, he won't take part in any orange related activities with you!
 
Now am able to post here, still can't believe I fell for it after reading this thread, but still, must have been funny as feck for you lot.

:lol:

A few newbies have now been promoted via the pranks.

Here's another one guys:

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This is an automated message from the Redcafe.net Database.

You have recieved 5 infraction point(s) after sending racist posts to users via private messaging.

You have recieved 4 infraction point(s) for sending graphic material to this same user through private messaging.

You are 1 infraction point away from recieving a permanent ban. You expulsion will be effective immediately as well as your IP Adress blocked.
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Alright, here's one that I just send to a user with 6 posts:

Look.

Let's not beat around the bush.

We know who you are and why you are here, you think my using a proxy we can't locate you?

We traced your ip back and surprise surprise look who turned up. You hacked this place once before but you won't get away with it again.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't ban you right now?


I'm waiting for his reply now.

:lol::lol:
 
Ok, until the poster I am waiting comes, does anyone want in on this plan?

Its the best on yet!
 
Ehsanul is claiming that Porto will get one of our players in return for Anderson. Did someone 'unknown' from here sent him a PM of insider tip??
 
Ehsanul is claiming that Porto will get one of our players in return for Anderson. Did someone 'unknown' from here sent him a PM of insider tip??

Not that I know of.

Air, can you help me in this prank thing?

I need you to send a pm to someone, if your interested say so and I will pm you the details.
 
One of the bastard newbies realised it was a prank because of my new tagline.

He still found it funny.

Hopefully get a few more replies by tonight. I have one now who thinks he has to post a thread in the mod forum to be promoted.
 
anyone like REVELZ could get their allias promoted by PM themselves and telling a mod, a sure fire way of promotion.
 
pert said:
No more of your racist shite on here please.

Or you will be banned.

Reply:

EASTSIDE777 said:
When was I racist? If I did do it, it wasn't intentional and I apologise.

And then: :lol:

EASTSIDE777 said:
feck off you little prick. I found you guys joke thread very funny. I gotta give it to you. You had me searching my old posts saying what the feck is this little prick talking about.

:lol:
 
the newbies will never trust even the mods now.
 
:lol:

It just keeps getting better.

I have 15 operations running!
 
How goes the brilliance Hector? Are the wheels in motion?
 
Hello King!

Just speaking to one newbie now.

He has made 3 posts so far. Here is how it is going:

Hectic said:
I was seriously offended by that comment and have a good mind to report you to the mods.

Andrith said:
Eh, aren´t you sending this to the wrong person? I don't know what you're exactly talking about.
 
:lol:
This thread could be a hit...
Got a good mind to do a few aswell.
 
:lol::lol:

Perfect!

Hectic said:
You have recieved 6 promotion votes.

A majority of 5 promotion votes is needed to gain access into the main forums.

You should be able to post into the main forums mmediately, if you can not please create a thread in the Admin/Mod Forum in the Newbies so the assigned Mod of that area can help you.

Our database has recently begun to overload so there are delays between promotions/demotions.

If you find you can not access the mains right now, then please create and post the thread in the area indicated above to save us time.

Welcome into the main forums.

davisjw said:
It wont let me post in the Mod forum or the main forum....

Hectic said:
Are you sure you cannot post a thread in the Newbies Mod Forum.
This is strange. The servers must be messing up again

Hectic said:
Can you post in the mains yet? If not do not hesitate to create a thread in the Admin/Mod Forum so the assigned mods can sort you out.

davisjw said:
Sadly I tried posting in the main mod section- very sorry! Posted there now so hopefully I'll be given access in a bit! Thanks again!

:lol::lol::lol: