I just got a PM

Spoony, Hectic, pert, uaeronaldo, manxmanc and United boy if they carry on winding up newbies to take the piss out of the mods.

Oh. You weren't talking about a new relegation thread?

Want to join the poll? :p

can't be bothered to read the rest of the thread, what's all this about?
 
right i went back a page and saw your idea hectic, brilliant
 
I like it.

Let's take it a step further.

Perhaps we could pm a newbie and tell him he has been selected to participate in the Redcafe Promotion Challenge where he has to do certain things to gain promotion. Challenges that vary from sending pm's to people to posting stuff in the forums etc.

Any ideas?

That actually sounds a good idea. But we should make them confess ridiculous things or start stupid threads and ensure them that if they did so they would get promoted.
 
I hope you all realise we're probably PM'ing REVELZ

Rumour has it a third of all new members in the last month have been him.
 
:lol:

I got a few pm's today saying thanks for the promotion and they actually were!

Anyway, my covert plan goes into full effect today, it's nothing bad mods and doesn't involve taking the piss out of you! Anyone who's interested pm me for details.
 
Right Hizzy, this is your first and last warning, any more random pointless threads like your fish and chips one will result in you being banned!
 
I am going to accuse them of sending gay porn to each other.
 
Dear [newbie],

You have received an infraction at RedCafe.

Reason: Spam - One Offense
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Please stop your mixture of trolling and spamming the site, or you will be banned.
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This infraction is worth 7 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

All the best,
RedCafe.net
 
Dear [newbie],

You have received an infraction at RedCafe.

Reason: Spam - One Offense
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Please stop your mixture of trolling and spamming the site, or you will be banned.
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This infraction is worth 7 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

All the best,
RedCafe.net

:lol:
Excellent, who was this to?
 
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Brilliant Hectic

You liked it eh?


Wait till you see what I've got stored for later.

Now hopefully we will see the result of that pm I sent you later today when the guy logs on.

Again mods, this is far less then the first time we did it, I don't want to have pm's taken away or anything like that so I toned it down.
 
That Arc lad has lost the plot.

LOL I thought you were the one who had a problem. You know what, feck this, and feck you you prawn sandwich cnut. Who do you think you are, sitting all high and mighty in the main forums, and you have the fecking audacity to send me a PM message entitled "A Word". Well I have a word for you too.

Cuntface.

That's what you are. Oh so you 've been "watching" me? And accuse ME of exchanging gay porn LOL yeah okay lad. First I receive an infringement for starting ONE thread in the wrong forum, okay fair play to that, I'm new and unfamiliar with the rules, but immediately get an infraction. Hmm ok, crackdown on the clueless, that's still fine. Then I get a PM from a fecking prawn sandwich cnut who calls himself purt, telling me I'm being watched and anymore "inane ramblings" and Im gone for good? Well good fecking riddance because you think it's fun posting in the newb forum? I can't remember where I rambled and when I patiently ask why, I get patronized and shown to the Help Forum? feck YOU YOU HIGH AND MIGHTY PRAWN SANDWICH feckTARD.

Go ahead and ban me, like i give a feck. You call yoruself a United fan? I haven't said one negative thing about the club and I even fecking defend Richardson, and I get told to stop rambling? feck YOU.
 
I'm having falafel right now. They're well nice. I think I'm going to send pics of falafel to Arc.
 
So what happens when we press the "delete sent PM's from this user" button? Hmm Arc now has 2 less PMs than before.

Wonder what happens when I press the "delete all user's PMs" button?

Anyone care to find out?
 
So what happens when we press the "delete sent PM's from this user" button? Hmm Arc now has 2 less PMs than before.

Wonder what happens when I press the "delete all user's PMs" button?

Anyone care to find out?

It's all a bit of fun and games, not to mention I have already pm'd him explaining the joke etc.

Infact, here is his reply now:
Arc said:
Thanks for the link mate, cos i was just sitting and waiting for death........