Can we send him PMs right now?
I just got a PM
- Thread starter Reddish
- Start date
damn you beat me to it
Find someone who is online.
Sure Brad, of course you're in.
Yep, here is my pm:
Congratulations on your promotion ndhunz.
We have been monitoring your posts for a while now and decided to cut short your time for promotion.
You have been selected for a quick-screen promotion process into the main forums.
Welcome and enjoy the forums.
Hectic.
Yep, here is my pm:
Congratulations on your promotion ndhunz.
We have been monitoring your posts for a while now and decided to cut short your time for promotion.
You have been selected for a quick-screen promotion process into the main forums.
Welcome and enjoy the forums.
Hectic.
bunch of cnuts you are
i would have die if when i was a newbie someone did that to me
i would have die if when i was a newbie someone did that to me
He hasn't been on in two weeks!
Three words in your post, none of which exceed five letters and you have to edit it for spelling mistakes.
You missed the full stop after 'still' though.
It was a "mistake", not mistakes. And it happens.
That's a good idea. Let's send it to the user I found now and another one.
This guy will do: https://www.redcafe.net/member.php?u=26099
He's barely made any posts and he's online now.
Oh well. He will get a hell of a surprise next time he logs on.
Let's do the other guy I found.
Can you post your PM hectic, so that we dont make exactly similar ones.
Congratulations Arch, after careful consideration with the other moderators of the forum, you have successfully won an all expenses paid trip to the main forum!
Well done on your promotion.
Well done on your promotion.
Ok my message:
Hi mate, I've been viewing the newbies a fair bit, I'm a regular poster in the mains and I've been looking out for the cream of the crop.
And I damn well thought you were it
SO am delighted the mods have decided to promote you, I;m fully behind the decision, and I look forward to having witty and interesting conversation and debate with you soon
p.s if you ever come across a poster called 'Marcos', you have to call him a satsuma loving twat. Kind of a rule around these parts
Good night and good luck
xxx
Hi mate, I've been viewing the newbies a fair bit, I'm a regular poster in the mains and I've been looking out for the cream of the crop.
And I damn well thought you were it
SO am delighted the mods have decided to promote you, I;m fully behind the decision, and I look forward to having witty and interesting conversation and debate with you soon
p.s if you ever come across a poster called 'Marcos', you have to call him a satsuma loving twat. Kind of a rule around these parts
Good night and good luck
xxx
Good call.
I messed mine up, I copied and pasted the other pm which was to the user 'ndhunz' but this newbie probably won't understand anyway.
Here it is:
Congratulations on your promotion ndhunz.
We have been monitoring your posts for a while now and decided to cut short your time for promotion.
You have been selected for a quick-screen promotion process into the main forums.
Welcome and enjoy the forums.
Hectic.
congratulations you retards, you have successfully pm'd a wum
You had better all behave yourselves, because I have a usergroup to put you all in that has no PM rights. And you can rot in it.
Ok.
I have found a good active newbie.
kiddaa is his name. Here is his profile.
https://www.redcafe.net/member.php?find=lastposter&t=158005
Get to work guys, make sure if you copy and paste the message you change the names.
I have found a good active newbie.
kiddaa is his name. Here is his profile.
https://www.redcafe.net/member.php?find=lastposter&t=158005
Get to work guys, make sure if you copy and paste the message you change the names.
I'll have the last laugh, just you wait...
I got you once and that's good enough!
Please don't do anything too bad though
Don't worry Weaste. I'll make sure there's no real damage. Have a little fun then I will tell the newbie that it was just a joke.
Naah, I wont send any, Weaste will probably ban me again because of it.
Hectic you tit
I knew I was right to doubt you!
I knew I was right to doubt you!
It's really ironic that out of all the 365 days in a year, not only this thing happens to me on the same day the unthinkable happens as we sign Nani and Anderson, but also steal the show from it even if its for a few moments!
Don't worry about that wum guy.
I've got a new guy who I checked out and is all good.
just pmd sultan asking to promote the guy
the joke's on you TWATS
the joke's on you TWATS
Do it!
It's only a bit of fun plus I will make sure they know it's a joke shortly after.
just pmd sultan asking to promote the guy
the joke's on you TWATS
Don't worry. Our pm's have already gone.
Anyway the jokes on you. The guy I picked is a wum and hates Argentina.
Ok PM'd the new guy
Yes!
The plan is in full-effect.
The plan is in full-effect.
feck, I'm bored this morning. Will send the guy a PM too.
I've promoted both the guys...
HECTIC
Dammit it I jumped on the bandwagon and the wheels went a-flying
Dammit it I jumped on the bandwagon and the wheels went a-flying
I've promoted both the guys...
Now the guys that were supposed to be the victims probably thinks that people on the caf are gay.
I've promoted both the guys...
I see how it is.
Alright, I'm going to find a guy who has already been promoted and tell him that I'm sorry but his posting isn't upto scratch and he is going to be demoted.
What will you do then?
Now the guys that were supposed to be the victims probably thinks that people on the caf are gay.
He'd be spot on then!
I see how it is.
Alright, I'm going to find a guy who has already been promoted and tell him that I'm sorry but his posting isn't upto scratch and he is going to be demoted.
What will you do then?
i might join in that
I see how it is.
Alright, I'm going to find a guy who has already been promoted and tell him that I'm sorry but his posting isn't upto scratch and he is going to be demoted.
What will you do then?
Ban you?