A joke about his passing and that picture would be too easy.
How good is Chris Smalling?
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See people are already getting wound up on twitter. 
Get a grip.
Get a grip.On a serious note why the feck are players attracting attention to themselves at a moment like this? I'd drop them all bar De Gea, Evans, Rafael, Jones, Januzaj and Rooney, fecking useless the rest of them.
I'm not sure playing with six players will improve things.
Wouldn't make things worse either to be honest.
Yet, it probably wouldn't make things worse.
Still not as self-destructive as Fabio at right back.
Is his right arm in a ninja turtles outfit?!
Piers Morgan wants him sacked.
For a photo.
The fat idiot doesn't see the irony in that.
For a photo.
The fat idiot doesn't see the irony in that.
He needs to be punished. If we saw a rival teams player do that, we'd want him punished.
Such an idiot.
Such an idiot.
Of course it would, Moyes would spend the whole game screaming "Come on Danny" when he's not even on the pitch. It'd be a disaster.
What about Fletcher?
Lets see how he defends this one!
..Ill get my coat!
..Ill get my coat!
To be fair, it'd have all the effect that it has while Welbeck is on the pitch.
Can't complain about them results.
I don't think anyone should be fined by their manager merely for their artistic representation of United's defending this season. Yet another example of Moyes stifling creativity.
Hes a Jäger bomber. haha.
Has he actually been fined?
Its stupid but I can understand the context of it instantly.
Its definitely stupid of him to go all out on the 'bomb' part but there are two bottles of Jager around his neck. The Sun have been saving this one to really add to the woes though.
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Its definitely stupid of him to go all out on the 'bomb' part but there are two bottles of Jager around his neck. The Sun have been saving this one to really add to the woes though.
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I don't know but I should imagine he will be. This is hilarious though. I always thought Smalling was a bit boring but this is so random.
He's always come across as being relatively intelligent too. It's probably a bet or something ridiculous.
Who really cares what the goon called Morgan says, but Smalling is a proper idiot for dressing up and posing like that.
Lad.
Is this recent or from five years ago?
Was gonna say the same. He's very bright compared to most footballers, nearly opted out of football to study at uni iirc.
From Halloween according to a newb.
Last player I expected to do that But still, calm the feck down. "Jager bomber" is just a clever fancy dress. Whoever said that we'd be calling for a rival player to be punished if they did this, what a joke It's only a fancy dress thing.
But still, calm the feck down. "Jager bomber" is just a clever fancy dress. Whoever said that we'd be calling for a rival player to be punished if they did this, what a joke It's only a fancy dress thing.Didn't notice the Jagermeister bottles at first , I take it back.
, I take it back.He went to Chatham grammar school, which isn't the most prestigious institution in Medway (Rochester grammar school is much better), but you still need to pass the 11+ to get in, so he's far from thick.
When real life outdoes The OnionSo if we sack Smalling for this fancy dress, does it mean the Royal family should have disowned Prince Harry for his Nazi uniform? Piers Morgan talking out of his arse like he does every day.
Not the first person I have seen dressed as a Jager bomber, if it was a suicide bomber that would be a different story.
What a sensitive bunch of cocks people can be
He's a young man dressed up as a Jaegerbomber - nothing story
He's a young man dressed up as a Jaegerbomber - nothing story
"We're so offended by what Chris Smalling dressed up as we're going to plaster it across our front page so you can all be offended too."
That'll be The Sun, which once ran a front page story titled 'ELTON IS GAY!'...and then had to apologise for Elton not being gay, even though he was. Great 'paper.
Smalling is a genius.
At least no one in Liverpool will read about it
+UNITED IN CRISIS+UNITED IN CRISIS+UNITED IN CRISIS+UNITED IN CRISIS+
Why have they connected it to the Hitzlesburger story?
Also, excellent costume 9/10 all together. Circuit board really gives it the perfect touch.
Also, excellent costume 9/10 all together. Circuit board really gives it the perfect touch.
Because The Sun is pretending to be a beacon of enlightenment & tolerance, instead of the steaming pile of cultural shite that it truly is. Maybe it's fancy dress.