Chant should be
"Hey Miki, You're insane
We can't even spell your name
Hey Miki'"
"Hey Miki, You're insane
We can't even spell your name
Hey Miki'"
Henrikh Mkhitaryan | José says "We have three"
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Mickey, my son! This time next year.......
Brilliant signing, get in 
Probably one of the smartest signingd we've made in the recent past. We needed a right winger, someone with pace, creativity, a goal threat and a hard working player to suit Mourinho. Hell, throw a bit of versatility in there for good measure. Mkhitaryan ticks all those boxes. At an excellent price too because of the contract situation. Now lets just hope he translates the form over, but hes the perfect player for us on paper.
Probably one of the smartest signingd we've made in the recent past. We needed a right winger, someone with pace, creativity, a goal threat and a hard working player to suit Mourinho. Hell, throw a bit of versatility in there for good measure. Mkhitaryan ticks all those boxes. At an excellent price too because of the contract situation. Now lets just hope he translates the form over, but hes the perfect player for us on paper.
Ibra and Mkhitaryan lokalike from Yugoslavian movie classic - "Ko to tamo pjeva" (Who's singing over there)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZwozSLas8DM/hqdefault.jpg
Isn't it funny that out of Ibrahimovic, Mkhitaryan and Bailly, Bailly cost the most?
I almost feel sorry for @slig
I reckon if the £26m sums reported are correct he will have a meltdown. I know most German media reported 40m Euros or thereabout, but they also reported 15-20m for Schweinsteiger.
Don't think BBC would have reported £26m if they didn't have a good source. Probably some bonuses involved though.
Fantastic news, what a window this is shaping up to be I still think there's 2 or 3 more to come in too. Including 1 record breaker signing
It's so refreshing to get a manager that obviously has a solid plan in place and knows what he's doing. Can't feckin wait for the new season.
It's so refreshing to get a manager that obviously has a solid plan in place and knows what he's doing. Can't feckin wait for the new season.
Well that's what happens when you hire a manager who knows how things work and how to bring a team forward
That's brilliant!Someone suggested Karma Chameleon too, which could be wonderful.
"Mkhi Mkhi Mkhi Mkhi Mkhitaryan, he shoots and scores, he shoots and scoooooooooores!"
Great signing and nice to see the club moving early. Very happy with this. It's all happening at United right now.
Mourinho doing work already.
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The English media clueless again continuing to report that nonsense 26m£ for him, when in reality it is more around 35m£ and thats not a bargain at all. People who believe that laughable 26m£ number are as clueless as the English media. After the disgusting behaviour by Raiola and Mkhitaryan (again), who did the same dirty stuff with Shakhtar before joining Dortmund, its no wonder that they are having a dig at him. Raiola and Mkhi have been classless and thats what you get. Dortmund got what they wanted and squeezed over 40m€ out of United for a guy with just one year contract, so in the end both parties are happy. I m pretty sure, they wont deal with Raiola ever again.
Wow upset much? Here let me dry your tears
Sure mate, Dortmund have been given a good seeing too again by a proper club.
They are and will always be a small petty club who are Bayerns plaything.
Hey just say what you really feel, mate.
You guys are already used to getting bent over by Bayern mate, no need to be salty just because it's an English club this time
Tons of NaCl oozing out of them. Maybe @slig wrote itIt's beautiful how Dortmund specifically point out in their announcement that United finished 5th and that they wish him well in the Europa League next season
Tons of NaCl oozing out of them. Maybe @slig wrote it
Slig the Salty sounds like a great name for an RPG character.
Dortmund are pretty cool, but that statement, coupled with the Gundogan one, doesn't make them look good. They're just making the point that the Bundesliga is a one team league in terms of status.
Too many syllables, better when simplified and catchier too IMO
Can mods just add something like '60m£ agreed' to the thread's title?. I've liked Dortmund since Ricken days and I don't want their resident fans here to go all insane.
Nope, your shitty version doesn't fit at all. Besides, mine's been on the Caf twitter account so ner ner.
Get in
*clap*, *clap*, *clap*
Wasn't aware you're American.
You're having a meltdown because you're desperate to believe we paid £9m more than the English media are reporting. So what if we did? £9m is pocket change for us. Spend it wisely.
Not a bad weekend.
The BBC still report the Memphis figure in pounds rather than euros, so they're not infallible.
We'll most likely never know the true fee, as it's probably a bit more than you'd expect to pay for a player with a year left on his contract and wants to leave, but also less than the ridiculous sums Dortmund were supposed to be demanding in the press. It would probably suit both clubs to just keep it undisclosed and let the media speculate. At the moment there seems to be a wild variation.
Personally I couldn't give a toss about the fee, we've bought a quality creative player in nice and early, and United desperately lacked that last season
They clap, always, everywhere, every fecking chant they clap. Clapistan.
So Dortmund are upset that a bigger club has done to them what they did to a smaller club? It could be shaky on that moral high ground.
It's part of the song, mate.
Bet you didn't know that.
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