Henrikh Mkhitaryan | José says "We have three"

[Devil may care]

Ah come on, only one post/reaction to all the provocations and wuming going on in the Micki thread against Dortmund or posters and all are going up

When the story first broke you came in, nuts knocking off your knees chatting shit, now you're getting banged.

 

[Ban]

What is this supposed to be?

Didnt you say goodbye?

Whats with all this hate? You're convincing yourself you're ok but cant stop wumming here.

 

[Theatre of Screams]

About time the thread title was changed. BBC now quoting MEN that it'll be concluded by the end of this week when the medical and terms are agreed.

 

[Raoul]

This has to be the biggest botched x player signs for United thread ever. We usually don't post these until United make the announcement.

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

This has to be the biggest botched x player signs for United thread ever. We usually don't post these until United make the announcement.

So true. It's obviously going to happen, but seeing United's official announcement being on page 20+ is a bit odd.

 

[slig]

Didnt you say goodbye?

Whats with all this hate? You're convincing yourself you're ok but cant stop wumming here.

Goodbye to Micki. Will be interesting how he will proceed at United. Wuming? One post as a reaction to all the wuming before? Come on... thin-skinned and sensitive, for some reasons. I still dont know what this word was supposed to be? I even cant spell it. You have to work on your german skills for sure.

 

[Jacky Quacky]

About time the thread title was changed. BBC now quoting MEN that it'll be concluded by the end of this week when the medical and terms are agreed.

What the feck were we doing over the weekend then?

 

[ChaddyP]

Didn't we win the league more recently than Dortmund

we also won an FA trophy, they won the "Awwww look how hard they tried trophy"

 

[Red Stone]

This has to be the biggest botched x player signs for United thread ever. We usually don't post these until United make the announcement.

Blame Dortmund and not the thread starter

 

[Ban]

Goodbye to Micki. Will be interesting how he will proceed at United. Wuming? One post as a reaction to all the wuming before? Come on... thin-skinned and sensitive, for some reasons. I still dont know what this word was supposed to be? I even cant spell it. You have to work on your german skills for sure.

What german word?

What wuming before? Be so kind and point at some of the examples of wuming before?

 

[DatIrishFella]

Goodbye to Micki. Will be interesting how he will proceed at United. Wuming? One post as a reaction to all the wuming before? Come on... thin-skinned and sensitive, for some reasons. I still dont know what this word was supposed to be? I even cant spell it. You have to work on your german skills for sure.

He was saying get fcuked.

 

[slig]

What german word?


What wuming before? Be so kind and point at some of the examples of wuming before?

Your strange getflücht, or what ever this should be.

I dont have time to have a look in the Mick-thread of the TransferForum, there you will find a lot of wuming and stupid posts.
Alone in here it starts with things like these:

I like Dortmund, but boy is that petty! Lets sign Aubameyang and Weigl next summer, just to rub it in.

It's funny that it's almost insulting themselves too. He'd rather go to a 5th placed Europa League team than stay at Dortmund

Piss off Dortmund. Maybe if you didn't sell every player that has a bit of quality, usually to your rivals, then other quality players would want to stay.

We should demand one Weigl as compensation for this disgraceful customer service.

Hilarious stuff from Dortmund. They are clearly still butthurt over losing then regaining a lesser version of Kagawa and the Januzaj loan flop.

@slig

So dont get confused and angry cause i wrote one post. ;-)

 

[Ban]

Your strange getflücht, or what ever this should be.

I dont have time to have a look in the Mick-thread of the TransferForum, there you will find a lot of wuming and stupid posts.
Alone in here it starts with things like these:












So dont get confused and angry cause i wrote one post. ;-)

Just to be precise I didn't use that word. You should have been more careful at quoting it seems.

And that all stemmed from that Dortmund official release which was a punt at United and not professional. Not that I minded it. They're a bit hurt, just like you. It's normal.

 

[Kostur]

Your strange getflücht, or what ever this should be.

Not that I want to interrupt you gentlemen but that word was a pun. It sounds like 'get fecked' although that umlaut in ü was not needed, it's like making jokes of Christian Fuchs surname, '0 Fuchs given', etc.

 

[slig]

Just to be precise I didn't use that word. You should have been more careful at quoting it seems.

And that all stemmed from that Dortmund official release which was a punt at United and not professional. Not that I minded it. They're a bit hurt, just like you. It's normal.

The statement was just precise, something you liked when we were just as precise at this with Shity. We would have been more precise and post the actual UEFA-table. Who would be "butthurted" then? ;-)

 

[Theatre of Screams]

Blame Dortmund and not the thread starter

All Dortmund confirmed was they had accepted a bid for his transfer, so the thread title is a tad premature and should only been put up when we get confirmation from the club.

 

[Ban]

The statement was just precise, something you liked when we were just as precise at this with Shity. We would have been more precise and post the actual UEFA-table. Who would be "butthurted" then? ;-)

Oh no, just not the Uefa table.

United fans reacted to that statement from Dortmund and you were butthurt about your precious club being attacked and you wumed.

 

[ottosec]

That's 200k/week, the same we are paying Zlatan who came for free and has massive reputation.

Yeah, right.

 

[slig]

Not that I want to interrupt you gentlemen but that word was a pun. It sounds like 'get fecked' although that umlaut in ü was not needed, it's like making jokes of Christian Fuchs surname, '0 Fuchs given', etc.

"getflücht", the "ch" in there is not a [k] like in "Fuchs" - [fooks], its an [ɕ] ;-) so this doesnt work if it was mentioned like this.

 

[Kostur]

"getflücht", the "ch" in there is not a [k] like in "Fuchs" - [fooks], its an [ɕ] ;-) so this doesnt work if it was mentioned like this.

It doesn't matter, it's a pun, it was 'Getfücht'. I didn't even invent that 'joke'.

 

[slig]

Oh no, just not the Uefa table.

United fans reacted to that statement from Dortmund and you were butthurt about your precious club being attacked and you wumed.

When the statement was about Shity, everybody liked it, when it come to you, you feel attacked. This is something sensitive and shows a lot what is going on right now at your club.

 

[Cassidy]

When the statement was about Shity, everybody liked it, when it come to you, you feel attacked. This is something sensitive and shows a lot what is going on right now at your club.

It was funny but it was also noted as a bit smalltime/butthurt from Dortmund

 

[Ban]

When the statement was about Shity, everybody liked it, when it come to you, you feel attacked. This is something sensitive and shows a lot what is going on right now at your club.

You talking about being sensitive yet you keep coming here taking cheap shots at United just cause we ddin't like statement from Dortmund.

Also it's funny how you talk about who is butthurt when it's clear you're the one who is butthurt. If you weren't you would just say good luck Micki and not say something like I hope you keep your track of one good season in 3.

Whatever man.

 

[slig]

It doesn't matter, it's a pun, it was 'Getfücht'. I didn't even invent that 'joke'.

Yeah it was a guy or girl form the mighty US and a A. Another proofment how less education plays a role in that country.

 

[Ban]

Oh no he didn't.

 

[Cassidy]

ffs

 

[slig]

You talking about being sensitive yet you keep coming here taking cheap shots at United just cause we ddin't like statement from Dortmund.

Also it's funny how you talk about who is butthurt when it's clear you're the one who is butthurt. If you weren't you would just say good luck Micki and not say something like I hope you keep your track of one good season in 3.

Whatever man.

No offence mate. I just want to have as much fun as others have in here. Nice to read you next time!

 

[krombacher92]

Yeah it was a guy or girl form the mighty US and a A. Another proofment how less education plays a role in that country.

Seems like we aren't doing too well with that in Germany either.

 

[Nicklas]

also: getting götze is a massive sign for players like mats and micki that our development is straight going on, that we keep adding topplayers to the squad.
you cant get that talent for 20 million today.

Aww.

 

[CM]

Was a great last year with him. Thanks for the 42 mio € and good bye!

I know the value of the pound has plummeted recently but £26m is roughly €31m.

 

[slig]

you would just say good luck Micki and not say something like I hope you keep your track of one good season in 3.

Whatever man.

I would wishes him good luck if he would have handled it like Gündogan. Play with open cards and not wasting our time by speaking about a new contract for more than 6 month and sending in Rantiola at some point to suprise everone with his whish to go to a club who even dont play CL. In the end, we got what we want with the record fee. But the way to this, him being afraid of shooting the penalty and then this negotations..After all threatment he gets from BVB and Tuchel..Really disappointing. You maybe understand that with regards of all the things happend.

 

[slig]

Seems like we aren't doing too well with that in Germany either.

But you have a slight idea what maybe this word was supposed to be

 

[ObelOitment Fungentula]

we also won an FA trophy, they won the "Awwww look how hard they tried trophy"

You both got turned over by the Mighty Reds in Europe.

 

[Lyricist]

Seems like we aren't doing too well with that in Germany either.

Don't let 1 person ruin a whole country for you please.


slig You're talking with so much butthurt and you're insulting United on a United forum...what's wrong with you? Anchan would be proud of this rant of yours. Stop being so embarassing and stop making these people hate German football for fecks sake.

 

[RedSky]

Play with open cards and not wasting our time by speaking about a new contract for more than 6 month

For all you know he actually did want to stay at Dortmund but changed his mind when he saw the club captain leave for Bayern and Gundogan leave for City.

 

[Red Stone]

All Dortmund confirmed was they had accepted a bid for his transfer, so the thread title is a tad premature and should only been put up when we get confirmation from the club.

Dortmund said "Mkhitaryan moves to United". Not "will move" or "might move if United can hash out the personal terms and all of that nonsense".
"Moves to". Present tense.

Blame Dortmund. The salty cnuts.

 

[Random Task]

I would wishes him good luck if he would have handled it like Gündogan. Play with open cards and not wasting our time by speaking about a new contract for more than 6 month and sending in Rantiola at some point to suprise everone with his whish to go to a club who even dont play CL. In the end, we got what we want with the record fee. But the way to this, him being afraid of shooting the penalty and then this negotations..After all threatment he gets from BVB and Tuchel..Really disappointing. You maybe understand that with regards of all the things happend.

I wasn't aware that the transfer fee had even been disclosed yet, if ever. Do you know something we don't? In fact he hasn't officially signed yet.

 

[Scorpy]

The wuming arrogance from some posters in here is something different..
Well Micki, good luck in a midtable club, which gets his honor only by the past and is filled by the arrogance that in some kind of naturalness they are good. Hope you get on there with your quotas of 1 good season out of 3. But there nobody will dry your tears if you have to carry water for Ibra. I am curious how the thing "Micki at United" proceeds.

Have a fecking word with yourself.

 

[slig]

I wasn't aware that the transfer fee had even been disclosed yet, if ever. Do you know something we don't? In fact he hasn't officially signed yet.

At some point Watzke claimed that the fee has to be, of course, minimum like that one of Hummels to let Miki go. And RN, which i trust cause they never wrote something stupid in BVB-cases and are reliable, wrote 42mio€.

 

[GJNJ]

I would wishes him good luck if he would have handled it like Gündogan. Play with open cards and not wasting our time by speaking about a new contract for more than 6 month and sending in Rantiola at some point to suprise everone with his whish to go to a club who even dont play CL. In the end, we got what we want with the record fee. But the way to this, him being afraid of shooting the penalty and then this negotations..After all threatment he gets from BVB and Tuchel..Really disappointing. You maybe understand that with regards of all the things happend.

This feel a bit like having a girlfriend and while in the early days it wasn't so easy but you thought you built a strong relationship over time and the last year was fabulous. Then all of a sudden she said "this was great but I have found someone who is richer and while he is not quite as good looking at the moment because his face is a bit beat up but there is a lot of potential there so I'm leaving you." You tried to fight the inevitable to no avail and she has now gone.

You probably comfort yourself by saying she wasn't all that and i will find a better younger model, which might be true, but what you don't do is go onto the new guys facebook page and see him with his new girl and not expect him to be happy and for this to wind you up.

edit: or i guy i don't want to be presumptuous.