Grand Christmas Board of Fortune Game (2017) - Guess Who's Who?

Edgar Allan Pillow said:
Now that he's been banned, I kinda feel sorry for ThomasEmil.

To balance it out, I'm going to give him the choice to pick 3 of the worst results of this task, of which one will be banned for this round.

So play nice to Thomas!
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Phew, glad I don’t have to do this task then.
 
@Sly - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Zebs - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Levo - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@ManRant - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Muffled funk - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Plg91 - 11 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Lord_Emz - 10 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Peyroteo - 10 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@Aziz2112 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
@podurban2 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
 
Edgar Allan Pillow said:
Now that he's been banned, I kinda feel sorry for ThomasEmil.

To balance it out, I'm going to give him the choice to pick 3 of the worst results of this task, of which one will be banned for this round.

So play nice to Thomas!
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ThomasEmil said:
True that. But that begs the question: Why Eboue? Has anybody done any analysis on his posts? Surely taking out a confirmed NRV is the poorer choice
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From a WW game, enough reason to justify his hiatus
 
Task 2

I don’t follow any political party or believe in religion.
 
BANG*

SUDDEN FLASH OF LIGHT


Muffled funk explodes into existence, with the size and shape of a 25 years old male yet only having been alive for several seconds he was already one-up on every other baby that was ever born. "TAKE THAT MOTHER NATURE" were the first words that travelled up from his forceful air gushing lungs pasted his magnificent chest up into his tree trunk throat and finally out over his amble lips.

Unfortunately the year was 1939 and before he had even took his first steps a gun was thrust into his hands and he was told to go fight "The dirty dirty English" for he had been shot into this reality on German soil and was now classed as German but being such a kind hearted soul who believed in mankind there was only one thing he could do so he took the cowards way out, after killing 322 of the English he was awarded the medal the Order of the Black Eagle and was promoted to Hitler's personnel guard, yes things really were looking up for Muffled Funk.end of part 1
 
Muffled funk said:
BANG*

SUDDEN FLASH OF LIGHT


Muffled funk explodes into existence, with the size and shape of a 25 years old male yet only having been alive for several seconds he was already one-up on every other baby that was ever born. "TAKE THAT MOTHER NATURE" were the first words that travelled up from his forceful air gushing lungs pasted his magnificent chest up into his tree trunk throat and finally out over his amble lips.

Unfortunately the year was 1939 and before he had even took his first steps a gun was thrust into his hands and he was told to go fight "The dirty dirty English" for he had been shot into this reality on German soil and was now classed as German but being such a kind hearted soul who believed in mankind there was only one thing he could do so he took the cowards way out, after killing 322 of the English he was awarded the medal the Order of the Black Eagle and was promoted to Hitler's personnel guard, yes things really were looking up for Muffled Funk.end of part 1
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Muffled funk said:
BANG*

SUDDEN FLASH OF LIGHT


Muffled funk explodes into existence, with the size and shape of a 25 years old male yet only having been alive for several seconds he was already one-up on every other baby that was ever born. "TAKE THAT MOTHER NATURE" were the first words that travelled up from his forceful air gushing lungs pasted his magnificent chest up into his tree trunk throat and finally out over his amble lips.

Unfortunately the year was 1939 and before he had even took his first steps a gun was thrust into his hands and he was told to go fight "The dirty dirty English" for he had been shot into this reality on German soil and was now classed as German but being such a kind hearted soul who believed in mankind there was only one thing he could do so he took the cowards way out, after killing 322 of the English he was awarded the medal the Order of the Black Eagle and was promoted to Hitler's personnel guard, yes things really were looking up for Muffled Funk.end of part 1
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You almost fooled me here, but the bold part is just too unbelievable.
 
Muffled funk said:
BANG*

SUDDEN FLASH OF LIGHT


Muffled funk explodes into existence, with the size and shape of a 25 years old male yet only having been alive for several seconds he was already one-up on every other baby that was ever born. "TAKE THAT MOTHER NATURE" were the first words that travelled up from his forceful air gushing lungs pasted his magnificent chest up into his tree trunk throat and finally out over his amble lips.

Unfortunately the year was 1939 and before he had even took his first steps a gun was thrust into his hands and he was told to go fight "The dirty dirty English" for he had been shot into this reality on German soil and was now classed as German but being such a kind hearted soul who believed in mankind there was only one thing he could do so he took the cowards way out, after killing 322 of the English he was awarded the medal the Order of the Black Eagle and was promoted to Hitler's personnel guard, yes things really were looking up for Muffled Funk.end of part 1
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Tell a real story about yourself for once.
 
Edgar Allan Pillow said:
Round 2 Rolls!

PLAYERS - TURN 2 ROLL - TURN 2 BOX - TURN 2 CRITERIA
Mihai - 2 - 4 - Lose $2,000
Rooney in Paris - 2 - 4 - Lose $2,000
AXVnee7 - 3 - 5 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
buchansleftleg - 3 - 5 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Jim Beam - 4 - 6 - Move on!
ivaldo - 2 - 6 - Move on!
izec - 2 - 6 - Move on!
maba723 - 5 - 8 - Earn $1,000
sizzling sausages - 4 - 8 - Earn $1,000
diarm - 4 - 8 - Earn $1,000
Sky1981 - 4 - 8 - Earn $1,000
spwd - 4 - 8 - Earn $1,000
limerickcitykid - 4 - 8 - Earn $1,000
midou - 2 - 8 - Earn $1,000
Who's Kissing Cameras? - 5 - 8 - Earn $1,000
Juansar_07 - 4 - 8 - Earn $1,000
MJJ - 3 - 8 - Earn $1,000
2 Man Midfield - 7 - 9 - RED CARD! Get ready for a Penalty!
Rams - 3 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Cliche Guevara - 7 - 10 - Earn $5,000
RedElf - 7 - 10 - Earn $5,000
verminater - 7 - 10 - Earn $5,000
12OunceEpilogue - 6 - 10 - Earn $5,000
mazhar13 - 6 - 10 - Earn $5,000
schwalbe - 6 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Ish - 6 - 10 - Earn $5,000
FultonRed - 5 - 10 - Earn $5,000
saik - 5 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Kasper - 4 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Gentleman Jim - 3 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Organic Potatoes - 3 - 10 - Earn $5,000
The Cat - 3 - 10 - Earn $5,000
Alvaro Maestre - 3 - 10 - Earn $5,000
desirere - 9 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Kentonio - 9 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
McGrathsipan - 8 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
nc_13 - 8 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
backofthenet - 7 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Hawks2008 - 7 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Jacky Quacky - 7 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Red Star One - 7 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
DevilRed - 7 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Classical Mechanic - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
GBBQ - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Gregawa - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
P-Nut0712 - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Toddler - 6 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
Frasbul - 5 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
girish - 5 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
NotQuiteManc - 5 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
prath92 - 5 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
cyberman - 3 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
RedIceland - 3 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
nikineil - 3 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
rednotled - 2 - 11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!
LInkash - 9 - 12 - Lose $2,500
SwedishFish - 9 - 12 - Lose $2,500
RobinHood - 7 - 12 - Lose $2,500
Toad - 7 - 12 - Lose $2,500
Welsh Wonder - 7 - 12 - Lose $2,500
17Larsson - 11 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Roberto420 - 11 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Roosney - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Afganitia - 11 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
ThomasEmil - 10 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
BeforeKeanetherewasRobson - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Harun - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Solius - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Klean - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
CM10 - 8 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
SaboTaj - 8 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
sallycinnamin - 8 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
van der star - 8 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
fatmanWazza - 6 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Revaulx - 6 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
SaintTresano - 6 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
donkeyfish - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
SAFicus - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
United Pro - 5 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Vato - 2 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
sebsheep - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
green_smiley - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Indnyc - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Paz - 9 - 13 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Grylte - 11 - 14 - Lose $1,000
CrackersJr - 9 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Dolf - 9 - 14 - Lose $1,000
TheReligion - 9 - 14 - Lose $1,000
AmanNits04 - 8 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Eboue - 8 - 14 - Lose $1,000
esmufc07 - 8 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Liver_bird - 8 - 14 - Lose $1,000
MrPooni - 8 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Hark Muse - 6 - 14 - Lose $1,000
The Taurean - 6 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Random Task - 8 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Adzzz - 3 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Nick7 - 3 - 14 - Lose $1,000
Billy Blaggs - 10 - 15 - Move on!
Panther - 10 - 15 - Move on!
rampo - 10 - 15 - Move on!
neelu91 - 9 - 15 - Move on!
Cal? - 8 - 15 - Move on!
fishfingers15 - 8 - 15 - Move on!
harshad - 8 - 15 - Move on!
iammemphis - 8 - 15 - Move on!
Isotope - 8 - 15 - Move on!
narnar - 8 - 15 - Move on!
Parry Gallister - 8 - 15 - Move on!
Adnan07 - 8 - 15 - Move on!
Arbitrium - 7 - 15 - Move on!
Imran Mamdani - 7 - 15 - Move on!
Maxii - 7 - 15 - Move on!
The Don - 7 - 15 - Move on!
RedSky - 6 - 15 - Move on!
King_Cantona07 - 5 - 15 - Move on!
Crackers - 12 - 16 - Earn $1,000
MaxiPaxi - 12 - 16 - Earn $1,000
txred - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Zarlak - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
bratteloni - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Cee90 - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
dmode - 12 - 16 - Earn $1,000
MemphisDepay - 12 - 16 - Earn $1,000
712 - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Can7onA - 11 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Ekkie Thump - 10 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Ijazz17 - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
KranjskaKlobasa - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Shane88 - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Trizy - 9 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Schmiznurf - 7 - 16 - Earn $1,000
ThierryHenry - 5 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Von Mistelroum - 5 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Skizzo - 4 - 16 - Earn $1,000
Sly - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Zebs - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Levo - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
ManRant - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Muffled funk - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Plg91 - 11 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Lord_Emz - 10 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Peyroteo - 10 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Aziz2112 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Class of 63 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
podurban2 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
ROFLUTION - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
2015 - 5 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
paulscholes18 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself
Mr Pigeon - 12 - 18 - Lose $2,000
Achilles McCool - 7 - 18 - Lose $2,000
BerbaDean - 7 - 18 - Lose $2,000
Dan - 12 - 19 - Earn $1,000
Clas Sified - 12 - 19 - Earn $1,000
SS - 8 - 19 - Earn $1,000
VanGaalEra - 8 - 19 - Earn $1,000
roonster09 - 11 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
BD94 - 8 - 20 - Vacant ($6,000)
Sied - 13 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Twins - 11 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Sunny Jim - 10 - 21 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
Momochiru - 11 - 22 - Move on!
No Idea For Nickname - 12 - 23 - Lose $1,000
crappycraperson - 12 - 24 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!

ROUND 2 TASK:

For Ease of Management all those who have landed in below boxes need to comply with the task.

3 - Guess what?
5 - Challenged! Win it or beware!
11 - Fate! A random poster will decide your fate!

Task: Sell it to Win it

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You need to come up with

1) A name for the object
2) A "catchy" slogan

EDIT: REMEMBER CAF RULES. NO OVERT BAD LANGUAGE!

In your replies please mention "Round 2 Task" making it easier for me to search. If this is not mentioned task will be disqualified!
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I'm on Box 13 (Challenged! Win it or beware!). Do i need to complete the task for this round? Your post mentions that those who've landed on box 3, 5 and 11 need to complete the task, but Box 13 shares the same description as Box 5.
 
Round 2 Task

1) Ball Bladders

2) Your very own winter soldier, even Captain America needed one.
 
Even ThomasEmil's haikus were better than some of these.
 
Crackers said:
Tell a real story about yourself for once.
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BANG*

SUDDEN EERIE DARKNESS

Muffled funk slimely slides into existence, with the size and shape of a 25 year old potato yet only having been alive for several seconds it was already clear this was nothing like any other baby that was ever born. "TAKE THAT MOTHER NATURE" were the first words uttered by the mad scientist whose genetic experiment no one believed could be done, as he observed the suppurating newborn attempting a wimpish sigh arising from the hollow yet deformed cavity one might call a chest.

Unfortunately the year was 1939. Even if it's 80 years ago Muff has still not taken his first steps, and would never grow beyond 3 feet 7 inches. Spending his life trapped within his own fantasies of being a war hero. Clinging to his medal the Order of the Black Eagle, which in reality is a long dead, half-eaten rat he captured in the basement he has lived for his entirety. A medal he proudly wears pinned to his chest. His gun nothing but a lump of clay, his war cry the only sound he has every been able to utter: a high-pitched groan followed by a hoarse cough, while intensely staring into the void with his infected, yellow eye.
end of pt.1
 
Round 2 Task

1) Stress-ticles
2) Feeling stressed? Squeeze your best!
 
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Class of 63 said:
ROUND TWO TASK: Class of 63 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself

I'm a Labour Man, from a long line of staunch Labour supporters, and my old man would turn in his grave if he knew, but there was a time in the early 80's, and I was as an ugly duckling punching well above my weight at the time and I shouldn't have needed a stimuli but I could only get a full on election by Fantasizing about Margaret Thatcher, either before, or during erm you know....

It got that bad I had to carry a picture cut out from the paper of Maggie in my back pocket or I just didn't function.

I even had Counseling about it, Oedipus was mentioned, not sure why but it worked !!
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Now have earworm of "Thatcher the man-milk snatcher" in my head!
 
Adzzz said:
Isn't that the script from The Last Crusade? @Muffled funk
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my bio has been around for a while now someone was bound to pick it up.

It was the 29th of April 1945 Goebbels had just entered my room and told me Hitler needed to speak with me urgently, I quickly stood up and rushed briskly past Goebbels in an attempt to hide the sudden feeling of self-importance and superiority that was trying to escape from my face in the shape of a smirk.

I knocked on the door, finally I was getting the recognition for all my hard work and sacrifices so many sacrifices, every time I make a kill I feel further from myself and the ones I love. “come in Mr Muffy…make yourself at home” and then it happened, how I didn’t see it coming I’ll never know but out prances Hitler wearing a full gimp suit and whip. “This is the new uniform do you like it” he giggled oblivious to the state of shock my face had contorted too. “yes its wonderful sir, excuse me while I use the bathroom” I jumped from 4 stories breaking my ankle in two places but I no longer cared about pain and proceeded to vault the wall nearest to the garage and commandeered a motorcycle. As I sped of my mind was racing I began to think back over all I had done for this vile twisted insane monster, to think how many believed in him and he turns out to be one of those woofters, if this ever gets out his reputation will be tarnished forever.

I made it to the boarder of Switzerland only to spot an ambush lying in wait for me, I abruptly diverted my course towards the nearest hillside that provided me with some cover. This is when I really began to panic where could I go that I would not be known and swiftly captured to be placed back into the clutches of that unforgiving man. “feck it” I said and headed to the nearest forest from there I tracked down a wolf den and proceeded to howl out until I forced a show down with the dominant male. Once I ripped his throat out, the rest became submissive. Fine I thought to myself I’ll just wait it out Hitler can’t live forever, unlike me, I’ll give it 15 years just to be on the safe side as long as none of these wolves make a pass at me everything should be fine just fine. Yes things really were looking up for Muffled funk. End of part 2
there's 3015 parts
 
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donkeyfish said:
BANG*

SUDDEN EERIE DARKNESS

Muffled funk slimely slides into existence, with the size and shape of a 25 year old potato yet only having been alive for several seconds it was already clear this was nothing like any other baby that was ever born. "TAKE THAT MOTHER NATURE" were the first words uttered by the mad scientist whose genetic experiment no one believed could be done, as he observed the suppurating newborn attempting a wimpish sigh arising from the hollow yet deformed cavity one might call a chest.

Unfortunately the year was 1939. Even if it's 80 years ago Muff has still not taken his first steps, and would never grow beyond 3 feet 7 inches. Spending his life trapped within his own fantasies of being a war hero. Clinging to his medal the Order of the Black Eagle, which in reality is a long dead, half-eaten rat he captured in the basement he has lived for his entirety. A medal he proudly wears pinned to his chest. His gun nothing but a lump of clay, his war cry the only sound he has every been able to utter: a high-pitched groan followed by a hoarse cough, while intensely staring into the void with his infected, yellow eye.
end of pt.1
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You are worse than a movie studio executive, just let the story tell itself without having to jazz it up.
 
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