Grand Christmas Board of Fortune Game (2017) - Guess Who's Who?

[Muffled funk]

I like the posters that have posted true shit about themselves, the others should be punished.

Kissed my own cousin once.

I got wasted at a mates party, to wake up to find I had been texting a senior at work.
Telling her that I was drunk (would have been ok had I just said that),
also texted her calling her a cnut as she didn’t put a x at the end of a message.
then to round it off I texted saying that she was a 10/10 and how much I fancied her and if she didn’t feel the same I would leave my job.

No prizes for guessing who I was on shift with that afternoon, thankfully it just gave her a good laugh

Yeah the incestuous and sexual harassment posters are just the best.

 

[Grylte]

Should just get @Grylte s

It's a great one!

Is @ThomasEmil back?

Thomas...you have the honor of picking the 3 worst attempts of Task 2 and the worst of your choices will be banned.

Post up your choices here and tag me.

Worst decision you've ever made on here, TE will pick Bratteloni or Mart, even if they haven't posted anything this round

 

[Zarlak]

Shit, didn't realise this had started. Why is it in the United forum and not the General ffs.

 

[Schmiznurf]

Shit, didn't realise this had started. Why is it in the United forum and not the General ffs.

Newbies won't see it in general.

 

[Zarlak]

Newbies won't see it in general.

feck em, they can get one like and get promoted. It's a ghost town in there anyway.

 

[2015]

Post shit about yourself

I am a lurker since 2011 and this is my 2nd post on redcafe. Once I was from the future and now I'm from the past. That's why my name is 2015.

 

[Adnan07]

Post shit about yourself

I am a lurker since 2011 and this is my 2nd post on redcafe. Once I was from the future and now I'm from the past. That's why my name is 2015.

Hey there fellow lurker

 

[711]

Feckin perverts hiding in the bushes if you ask me.

 

[Jim Beam]

Post shit about yourself

I am a lurker since 2011 and this is my 2nd post on redcafe. Once I was from the future and now I'm from the past. That's why my name is 2015.

Can you send me a message to not get heavily drunk before visiting my family last Christmas. Cheers.

 

[ThomasEmil]

Now that he's been banned, I kinda feel sorry for ThomasEmil.

To balance it out, I'm going to give him the choice to pick 3 of the worst results of this task, of which one will be banned for this round.

So play nice to Thomas!

I agree, that would seem fair.

 

[spwd]

Phew!

Reported!

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

I agree, that would seem fair.

Games are serious business. Pick the worst three.

 

[Billy Blaggs]

Or @Billy Blaggs ’

Assimilate to blaggsianity and together we will rule the galaxy!!!!

 

[girish]

Post shit about yourself

When I first heard of redcafe, I was told it was a porn site ala redtube and things of that sort. I believed.

You can still request nudes.

 

[Revaulx]

Reported!

I'm now drowning in a vat of paranoia..

 

[spwd]

I'm now drowning in a vat of paranoia..

Don’t worry mate we’re only joking

 

[ThomasEmil]

Is @ThomasEmil back?

Thomas...you have the honor of picking the 3 worst attempts of Task 2 and the worst of your choices will be banned.

Post up your choices here and tag me.

@Edgar Allan Pillow

Round 2 Task

1) Ball Bladders

2) Your very own winter soldier, even Captain America needed one.

Round 2 task
Push the Scrote out
For when you need to relieve yourself at work

Round two task.

1.Stressballs
2. For the man in your life. Yes Equality

It's a tough one between contestant number 1 and 3 although, McGraths attempt lags imagination.
Can he be named Balls McBall Face for a night?

 

[Revaulx]

Don’t worry mate we’re only joking

 

[Bratt]

Reported!

 

[McGrathsipan]

@Edgar Allan Pillow





It's a tough one between contestant number 1 and 3 although, McGraths attempt lags imagination.
Can he be named Balls McBall Face for a night?

BallyMcBallface is my fantasy football name !
Spooky

 

[Revaulx]

Reported!

Unable to respond as I've run out of posts

 

[spwd]

Reported!

Unable to respond as I've run out of posts

 

[maba723]

Unable to respond as I've run out of posts

 

[Crackers]

Unable to respond as I've run out of posts

 

[ThomasEmil]

Round 2 Task

1) Oldman Sachs

2) That's nuts!

 

[Random Task]

Unable to respond as I've run out of posts

That's harsh.

Hilarious, but very harsh.

 

[Twins]

Don’t worry mate we’re only joking

We are?

 

[McGrathsipan]

I've no idea what's happening here.

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

@SaboTaj @CM10 @McGrathsipan

You have time to come up with a better effort. One of you 3 is getting the penalty, thanks to efforts of @ThomasEmil . Please feel free to throw the other two under the bus.

 

[Billy Blaggs]

@SaboTaj @CM10 @McGrathsipan

You have time to come up with a better effort. One of you 3 is getting the penalty, thanks to efforts of @ThomasEmil . Please feel free to throw the other two under the bus.

Gauntlet thrown down. This thread is golden

I'm neutral by the way.

 

[SaboTaj]

@SaboTaj @CM10 @McGrathsipan

You have time to come up with a better effort. One of you 3 is getting the penalty, thanks to efforts of @ThomasEmil . Please feel free to throw the other two under the bus.

Hahaha i had a feeling mine would get selected.

1) Ball-E
2) At least it won't treat you like trash.

 

[McGrathsipan]

1. Ballbag Slacker
2. If in doubt stroke it out.

 

[Zebs]

@Zebs - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself

I've only shit myself once in my life (other than the nappy years...). It was on a bus and I had to sit there in my own filth for the 45 minute journey home. Still scarred.

Edit: ohhh shit ABOUT myself!

 

[Schmiznurf]

@Zebs - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself

I've only shit myself once in my life (other than the nappy years...). It was on a bus and I had to sit there in my own filth for the 45 minute journey home. Still scarred.

Edit: ohhh shit ABOUT myself!

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

@Zebs - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself

I've only shit myself once in my life (other than the nappy years...). It was on a bus and I had to sit there in my own filth for the 45 minute journey home. Still scarred.

Edit: ohhh shit ABOUT myself!

 

[RedSky]

Wheres Roll 3?

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Wheres Roll 3?

Monday.

 

[Jim Beam]

@Zebs - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself

I've only shit myself once in my life (other than the nappy years...). It was on a bus and I had to sit there in my own filth for the 45 minute journey home. Still scarred.

Edit: ohhh shit ABOUT myself!

 

[Crackers]

@Zebs - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself

I've only shit myself once in my life (other than the nappy years...). It was on a bus and I had to sit there in my own filth for the 45 minute journey home. Still scarred.

Edit: ohhh shit ABOUT myself!

 

[Alvaro Maestre]

Does farting and letting a little bit of shit out, counts as shitting myself? If so, it happended to me yesterday at a bar.