Grand Christmas Board of Fortune Game (2017) - Guess Who's Who?

[Crackers]

@Edgar Allan Pillow I don't think I will have enough time for this so I am gonna opt out. Sorry, though it was going to be one one and done deal rather than a continuous game.

Pretty crappy of you

 

[P-Nut]

ROUND TWO TASK: Class of 63 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself

I'm a Labour Man, from a long line of staunch Labour supporters, and my old man would turn in his grave if he knew, but there was a time in the early 80's, and I was as an ugly duckling punching well above my weight at the time and I shouldn't have needed a stimuli but I could only get a full on election by Fantasizing about Margaret Thatcher, either before, or during erm you know....

It got that bad I had to carry a picture cut out from the paper of Maggie in my back pocket or I just didn't function.

I even had Counseling about it, Oedipus was mentioned, not sure why but it worked !!

This is even better by the fact you didn't even need to do this.

 

[Billy Blaggs]

This is even better by the fact you didn't even need to do this.

That's wonderful.

 

[Sly]

This is even better by the fact you didn't even need to do this.

 

[Jim Beam]

This is even better by the fact you didn't even need to do this.

I was hoping others will follow, though

 

[Crackers]

This is even better by the fact you didn't even need to do this.

 

[MJJ]

@Edgar Allan Pillow I don't think I will have enough time for this so I am gonna opt out. Sorry, though it was going to be one one and done deal rather than a continuous game.

Ban him ban him!

 

[donkeyfish]

Ban him ban him!

Seconded.

 

[Class of 63]

This is even better by the fact you didn't even need to do this.

Be right, I didn't have to do a Haka either

 

[crappycraperson]

Ban him ban him!

I am participating 2 draft games at once, I would have to quit my job to also play this.

 

[donkeyfish]

ROUND TWO TASK: Class of 63 - 9 - 17 - Yellow Card! Post shit about yourself

I'm a Labour Man, from a long line of staunch Labour supporters, and my old man would turn in his grave if he knew, but there was a time in the early 80's, and I was as an ugly duckling punching well above my weight at the time and I shouldn't have needed a stimuli but I could only get a full on election by Fantasizing about Margaret Thatcher, either before, or during erm you know....

It got that bad I had to carry a picture cut out from the paper of Maggie in my back pocket or I just didn't function.

I even had Counseling about it, Oedipus was mentioned, not sure why but it worked !!

If you win now, you have to pick a Thatcher avatar.

 

[Twins]

Round 2 task

1) Danglers
2) Your wife is sick of your firmly shaped sack? Get her some Danglers!

 

[Jim Beam]

If you win now, you have to pick a Thatcher avatar.

Or just give it to him. The man deserved it.

 

[Indnyc]

I am participating 2 draft games at once, I would have to quit my job to also play this.

We are fecked if you get banned here

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Round.2 task....

• "Toy Tension-easing Tickle-tastic Testicles"
• "Struggling in work? Have a jerk ..... struggling to cope? .... have a grope!"

 

[Class of 63]

If you win now, you have to pick a Thatcher avatar.

Compromise ?

Nah, Maggie it is

 

[Adzzz]

I've lost a fecking grand.

 

[girish]

Round 2 task:

1. golden_balls™
2. Are you a caftard? Ever wondered what your favourite Redcafe Mod's balls feels like? Now. You can! golden_balls™ fits any size Combo offer available with our 12 inch strap on golden_dildo™! Hurry now!

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

This is even better by the fact you didn't even need to do this.

Why not?

 

[MJJ]

I am participating 2 draft games at once, I would have to quit my job to also play this.

Throw the cricket game(if we face each other) and not get banned from redcafe. Win win.

 

[Deleted member 101472]

@Billy Blaggs

Why isn’t this in the general?

 

[Damien]

@Billy Blaggs

Why isn’t this in the general?

Newbies can't play if it is in the General.

 

[Mr Pigeon]

The lord giveth.... the lord feck up my shit.

 

[Deleted member 101472]

Newbies can't play if it is in the General.

They’ve got a thread over on RAWK about this thread

 

[Crackers]

The lord giveth.... the lord feck up my shit.

Serves you right ya dirty pudgeon

 

[Mr Pigeon]

They’ve got a thread over on RAWK about this thread

Hi Phase of Play! Just want you to know that everyone realises that you’re a fake bastard!

 

[Crackers]

They’ve got a thread over on RAWK about this thread

As expected, that lot drink so much of their own koolaid that they end up going full circle

 

[Deleted member 101472]

@The Don having a pleasure moving around the board with you mate

 

[Jim Beam]

They’ve got a thread over on RAWK about this thread

They're just jealous because they don't understand this beautiful game and it's simple rules. Imbeciles.

@Edgar Allan Pillow
So, let me get this straight. Everyone who won yellow card in this round must post shit about yourself. Correct?

 

[Billy Blaggs]

They’ve got a thread over on RAWK about this thread

So they know we have a dirty bugger who used to fancy Maggy Thatcher

 

[Deleted member 101472]

So they know we have a dirty bugger who used to fancy Maggy Thatcher

Yeah right now they are coming up with a way to factor that in to their alternative league table

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Roll.2

• Blackmailing bollocks
• "Ever wonder what happened to the Pink Panther? ..... well I cut his fecking bollox off and if you don't buy products from my company, your pet is next!! Happy Holidays"

 

[Billy Blaggs]

Yeah right now they are coming up with a way to factor that in to their alternative league table

He took their milk.

 

[Damien]

They’ve got a thread over on RAWK about this thread

Where?

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

They’ve got a thread over on RAWK about this thread

Maybe the next round should be anyone who gets 2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11 or 12 has to slag off Liverpool... the club, the fans, the city or all three?

Give them (and their spy) something to really rant about?

 

[Deleted member 101472]

Where?

Sorry, I just wanted to divert people away from the game

 

[Deleted member 101472]

No ones thought to call them deskticles yet?

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

deskticles

 

[Crackers]

No ones thought to call them deskticles yet?

You're taking the mickey if you think that'll stick.

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Now that he's been banned, I kinda feel sorry for ThomasEmil.

To balance it out, I'm going to give him the choice to pick 3 of the worst results of this task, of which one will be banned for this round.

So play nice to Thomas!