starfish stevie me
you will never leave my heart
slip for demba ba
that's praise, I think.
you will never leave my heart
slip for demba ba
that's praise, I think.
Grand Christmas Board of Fortune Game (2017) - Guess Who's Who?
- Thread starter Edgar Allan Pillow
- Start date
Stevie G slips up
Falling down in front of Ba
We go again, la?
Falling down in front of Ba
We go again, la?
Pillow, how often are you going to do rounds?
Remember the night
In Instanbul, when gerrard
spoke and won our hearts.
I suck at this.
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An ode to Gerrard -
a thirty-eight second stint,
Juan Mata bags two.
a thirty-eight second stint,
Juan Mata bags two.
I think everyone not praising Gerrard should be made do a forfeit for not reading the challenge.
'showing your love for or praising'
I was praising him!
The question mark is the key, showing my love for the midfield maestro
Yo Captain Steven
He is not a feckin’ chicken
Fell down Anfield drain
Ok, today I learnt what Haiku is and how much I suck at it
He is not a feckin’ chicken
Fell down Anfield drain
Ok, today I learnt what Haiku is and how much I suck at it
Maybe once a day. Depends on when I can be bothered...
HAIKU
Steve Gerrard Gerrard
He slipped on his fecking arse
A beautiful arse
Steve Gerrard Gerrard
He slipped on his fecking arse
A beautiful arse
Haiku
Foot raised, Scousers rise
Thunder strikes, wind howls
Ball rips net, what a la!
Edit:
Foot raised, Scousers rise
Thunder strikes, wind howls, men cry
What a la! They shout
Foot raised, Scousers rise
Thunder strikes, wind howls
Ball rips net, what a la!
Edit:
Foot raised, Scousers rise
Thunder strikes, wind howls, men cry
What a la! They shout
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Ugh, I read what I wrote to myself. I feel dirty
@Edgar Allan Pillow can I get bonus cache for writing actual haikus?
Not better than scholes
But much better at slipping
Giving away goals
Not better than scholes
But much better at slipping
Giving away goals
HAIKU
For one league he dreamt
Always gave hundred percent
Steven is a gent
For one league he dreamt
Always gave hundred percent
Steven is a gent
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Mirror mirror on the wall
Good with the ball
Run. Slip. Fall
Good with the ball
Run. Slip. Fall
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I just got confirmation that the worst haiku or one of the non-submission posters will get a ban.
We are just debating if a day or a week is proportionate.
Just so you have the warning!
We are just debating if a day or a week is proportionate.
Just so you have the warning!
Will that be from now, or after this thing is over?
Depends on the mood of the modmin, I presume.
They're about Gerrard, they're all the worst, lol.
The league was his dream
And Steven Gerrard was mine
Instead he kissed green
And Steven Gerrard was mine
Instead he kissed green
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Stevies cracking up
Cause Mourinho made him slip
God save Stevie G
Cause Mourinho made him slip
God save Stevie G
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Yes, "immortality" has 5 syllables on its own.
You could have said "Remember the night - In Istanbul, Stevie G - Joined the Immortals" (or something, but that's 5/7/5 syllables).
I can't find mine
Edit:
Steven Gerrards Haiku
Steps onto the pitch
Look. The Kops adoration
Magical player
Edit:
Steven Gerrards Haiku
Steps onto the pitch
Look. The Kops adoration
Magical player
I'll edit it
Let them fail on their ownYes, "immortality" has 5 syllables on its own.
You could have said "Remember the night - In Istanbul, Stevie G - Joined the Immortals" (or something, but that's 5/7/5 syllables).
So far:
Grylte - Not a Haiku (5-7-7 instead of 5-7-5)
maba723 - Not a Haiku (6-7-7 instead of 5-7-5)
MJJ - Not a Haiku (5-8-7 instead of 5-7-5)
rampo - Not a Haiku (5-8-5 instead of 5-7-5)
RobinHood - Not a Haiku (5-5-6 instead of 5-7-5)
TheReligion - Not a Haiku (5-7-6 instead of 5-7-5)
Adzzz
BerbaDean
Can7onA
Classical Mechanic
Cliche Guevara
CrackersJr
Dolf
Gregawa
LInkash
McGrathsipan
Momochiru
nc_13
No Idea For Nickname
Panther
RedElf
SaboTaj
saik
sallycinnamin
Sunny Jim
SwedishFish
Toad
ThierryHenry
ThomasEmil
Toddler
van der star
VanGaalEra
Vato
verminater
Von Mistelroum
Who's Kissing Cameras?
Achilles McCool - Done
Billy Blaggs - Done
CM10 - Done
FultonRed - Done
GBBQ - Done
P-Nut0712 - Done
Welsh Wonder - Done
Nick7 - Done
SS - Done
Grylte - Not a Haiku (5-7-7 instead of 5-7-5)
maba723 - Not a Haiku (6-7-7 instead of 5-7-5)
MJJ - Not a Haiku (5-8-7 instead of 5-7-5)
rampo - Not a Haiku (5-8-5 instead of 5-7-5)
RobinHood - Not a Haiku (5-5-6 instead of 5-7-5)
TheReligion - Not a Haiku (5-7-6 instead of 5-7-5)
Adzzz
BerbaDean
Can7onA
Classical Mechanic
Cliche Guevara
CrackersJr
Dolf
Gregawa
LInkash
McGrathsipan
Momochiru
nc_13
No Idea For Nickname
Panther
RedElf
SaboTaj
saik
sallycinnamin
Sunny Jim
SwedishFish
Toad
ThierryHenry
ThomasEmil
Toddler
van der star
VanGaalEra
Vato
verminater
Von Mistelroum
Who's Kissing Cameras?
Achilles McCool - Done
Billy Blaggs - Done
CM10 - Done
FultonRed - Done
GBBQ - Done
P-Nut0712 - Done
Welsh Wonder - Done
Nick7 - Done
SS - Done
At least I know what a fecking haiku is
At least I know what a fecking haiku is
I had to google it and I'm still none the wiser.
@ThomasEmil will be way too stoned to write a haiku, fyi.
I think most of them don't have English as their first language to be fair apart from TheReligion.At least I know what a fecking haiku is
HAIKU
Captain fantastic
Slips on a pitch, eyes aglow.
We love you, Stevie
Edit: There ya go. Should be fine now I guess ?
Captain fantastic
Slips on a pitch, eyes aglow.
We love you, Stevie
Edit: There ya go
. Should be fine now I guess ?
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Yes, "immortality" has 5 syllables on its own.
You could have said "Remember the night - In Istanbul, Stevie G - Joined the Immortals" (or something, but that's 5/7/5 syllables).
I will modify it in a bit.
Yes, "immortality" has 5 syllables on its own.
You could have said "Remember the night - In Istanbul, Stevie G - Joined the Immortals" (or something, but that's 5/7/5 syllables).
Remember the night
In Instanbul, when gerrard
spoke and won our hearts.
Edited and fixed!