Grand Christmas Board of Fortune Game (2017) - Guess Who's Who?

Sooo.... first i have to figure how to write a haiku.

Do i post it here, or in a convo?
Who decides what's good and how much worse than everyone else, Redsky is?
 
I'm googling my ass of, trying to find out how to write one, still sure i'll win.
 
HAIKU

Stevie stands ready
His faithful fans cheer Walk On,
Our fearless leader.

Best I can do, feck it! I was trying to stay true to the rules of writing a Haiku :lol: writing praise or love for Gerrard was bloody hard too haha.
 
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Just so people know
five syllables then seven
And then five again
 
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Let Demba Ba go
Rates Messi Lower than Joe
Lasted for 42


Let Demba Ba go
Rates Messi under Joe
Lasted 42

Stupid game!

Let Demba Ba go
Rates Messi lower than Joe
Lasted 42
 
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My Haiku:

Oh Steven Gerrard

Face like you sucked a lemon

I would still kiss it
 
I think that is haiku'ish.... with rhyme, if that's allowed.
 
Just so people know
It’s five lines first then seven
And then five again
I thought it was three lines?
First line containing five syllables
Second line containing seven
Third line containing five again

Or was this what you meant?

Edit: already discussed.
 
I am first with five
Then seven in the middle --
Five again to end.

Apparently this is a Haiku to remind you what it is.
 
I thought it was three lines?
First line containing five syllables
Second line containing seven
Third line containing five again

Or was this what you meant?

It's what he meant, but it's Dave, so give him some slack :wenger: