Gareth Bale

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May aswell just buy Jojo the Chimp from Chester Zoo:

Pros:
1. Cheap wages, just a few banana's a day.
2. Has lots of passion/anger/sexual deviancy
3. Hurls own feces at opposition players when the match isn't going our way
4. Hurls own feces at opposition players when the match is going our way
5. Hurls own feces at anyone in Jojo's vacinity
6. Can play anywhere, including the floodlights.

Cons:

1. Has lots of feces
2. Dreams of Madrid/Jungle
3. Chester Zoo aren't a selling zoo
4. Wears funny sized boots
5. Might climb the floodlights fall to death and never return.

Now compare Jojo to Gareth Bale

Gareth Bale Pros:

1. Hurls less feces than Jojo.
2. Chimp-like features without Chimp-like actions.

Gareth Bale Cons:

1. Being shit
2. More expensive than Jojo.
3. Gareth Bale

:lol::lol::lol:
 
The defensive part of Bales game might not to to Evra standard but it is pretty good for a winger. IMO his directness, crossing abillity and tackling mirrow valencia and having them operating on each wing with evra/raf would make for potentially the best wings in europe. Add to that a defensive mid, decent striker or attacking mid and we'd have some bloody team :devil:
 
Evra is not that great a defender by the way! Defensively he would not be that better than Bale.
 
Bale is turning into a real big match player. Twice now he's really upped his game against top sides and today he was simply magnificent. I just watched a replay of the 3 on 1 goal chance that Pav fluffed and Bale was the one that started the move in his own box...the lad fecking ran some 70 yards and had Pav been less of a greedy cnut Bale should have gotten either an assist or goal himself for that superb effort.

Top class performance.
 
I always knew he would come good. He is a fantastic player. Going to cost a fortune but he would solve (at a stroke) a lot of our left-flank issues.
 
the left-sided midfielder we want and need. Still has a bit too go.

We don't need him. Not for how expensive he would end up being, there are more pressing issues that need dealing with first.

I always knew he would come good. He is a fantastic player. Going to cost a fortune but he would solve (at a stroke) a lot of our left-flank issues.

We don't have any issues on either of our flanks.
 
He was excellent again today, unlucky not to have scored a couple and gotten an assist.
 
He's great coming forward. But we have no problems on the left unless you believe Tosic is off in the summer. In which case we need cover and that will cost a lot less than it would take to sign Bale.
 
How do we handle that Spurs offense next week ? Do we go gung-ho like we did against Ribery and Co or play cautiously?
I would like us to go with an attacking formation like Bayern home.. Rafael and Valencia against Ekkoto and Bale..
 
How do we handle that Spurs offense next week ? Do we go gung-ho like we did against Ribery and Co or play cautiously?
I would like us to go with an attacking formation like Bayern home.. Rafael and Valencia against Ekkoto and Bale..

We go Gung-Ho like Michael Keaton and play the same lineup we did against Bayern at OT.
 
Outside of Evra and an ageing Giggs we don't have a natural left-footer. Tosic obviously isn't going to work out and Nani, Obertan etc all offer the same thing which can lead to a lack of width at times. Jesus, where is the controversy in that?
 
The squad needs a left footed attacker when Giggs leaves. I think Bale won't come this summer.. but the summer after, if we do have the cash that is.
 
Bale would be quality in a United shirt.

Let Macheda, Hernandez, Owen, King and new signing partner/deputize Rooney, and give Spurs 10m and Berbatov back ;)
 
May aswell just buy Jojo the Chimp from Chester Zoo:

Pros:
1. Cheap wages, just a few banana's a day.
2. Has lots of passion/anger/sexual deviancy
3. Hurls own feces at opposition players when the match isn't going our way
4. Hurls own feces at opposition players when the match is going our way
5. Hurls own feces at anyone in Jojo's vacinity
6. Can play anywhere, including the floodlights.

Cons:

1. Has lots of feces
2. Dreams of Madrid/Jungle
3. Chester Zoo aren't a selling zoo
4. Wears funny sized boots
5. Might climb the floodlights fall to death and never return.

Now compare Jojo to Gareth Bale

Gareth Bale Pros:

1. Hurls less feces than Jojo.
2. Chimp-like features without Chimp-like actions.

Gareth Bale Cons:

1. Being shit
2. More expensive than Jojo.
3. Gareth Bale

very harsh but funny as hell. :lol:
 
Wow.

It really is amazing how quickly people shift opinion on this forum without even a hint of recognition at how retard it makes them sound in retrospect.

Don't get me wrong Gareth Bale was never as shit as people on this forum like to make out, but equally he isn't suddenly the answer to any of our problems.
 
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