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He'd cost a fortune. Too late.
Bale turned us down - so feck him, he had his chance!
May aswell just buy Jojo the Chimp from Chester Zoo:
Pros:
1. Cheap wages, just a few banana's a day.
2. Has lots of passion/anger/sexual deviancy
3. Hurls own feces at opposition players when the match isn't going our way
4. Hurls own feces at opposition players when the match is going our way
5. Hurls own feces at anyone in Jojo's vacinity
6. Can play anywhere, including the floodlights.
Cons:
1. Has lots of feces
2. Dreams of Madrid/Jungle
3. Chester Zoo aren't a selling zoo
4. Wears funny sized boots
5. Might climb the floodlights fall to death and never return.
Now compare Jojo to Gareth Bale
Gareth Bale Pros:
1. Hurls less feces than Jojo.
2. Chimp-like features without Chimp-like actions.
Gareth Bale Cons:
1. Being shit
2. More expensive than Jojo.
3. Gareth Bale
Hes looking like a real good player.
Evra is not that great a defender by the way! Defensively he would not be that better than Bale.
Evra is not that great a defender by the way! Defensively he would not be that better than Bale.
Evra is miles better than Bale defensively.
the left-sided midfielder we want and need. Still has a bit too go.
the left-sided midfielder we want and need. Still has a bit too go.
I always knew he would come good. He is a fantastic player. Going to cost a fortune but he would solve (at a stroke) a lot of our left-flank issues.
I always knew he would come good. He is a fantastic player. Going to cost a fortune but he would solve (at a stroke) a lot of our left-flank issues.
He's great coming forward. But we have no problems on the left unless you believe Tosic is off in the summer. In which case we need cover and that will cost a lot less than it would take to sign Bale.
How do we handle that Spurs offense next week ? Do we go gung-ho like we did against Ribery and Co or play cautiously?
I would like us to go with an attacking formation like Bayern home.. Rafael and Valencia against Ekkoto and Bale..
bale and ramsey should be united players. kinell giggsy you are the greatest welshman to ever live, where were you in getting these lads to come to united.
Them fecking Welsh wankersLivid that Fergie wanted to sign him and Ramsey but we missed out on both of them.
Livid that Fergie wanted to sign him and Ramsey but we missed out on both of them.
Livid that Fergie wanted to sign him and Ramsey but we missed out on both of them.
May aswell just buy Jojo the Chimp from Chester Zoo:
Pros:
1. Cheap wages, just a few banana's a day.
2. Has lots of passion/anger/sexual deviancy
3. Hurls own feces at opposition players when the match isn't going our way
4. Hurls own feces at opposition players when the match is going our way
5. Hurls own feces at anyone in Jojo's vacinity
6. Can play anywhere, including the floodlights.
Cons:
1. Has lots of feces
2. Dreams of Madrid/Jungle
3. Chester Zoo aren't a selling zoo
4. Wears funny sized boots
5. Might climb the floodlights fall to death and never return.
Now compare Jojo to Gareth Bale
Gareth Bale Pros:
1. Hurls less feces than Jojo.
2. Chimp-like features without Chimp-like actions.
Gareth Bale Cons:
1. Being shit
2. More expensive than Jojo.
3. Gareth Bale