de Jong is planning a takeover of the UK?? All hail our new dutch overlord? Hmmmmm
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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A knighthood as part of the offer to join United? Now that's sweet.
Never thought of that... ten Hag must have some connections... Sir de Jong hahaA knighthood as part of the offer to join United? Now that's sweet.
Such a ***********.
Ok Brendan
That's fine Aristoteles
No problemo Socrates
Should not be a problem Whoopi Goldberg
Floats my boats Oprah Winfrey
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Well guys, regardless of what happens today, it's been a fun time in this thread! The banter has been top notch.
Now, lets bring it home
Now, lets bring it home
I don’t think he’s coming now in fact I still won’t believe he’s coming until he’s stood on United’s pitch in the year 2050 as an older man wearing designer specs a nice cardi maybe a flat cap admiring our still shoddy stadium where he spent the rest of his career winning us titles 21-30 and 5 champions leagues.
Only then will I truly believe…
Only then will I truly believe…
It's been dead for 2 months now, finally it's the last day.
Today is the day lads, it's in the bag.
Amen to that. In the end nothing really matters.
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JUST BOOT HIM OUT ALREADY
Can we take a moment to acknowledge that this is @sewey89's last day?
A true muppet paying the ultimate price for our sins, so that our lord De Jong forgives us. I think at this point it's fair to say he's a modern day Jesus. Centuries from now on, after the crusades to Barcelona and Amsterdam to recover De Jong's worn shirt in sewey's name, and crushing the heathens that followed false gods like Ruiz or Tielemans, we will finally have peace
A true muppet paying the ultimate price for our sins, so that our lord De Jong forgives us. I think at this point it's fair to say he's a modern day Jesus. Centuries from now on, after the crusades to Barcelona and Amsterdam to recover De Jong's worn shirt in sewey's name, and crushing the heathens that followed false gods like Ruiz or Tielemans, we will finally have peace
The wedding was at Buckingham Palace???
What? Getting FDJ or the more momentous 2000 page mark?
I think we know the answer to both questions...
Happy Frenkie Day!
Thank heavens that this thread will be put to rest after tonight
David Kent just tweeted that FDJ has signed with MUFC. I love ITKs 
Either way, I'm going to miss this thread. It's been top-class muppeting throughout. The people who come on here with negativity don't realise that muppetry is an art form. It doesn't have to end up with anyone signing.
my biggest fear that is that i’ll feel nothing when his screaming body is lowered into the acid later, in front of his cheering family.
I am going to study this thread for a while. Learning the art of muppetry from @Berbaclass @hellhunter @Brownie85 is something I'm looking forward to.
Curtains for now.
Curtains for now.
Now, now, we agreed @sewey89 wouldn't be deleted until after the window closed. Have a bit of patience.
This can happen, yeah, but you need to remember this is their moment, they've waited for that so long
If we get a here we go today it'll push us over 2000. Just say them words you tap in merchant
I'll believe when David Brent says it's happening.David Kent just tweeted that FDJ has signed with MUFC. I love ITKs
I think we should walk way because I'm getting Di Maria vibes
Barcelona at 6pm: Alright here's your money Frenkie, will you just fecking piss off already!
Hey where'd Frenkie go, and why is there a Frenkie shaped hole in the door?
Hey where'd Frenkie go, and why is there a Frenkie shaped hole in the door?
Hear hear!
It's about the journey, not the destination.
Has he signed yet, taking ages to close this!
Hear here
- Ode to our road to 20002000 pages - you are such a tease!
Chased you all summer, in a fated bid to please
You winked and you shimmied, suggesting your coming.
Swapped @Berbaclass to @Brownie85 to keep us all hoping
As the curtains drown out fantasies of getting our due
We're united in mourning, as we decry this taboo
On this old lonely tired road, lo, we sacrificed too
@sewey89 and Romero's names forever, flushed down the loo
2000 pages - oh what a tease!
Chased you all summer, in a fated bid to please
It’s so lovely reading through your beautiful, heartfelt messages. Really emotional morning for me today. Thank you x
Long live muppetry!
A deadline day signing makes the most impact closer to the deadline, we have a little over 16 glorious hours of muppetry ahead of us
Can’t wait for us to make the announcement.
Do you see yourself more as Obi Wan, Jesus Christ or Paul Muad'dib?
In the post 48 hours I've read that we've given up on this for now (can't remember which paper) and that we have not given up on this (Express)... pretty much sums up the whole fiasco
I think more Paul Merson. Addicted to gambling but thick as feck.
In addition to this, Children will be named after @sewey89, men will think of sewey when they make love to their wives. Their name shall never be forgotten it in annals of muppetdom for they gave their life for the ultimate cause.
i can just see baby sandra now “mummy, why is daddy schweeming like such a wittle bitch? it’s ownwee a teeny bit of acid?”
“he was never a strong man, my child. it is better this way, he has failed us all, especially dear frank, or whatever he is called. oh and by the way you’re off to stay at nanny’s for a bit. mummy is off out to put it about loads now.”
such tenderness, such love.
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