The only reasonable alternative is your forehead, surely? And your kids' foreheads if you have children (if you don't have children then surely the neighbours have some?)
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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Hasn't that Ross Harwood been debunked to shit? Waiting on actual journalists reporting similar.
It's just stupid to be honest. It's almost like people are just tweeting anything out in the hopes that they get SOMETHING right
You mean little Vidal, Thiago and Griezmann?
Smug until it becomes clear quite quickly that Frenkie doesn't fix all of the team's problems. So at least two days of annoying gloating/If this deal goes through our resident muppets will be smug as feck for the rest of the season
Nothing like Van De Beek other than being Dutch.
BREAKING: Muppets' cock bones as they furiously celebrate another positive tweet.
Even a blind squirrel finds the occasional acorn now and then.
And when we are winning trophies in 2/3 years Barca will be dealing with administration and bailiffs!!!
I'm under no illusions this fixes everything, we need probably about 5 more signings in key areas to fix the mess.
"Daddy, why is my sister called Sneidjer?"
"To remind me of what could have been, young South Stand Renovation after Saudi Takeover and the Glazers Are Eaten By Wasps."
Yeah we need at least one more in that midfield. No question about it.Smug until it becomes clear quite quickly that Frenkie doesn't fix all of the team's problems. So at least two days of annoying gloating
We’ve already debunked this guy and are only interested in what Ross Harbour tweets now….
So guys... When do we get the new tweets saying we're negotiating again? Or do you all think it'll be straightforward, and the extra £17m added on to the fee is purely co-incidental?
Yeah we already discussed this. Even if, as you believe, Barca have let's say a 5% chance at winning the CL.. it's still better than the 0% chance that he will have at United for the next 4-5 years, let's be honest. La liga, again, already discussed and we have a great chance to challenge Madrid.
As for him not getting paid, where on earth does that bullshit come from? Even on his ridiculous wages, he's still getting paid. Should probably not get info from Gary Neville.
No matter how much oppo fans hate, whine, cry or hope for us to go bust, we are still here and players still want to come here as we see this summer. Funny how people mocked us for being desperate yet here we are, rebuild well underway with a few weeks of the window remaining and United are desperately scrambling to pay the deferred wages you oh so nobly said you wouldn't.
You will be paying probably the highest wages in the PL for a player who is being forced to leave his dream club, it's the same mistake your club makes over and over again only to ask why things never change...
Is this now officially dead - I keep seeing that we’ve pulled out now?
HERE WE GO! It Will happen this week. I can feel it.
You wouldn't pull out of Scarlett Johansson so we're not pulling out of this either!
An oldie but a goodie
"Daddy, why is my sister called Sneidjer?"
"To remind me of what could have been, young South Stand Renovation after Saudi Takeover and the Glazers Are Eaten By Wasps."
I assume you’d have to eventually, unless you’re going to wear her as jewellery.
16 hunnit pages. Madness.
How else are people keeping their 'trohpies'
?Can't say i've seen that? I've seen that our bid has expired but we're going back in?
Is this the longest transfer thread in redcafe’s history of excistense?
All aboard!
It's just typical twitter attention seeking by aggregator accounts to please their target demographic. Kinda pathetic really
I am outraged at the clearly uninformed comments made about Ross. He is a well respected journalist, having won many awards.
He reported on Zidanes headbutt before it happened.
He was there when Maradona scored his hand if god goal.
He was also Beckhams best man when he married posh spice.
His reputation is beyond compare and any ragamuffin who besmirches it shall feel my wrath.
He reported on Zidanes headbutt before it happened.
He was there when Maradona scored his hand if god goal.
He was also Beckhams best man when he married posh spice.
His reputation is beyond compare and any ragamuffin who besmirches it shall feel my wrath.
I have never heard of this either. I thought it was a silly transfer muppetry buzzword to say United had walked away from FDJ at first, but I guess it's not that? Really weird wording, but if it is literally true that there was an expiry date on the contract offer, then I guess no renegotiation is needed, just slap new dates on the existing contract and continue as you were until FDJ either joins United or stays at Barca?
So how long do we think it takes for us to submit a new bid again? As it is right now we are looking at multiple other targets and we are yet to conclude Rabiot deal, deadline day panic bid incoming? Or earlier than that?
So, to sum things up for this saga:
If positive news: Tier Ace
If negative news: Tier Ass
If positive news: Tier Ace
If negative news: Tier Ass
1600 pages! 400 to go to reach the promised land of muppet immortality!
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Any updates in the latest Talk of the Devil podcast? Can’t listen right now
Whatever account pretended to reach out needs to be banned on here and feck the United Stand
1600 pages! 400 to go to reach the promised land of muppet immortality!
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