Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

Frenkie to United?


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Sport Witness: "Mundo Deportivo’s Roger Torelló claims the ex-Ajax man starred for the hosts at the Camp Nou. Although he wasn’t best in his first three years at the Catalan club, De Jong doesn’t give up and wants to fight."

"In the midst of the debate over De Jong’s continuity at the club, Torelló explains Barca are ‘pushing him to accept Manchester United’s offer. There’s no mention of the Blues in Mundo’s report"

http://sportwitness.co.uk/club-push...fer-claim-competitor-close-to-throwing-towel/
 
And he has deleted his made up tweet as always. Worst account on twitter.
 
How can you earlier say "Imagine thinking he's coming here...." with regards to FDJ, yet your own imagination leads you to believe the club will be sold and ETH will walk away. :rolleyes:

The club will be sold one day. I never said it was going to happen in the next few weeks mate. Eventually they will go just as Mike Ashley did.
 
Kante and Kova both injured now.

Hmm.

Mate. We’ve got 0 points from Brighton and Brentford. We’re bottom of the league.

This… THIS is all we have. Please, just please let us be happy.
 
Just get it done.
Back up the brink truck in front of his house.
Done whatever it takes.
 
Do you get any pleasure out of supporting United? Like generally?

Weird question given the last 12 months. How would a United fan derive pleasure from anything that's happened on the pitch since the first couple of games of last season?
 
I find utdreport to be a lot better than the other aggregator, but even they’re shocking at twisting things.

It was interesting hearing Mitten talking on the podcast about how frustrating aggregator accounts are
 
Weird question given the last 12 months. How would a United fan derive pleasure from anything that's happened on the pitch since the first couple of games of last season?
I mean you're free to feel about them as you wish of course, you just seem consistently negative about all things United. Like you say, not without reason, but can't imagine that being fun
 
Weird question given the last 12 months. How would a United fan derive pleasure from anything that's happened on the pitch since the first couple of games of last season?

Put Laurel and Hardy soundtrack on and pretend that you are watching a comedy movie.
 
It said de Jong would be a Man Utd player by the time we face Liverpool next Monday
That he'll be a United player til the Pool game. Probably made up though as its been deleted already....
Thanks for the info. We need this signing or we are fecked. As it is I don’t think he alone can help us much. We desperately need a striker and a right back.
 
Dear Gods of Football,

This is Plant. It’s been a trying weekend, an unspeakably shitty game on Saturday and obviously it’s a hilarious joke that United are bottom of the league. It’s been obvious for a while that you have forsaken and deserted the reds. That’s fine, tables turn and what goes around and all that but please just for old times sake can you toss us a frickin bone here and deliver Frenkie safely to Old Trafford. Also give ETH the strength to wade through this shower of shite and come out the other side. Thanks.
 
Odds don’t mean anything, I know.. but we’re almost favourites to sign him again:

Barca 5/4
United 11/8
Chelsea 3/1

it’s just nicer to see
 
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