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Frenkie to United?


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Sky Bet odds have swung a lot today. Barca now favourites marginally but it’s a 3 horse race again. Yesterday it was Chelsea the big favourites with Barca second and united outside third.
 
Yes their in control but there is still slim hopes we can pull this massive transfer off
Positivity for me didn't work so I'm hoping that by being negative I can turn this around, because I'm a narcissistic bastard who controls the world.
 
Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

:lol: well done.
 
Sky Bet odds have swung a lot today. Barca now favourites marginally but it’s a 3 horse race again. Yesterday it was Chelsea the big favourites with Barca second and united outside third.
Betting odds are so easily swayed and changed. Literally the smallest rumour can swing them
 
Sky Bet odds have swung a lot today. Barca now favourites marginally but it’s a 3 horse race again. Yesterday it was Chelsea the big favourites with Barca second and united outside third.
Take no notice of odds. Easily manipulated
 
Sky Bet odds have swung a lot today. Barca now favourites marginally but it’s a 3 horse race again. Yesterday it was Chelsea the big favourites with Barca second and united outside third.

Wait, you can really bet on this?

Is that.....no, can't be...

Wait....

Is that the fifth lever?
 
Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
This is excellent. No ‘Stan,’ but not far behind.
 
Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
:lol: :lol::lol:
 
Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
Genius
 
Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
This deserves a f'cking statue.
 
Tomorrow indeed is a huge day with registration of their newly signed players hanging in the balance. They either need to activate their 4th lever or sell FDJ.
 
Ode to a Barca Fan

On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.

On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
Bravo mate. Bravo.
 
Playing with ETH who has already gotten De Jong to play his best football is the best decision he can make. Also he would be the leader of that midfield. Staying at Barca, where De Jong's best position doesn’t even exist and were the fans are already upset with him seems like a terrible idea. I truly don't understand him now that United even agreed to pay him more.
 
This saga has found its way to my FB feed. Barca is taking a beating 99-1. It usually (several threads) stating that the honourable thing for Frenkie to do is the take the wage hit, following by an avalanche of shit on Barca for its disgraceful behavior.

One example:

..OR...YOU as FC Barcelona take a look in the mirror, admit you f*cked up, apologize to Frenkie in public, respect Frenkie's contract and hire some good accountants and financial experts to clean up after you and you lay low for quite some time instead of wasting money on players you obviously can't afford right now and wasting other peoples time with your bullsh*t.. the current board is incapable of leading the club apparently, you made one big joke of FC Barcelona..big disgrace and shame on you all..

:lol:
 
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