Barca will go into meltdown, never mind us!
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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Get out!
God knows... maybe he's got a tracker implanted in Laportas arse or something
I'd take that. But if he went to chelsea...
Yes. Why do our major transfers all have to be sagas? Can we not have one short story?
Yeah, have the same feeling. We'll see.
We think it's finally inching closer to Frenkie out, but tomorrow we will get some Laporta quote about keeping him, and then he will start Saturday 
. Lets see if the news continues to trend towards an exit tongiht/tomorrow and then cross our fingers United have this.
. Lets see if the news continues to trend towards an exit tongiht/tomorrow and then cross our fingers United have this.EXCLUSIVE: It turns out the 'things' aren't football-related and 'it's none of my damn business whether it takes 15 seconds or 15 minutes'... More tomorrow when @cope list ALL the things that could fit in Laporta's briefcase. Number 21 will shock you.
We just cannot afford to let him go to Chelsea IF he actually leaves of course, they have more than enough quality in that area whereas we have very little.
Sounds more plausible that
Kind of want to see it...
Seems to have gone quiet on the Chelsea links... Romero is dedfinitely gearing up to ignite it again by saying Chelsea are starting to count their money... they'll be paying in €1 coins
Hope he says and cripples the cnuts.
Whats the fourth?
Mutv can't bring an awful lot of money im guessing in terms of the whole pie. I'm asking primarily because I want them to be ruining their finances long term hence the queries. Thanks for your response.
Frenkly, my dear, I don’t give a damn
I hope he is togging out for Utd in a couple of weeks.
Promising that they've realised this with a few weeks to go. At least they didn't come to this stunning conclusion on deadline day.
This matches up exactly with what Jacobs and Romero yesterday said would happen. They said the meeting that was “supposed” to happen didn’t, and that the necesssry meeting would happen today and they would try and force a decision from De Jong
That looks like what is happening right now.
Bit late there aren't they? Isn't that yesterdays news? Plus it's going against the brief they put out a little while ago saying they're in it for the long haul.
Pressuring Barca now?
Get out
hmmm, could be a very good play by the club if we end up getting frenkie for cheap(er) with the rabiot briefings pressuring barca
Maybe... maybe not.
I think at the moment they're looking into ways to get the players registered, and what levers can be activated to do that. de Jong will likely be a topic, but not the main discussion
Rafael Hernandez pyramid scheme on Twitter
Jacobs has been awfully quiet.
Not arsed, he's not as good as the fuss / fee and wages.
He will underwelm imo, especially if he doesn't want to be there.
Disagree. He would completely transform United with his style of play.
Making Laportas tab at Greggs disappear.
Selling the doomers tears in here to the water board to cover the upcoming hose pipe ban
No chance, he oozes quality. And unlike Pogba, he is a team player.
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Ode to a Barca Fan
On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the first game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
A squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the second game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the third game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the fourth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
On the fifth game of the season,
Laporta gave to me,
Fiiiiiiiiiive levers pulled...
No sign of Kounde,
No Franck Kessie,
Still no Raphina,
And a squad missing Lew-an-dow-ski.
Very good!I mean, we could sign someone like Grillitsch on a free transfer so that if FdJ didn't join, we'd have someone to progress the ball but if FdJ did join, we would now have cheap depth whilst also being able to play McFred less.
Why the feck did I just read it in a slow rhythm like the song!
Just done exactly the same thing as well
Translation: he's choosing Chelsea and we're pretending that we're the ones walking away.
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