Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[FrankDrebin]

The best post in this entire thread.

 

[JPRouve]

Jackin' it is a serious matter in this household man, see the tagline.

My bad, I did know that I was interacting with the elite.

 

[Rustyspider13]

He's not even Tweeting them out. They're coming from a terrible aggregator via someone watching his stream. Romero himself barely Tweets things out besides important bits of news, quotes, and his stream announcements.

Huh, you're absolutely right. This transfer has done my head in as I just associated that aggregator with Romero with the constant updates. Still, it seems the only way to get big in this day and age is to use social media to create an audience and get a sort of celebrity vibe so anything they say is 'must hear news'. But it also means that we get flooded with more meaningless updates then ever, just so the audience stays engaged. Quite tiring.

 

[Sultan]

10 minutes have passed without a post. Have Muppets given up?

 

[I’m loving my life]

Both are relatively old, are Barca going to wait a year to sign a pair of 34 and 33 year old fullbacks? Plus, that's a whole year of Alonso out driving, who knows what could happen.

Sweepstake on the number of fatalities? I vote 4

 

[OrcaFat]

If the manager has sent his bosses on a three-month wild goose chase & even held off other actions in the transfer market until a few days before the season begins on a maybe then he is stark raving mental and the worries me big time.
To go this long, this far, this late, the manager better have had something more than a fecking maybe.

If not, you go sort him out!

 

[Member 125288]

How far off the Sancho thread are we now?

 

[OrcaFat]

What hopes are people still clinging to with this deal now?
That United wouldn’t be stupid enough to waste 3 months trying to sign him if didn’t want to come?
Are you really confident we wouldn’t be that stupid?
There hasn’t been a shred of positive news about this deal in weeks.
‘Embarrassing’ has risen to 18.5% in the poll now.

18.5?? That’s just embarrassing.

 

[Regulus Arcturus Black]

If not, you go sort him out!

I reckon I will, I’ll give his big bald orange head a shake.

 

[OrcaFat]

C’mon everyone, post, post, post!

 

[OrcaFat]

I reckon I will, I’ll give his big bald orange head a shake.

Ha ha, give it a shake for me while you’re at it.

 

[sglowrider]

What hopes are people still clinging to with this deal now?
That United wouldn’t be stupid enough to waste 3 months trying to sign him if didn’t want to come?
Are you really confident we wouldn’t be that stupid?
There hasn’t been a shred of positive news about this deal in weeks.
‘Embarrassing’ has risen to 18.5% in the poll now.

My goldfish had picked the winner of the softball world championship 2004 for me. It has also picked Frenkie to come to United this summer.

I believe.

 

[Fanta Stick]

10 minutes have passed without a post. Have Muppets given up?

Muppets don't give up.

It's the first rule of muppetry club.

 

[red thru&thru]

BIG THINGS

If this was in regards to Alonso and Pjanic's agent, then yes, big things are happening...for Barca. Why is it that we (United fans) are calling him a gobshite? It's us as fans who hang on each of his tweets and presume they're about United.

 

[saik]

Thought "/" in the thread titles were bad. Now they are just messing with the "\". WTF

 

[hellhunter]

My goldfish had picked the winner of the softball world championship 2004 for me. It has also picked Frenkie to come to United this summer.

I believe.

I call bullshit on a goldfish from 2004 still being alive

 

[SuperiorXI]

Thought "/" in the thread titles were bad. Now they are just messing with the "\". WTF

Next it will be ~

 

[OrcaFat]

I think it'll be something like that regarding Silva. Pressure will be on Frenkie which in turn will pass through to Chelsea and United to get stuff done.

Then it becomes a case of who wants him more. I see United coming in and making him an offer they believe he can't refuse with them covering his deferred wages with a sign on fee etc. Chelsea will likely use the CL and their main draw. If they're signing more midfielders though, surely he must look at that and think the competition is going to be very fierce?

I just can’t see him going to Chelsea. They are fine in midfield and he will be very expensive.

 

[saik]

Next it will be ~

It will be embarassing.

 

[Fanta Stick]

My goldfish had picked the winner of the softball world championship 2004 for me. It has also picked Frenkie to come to United this summer.

I believe.

Elite level muppetry here. Good work.

 

[TheNewEra]

I call bullshit on a goldfish from 2004 still being alive

Since the FDJ saga is pretty dry with Romero having HUGE NEWS, let's discuss the lifespan of a goldfish, shall we?

If you thought this thread wasn't educational...

 

[Mr Pigeon]

I call bullshit on a goldfish from 2004 still being alive

That's because you don't believe.

 

[hellhunter]

Since the FDJ saga is pretty dry with Romero having HUGE NEWS, let's discuss the lifespan of a goldfish, shall we?

Fair enough, but do we think @sglowrider is capable of adequate housing conditions?

 

[Stobzilla]

Fair enough, but do we think @sglowrider is capable of adequate housing conditions?

Yes.

But also, maybe no.

 

[hellhunter]

That's because you don't believe.

I mean if it's some kind of oraclefish, maybe different rules apply. Not an expert here, more into oraclemoose myself

 

[TheNewEra]

Fair enough, but do we think @sglowrider is capable of adequate housing conditions?

I mean we have to argue about the term adequate, @sglowrider:

We should probably do some work on the survey, maybe use a likert scale but, I mean who cares its a goldfish, right?

• How often are you changing the water of the bowl?
• Do you have a little ornament like a sunken ship?
• What kind of filtration system do you have in your bowl/tank?
• What is the average temperature of your bowl?
• What kind of fish food do you use, and how often are the feedings?

 

[Mr Pigeon]

I mean if it's some kind of oracefish, maybe different rules apply. Not an expert here, more into oraclemoose myself

Have faith. Frenkie was in my United team for this year's FIFA Manager Career, so it's gonna happen. Destiny.

 

[Stobzilla]

Have faith. Frenkie was in my United team for this year's FIFA Manager Career, so it's gonna happen. Destiny.

Mine too, but I also had de Ligt ....

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Mine too, but I also had de Ligt ....

Yeah I had Rice as well so it's not an exact science. But when Frenkie is involved it's 100% accurate.

 

[JJ12]

THINGS ARE HAPPENING

 

[TheNewEra]

THINGS ARE HAPPENING

Frenkie has breathed in the general direction of Manchester, MORE as this story develops

 

[Stobzilla]

Yeah I had Rice as well so it's not an exact science. But when Frenkie is involved it's 100% accurate.

Agree.

Ronaldo 60 goal season incoming as well.

 

[hellhunter]

Frenkie has breathed in the general direction of Manchester, MORE as this story develops

Solid analysis differentiating the direction between London and Manchester from Barcelona, top work

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Agree.

Ronaldo 60 goal season incoming as well.

along with the worst "Siuuuuuuu!" Sound every time he celebrates.

"HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

 

[JJ12]

THINGS ARE HAPPENING

False alarm - Gerard Romero has suffered a wet fart. Nothing more.

 

[youmeletsfly]

THINGS ARE HAPPENING

Gerard Romero just discovered that things exist.

 

[Stobzilla]

Solid analysis differentiating the direction between London and Manchester from Barcelona, top work

He breathed upwards. Clearly aiming it over London.

 

[Stobzilla]

along with the worst "Siuuuuuuu!" Sound every time he celebrates.

"HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

:Lol: It is actually the reason I sold him.

 

[peridigm]

BIG THINGS

This fecker is Indykaila under a new handle. Has to be.

 

[Brownie85]

BIG THINGS

He's still crowning... nearly there though, few more pushes and he SHOULD be ok