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Frenkie to United?


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With highly confidence i will recommend a alternative option to De Jong. A lot a lot more cheaper, but a really good future upcoming cm player.

Mark this name : Kenneth Taylor. 16.05.2002.





Kenneth Taylor like De Jong can play all of the cm positons and roles. He is like versatile like De Jong


His market value: 4.5 mill euros. Because he is still a unknown player. Why so low market value.
But i can promise you. For 4.5 mill euros. You will not find a better cm player. For that MV and price.

Kenneth Taylor will bring to United versatile and squad depth in cm player. He is quick/fast, mobile and can cover a lot of area.


If not De Jong this summer. The alternative and really low risk. But really good and quality CM option is Kenneth Taylor.

You guys and football world will know more about this player this season. 100 % convince about that.

Thank god. Just what we needed, a luckyscout signing to save our bacon. Quick, please E-mail mister Murtough!
 
15 minutes of fame, @Berbaclass @Brownie85

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@Berbaclass be like


I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
 
Please bow your heads for the Café Prayer:

Our Muppet,
Who art in heaven,
@Berbaclass be thy name;
Thy season come;
Thy signings be done;
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our muppetry.
And forgive In-The-Knows for their posts,
As we forgive Tier 1s who trespass against us.
And lead us not into the Neves thread;
But deliver us our midfield.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power and the glory,
For ever and ever.
Amen.

This needs to be thread marked :lol:
 
This is the final dip before the rise.

We see this with every saga. What's already dead cannot die, and the muppets will rise again.

ETH will make a personal plea to get it over the line, and he will be announced before the Brighton game ala Varane :drool:
Wouldn't be surprised if ten Hag did make a personal plea or try something to get it over the line. Seems he is dead set on getting him in.

It's going to be interesting regardless
 
Stop all the tweets, cut off the wifi,
Prevent luckyscout from posting on his phone,
Silence the muppets and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the critics come.

Let dippers circle laughing overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message 'Berbaclass is Dead'.
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the forum admin wear black cotton gloves.

He was this threads North, it’s South, it’s East and West,
It’s working week and Sunday rest,
It’s noon, it’s midnight, it’s key poster, it’s song;
I thought that this muppet train would last forever: I was wrong.

The alternatives are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up neves and disregard Kante,
Throw away the others and sweep up the deadwood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good
 
Stop all the tweets, cut off the wifi,
Prevent luckyscout from posting on his phone,
Silence the muppets and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the critics come.

Let dippers circle laughing overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message 'Berbaclass is Dead'.
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the forum admin wear black cotton gloves.

He was this threads North, it’s South, it’s East and West,
It’s working week and Sunday rest,
It’s noon, it’s midnight, it’s key poster, it’s song;
I thought that this muppet train would last forever: I was wrong.

The alternatives are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up neves and disregard Kante,
Throw away the others and sweep up the deadwood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good
:lol: :lol:
 
With highly confidence i will recommend a alternative option to De Jong. A lot a lot more cheaper, but a really good future upcoming cm player.

Mark this name : Kenneth Taylor. 16.05.2002.





Kenneth Taylor like De Jong can play all of the cm positons and roles. He is like versatile like De Jong


His market value: 4.5 mill euros. Because he is still a unknown player. Why so low market value.
But i can promise you. For 4.5 mill euros. You will not find a better cm player. For that MV and price.

Kenneth Taylor will bring to United versatile and squad depth in cm player. He is quick/fast, mobile and can cover a lot of area.


If not De Jong this summer. The alternative and really low risk. But really good and quality CM option is Kenneth Taylor.

You guys and football world will know more about this player this season. 100 % convince about that.

Don't get me wrong. Kenneth Taylor is going to be great. But you're forgetting that ETH was ignoring Taylor for 1,5 season even though he was ready for first team football. So he's not going to buy Taylor :lol:
 
@Berbaclass be like


I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
Pissing the night away
 
With highly confidence i will recommend a alternative option to De Jong. A lot a lot more cheaper, but a really good future upcoming cm player.

Mark this name : Kenneth Taylor. 16.05.2002.





Kenneth Taylor like De Jong can play all of the cm positons and roles. He is like versatile like De Jong


His market value: 4.5 mill euros. Because he is still a unknown player. Why so low market value.
But i can promise you. For 4.5 mill euros. You will not find a better cm player. For that MV and price.

Kenneth Taylor will bring to United versatile and squad depth in cm player. He is quick/fast, mobile and can cover a lot of area.


If not De Jong this summer. The alternative and really low risk. But really good and quality CM option is Kenneth Taylor.

You guys and football world will know more about this player this season. 100 % convince about that.

Mate, we’ve got punters having an absolute meltdown at the thought of international players like Neves and Tielemans and you’re here bringing us Kenneth fecking Taylor. If we bring this paper boy in, firework sales are going to go through the roof!
 
Big news tonight. Woj bomb coming.
 
Ever get the feeling that Consuela from Family Guy has been managing all Barca's player contract negotiations?
 
I forgot about that poor girl. Not in the news anymore. Did she ever return?
I believe she did appear once to corroborate what the government was saying. What's unclear is how honest that was :nervous:
 
Possibly pure bollocks, but I heard yesterday on Sky that August 13 is a critical date for Barcelona in terms of registering players.
 
Why de jong face Frenkie.
Does anyone else hear a noise? It's like a wet farting sound but with less belief in the Muppet cause.
Sometimes it's like I can still read his posts...
It’s just like when Peng Shuai went missing and the Chinese government covered it up. Admin members logging in to his account to cover it up :(
Stop all the tweets, cut off the wifi,
Prevent luckyscout from posting on his phone,
Silence the muppets and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the critics come.

Let dippers circle laughing overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message 'Berbaclass is Dead'.
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the forum admin wear black cotton gloves.

He was this threads North, it’s South, it’s East and West,
It’s working week and Sunday rest,
It’s noon, it’s midnight, it’s key poster, it’s song;
I thought that this muppet train would last forever: I was wrong.

The alternatives are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up neves and disregard Kante,
Throw away the others and sweep up the deadwood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good

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My god that’s a water balloon ready to burst if ever I’ve seen one. They could have got him a size that actually fits at least! Budget can’t be that tight.
Genuinely looks like it's shrink wrapped on doesn't it? I wanna know how the hell he got it off
 
Genuinely looks like it's shrink wrapped on doesn't it? I wanna know how the hell he got it off
It’s so tight even the number 9 on his back is struggling to stand up straight.

I guarantee you that once he put it on, he looked a complete mess from the front so they just told him to turn around while they took the picture.
 
Similarly to us, why would Chelsea enter into any negotiations with Barca if they know the player doesn’t want to go to them? Perhaps we are still in the race and Frenkie is evaluating all his options before signing. We already have an agreement with Barca so all we can do is just sit back and hope the player chooses us
 
how fuked up would that be if after all this time we lost him to Chelsea simply b/c of CL football
 
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