Gaming Fifa 10

I'm also getting sick of Andy Gray telling me that he had a 'chance to join United' after he left Watford..."when Ron Atkinson was manager, but he (being Racist Ron) decided against it"...so actually Andy, you never really had a chance at all...we didn't want you. Now feck off and stop jabbering about it

I swear they've kept that part in since like Fifa 08. Nobody cares.
 
Yeah I'm on level 15 now and people never quit. They're also much better now, I still win 2/3 games usually but only marginally.

I swear though, bar the odd moment of magic from people, I only seem to concede goals due to retarded AI by my defense or keeper, it's insanely frustrating at times.

I keep losing games online, and not a single goal i concede is due to an error of mine. The keepers on this game are atrocious. I conceded one goal, where the keeper came to edge of the box to punch the ball, missed it and the ball just rolled slow motion into the net.

I'm thinking of taking this game back to the shop. There are just too many glitches with it. Its a joke. I feel gutted for anyone who spent £40 on this farce of a game. Its not even half finished for feck sake.
 
Well gents, I couldn't be more angry - at least you cnuts are playing the game, even if it is turning out to be a bit more shoddy than first imagined.

I ordered mine of Amazon last fecking Saturday for £25, and paid the £1.91 first class postage thinking, nice, I'll have it by Monday or Tuesday. I was wrong.

Wednesday? Nope. Thursday? Nope. Surely Friday? Nope. Email to Amazon to say that I'd now waited 5 working days, which was unacceptable for a first class package supposedly dispatched on Sunday. Amazon refunded my postage, and told me to wait until the 12th (which is Monday).

Today (Saturday) I get an EMPTY Amazon package through my door from Royal Mail, with one of their 'Our Sincere Apologies' plastic bags wrapped around it, apologising that the enclosed item has been 'damaged' whilst in their care. Damaged?! It's not fecking there you hateful cnuts.

There was a Royal Mail number I could call so I did. Automated system of course, taking fecking ages to find the right option for lost mail. Then an automated message saying they only consider things lost 15 days(!) after the delivery date, so make sure this time had past before submitting any claim. Not only that, but apparently once you submit a claim, it can take up to 30 days to process it!

So basically I could be waiting 6 weeks to get my £25 back, and even then, I won't be able to get the game at that price anyway, as everywhere including Amazon have bumped their prices back up closer to the £40 mark.

I am livid. Royal Mail are an absolute shower of filth. If I see any of those striking cnuts demonstrating outside a sorting office, I'll petrol bomb them.
 
has anyone played on full on snow yet? the whole pitch was covered and i was playing with a white ball and using villa's away kit, so i could hardly see anything
 
has anyone played on full on snow yet? the whole pitch was covered and i was playing with a white ball and using villa's away kit, so i could hardly see anything

Yeah I've had that, really annoying.

HOWEVER, if you go into game options in front screen and change to yellow ball then go back to Manager Mode, your ball will have changed!
 
has anyone played on full on snow yet? the whole pitch was covered and i was playing with a white ball and using villa's away kit, so i could hardly see anything

Yeah just did that in MM, drew 1 - 1 at Craven Cottage. Berbatov missed a goalden chance to win the game for me :(
 
Is there anyway of manually putting full snow on, or is just randomly automated when you choose snow? When ever i choose snow i just get a light falling, with no collection on the pitch itself.
 
I wasn't, but the guy i was playing, being the cnut he was, thought it would be funny to run over to the corner flag and execute the robot in celebration of the missed punch. I would presume Domzi would probably do an equally cnuty thing.
 
I wasn't, but the guy i was playing, being the cnut he was, thought it would be funny to run over to the corner flag and execute the robot in celebration of the missed punch. I would presume Domzi would probably do an equally cnuty thing.

Hate people like that, I'll always make my celebration as short as possible, either by R1 + L1 or if that isn't working just doing the air punch with the fist (R1 + the button yoke on the right analog thingy). The amount of people who I play, who I'll score first on, limit my celebration and then they'll make theirs as long as possible is ridiculous.
 
I just played some orgasmic football online with Arsenal, scored a superb counter-attack goal, then he quit around 80 minutes at 2 - 0 as I was just passing it around him in tight spaces, couldn't get near it :lol: Arshavin is great fun to play with, used the bridge skill on his left back, looked sexy :drool:
 
I tend to play as Utd mostly, though they're not very good this year. Arsenal are good to play as too, and I like playing as Villa cause of their pace.

Valencia are probably my favorite non-PL team though. Silva-Mata-Villa can be awesome at times.
 
Hate people like that, I'll always make my celebration as short as possible, either by R1 + L1 or if that isn't working just doing the air punch with the fist (R1 + the button yoke on the right analog thingy). The amount of people who I play, who I'll score first on, limit my celebration and then they'll make theirs as long as possible is ridiculous.

Argh, YES!

Why, if one shows the courtesy of limiting the bleedin' celebration, and seeing ONE replay from one angle if it's a good 'un, it is never rewarded by these cnuts, who run around, dance about, then let the replay run its bleedin' course...

I hate people.
 
Villa are insanely hard to beat.

Yeah they're a strong team, and with the pace of Young and Agbonlahor, and the heading of Carew, I can always get goals with them.

I'd nearly prefer them to Utd, cause for some reason the FIFA developers think our entire team is devoid of pace and strength.
 
I just played some orgasmic football online with Arsenal, scored a superb counter-attack goal, then he quit around 80 minutes at 2 - 0 as I was just passing it around him in tight spaces, couldn't get near it :lol: Arshavin is great fun to play with, used the bridge skill on his left back, looked sexy :drool:

oi, champ! accept my friend request so I can have a go at you! ;P
 
I wasn't, but the guy i was playing, being the cnut he was, thought it would be funny to run over to the corner flag and execute the robot in celebration of the missed punch. I would presume Domzi would probably do an equally cnuty thing.

Actually, I don't. 99% of the time I usually skip by pressing left bumper/right bumper, you silly emo cnut.
 
If I want to accomplish some defensive attributes, how to I get my pro to play in a new position in a already saved be a pro game?
 
If I want to accomplish some defensive attributes, how to I get my pro to play in a new position in a already saved be a pro game?

Um, well if you become club captain you can set your own tactics and play him wherever the hell you want.
 
niMic accept the game invite dammit!!

I'm ready to play someone half decent now i reckon.
 
Um, well if you become club captain you can set your own tactics and play him wherever the hell you want.

how do you personally go about maximizing your players attributes
 
The practice mode isn't as good as I was expecting, your opponents are atrocious players.
 
how do you personally go about maximizing your players attributes

I haven't really played it that much to be honest, last seasons was much easier cause you just got experience points which you used on whatever attributes you wanted. Obviously it's a lot harder this year.

I guess just look at the accomplishments stuff, there's some stuff that's easy, like scoring outside the box in the arena, scoring 6 penos in a row in the arena etc, and then there's some stuff that'll progress naturally in matches.

I'm pretty sure it'd take a while to max everything out though.
 
Be A Pro is shit. My team-mates are all fecking spastics who can't keep the ball, I have to do all the work on my own, while the other team are so shit attacking that they don't score either. I've played 3 games so far, 0 - 0, 0 - 0 and 0 - 0. Great.
 
Also why should my rating be punished just because someone couldn't get on the end of my cross or corner? Stupid.