Van Piorsing
Lost his light sabre
This last line in your post is the key here. I believe Mourinho will lose his dream job if he won't move on himself and progress with tactics, mentality and also with his own personnel. There's a serious threat that we'll be trapped in this vicious cycle of dumping managers every two/three years while still playing the same underwhelming players and this can even lead to Arsenal type stagnation after a while with no real strength to push for title race.I agree, it's madness.
Very much doubt the board have bent over to Fellaini like some on here think - they probably offered a contact and he wanted to explore all his options before signing it. Nonetheless, it's crazy that we've kept such a limited player here for so long.
As someone brilliantly put it earlier in this thread, he's a dedicated lump. If we aspire to be a top team again we can't have room for a hoofball specialist. The fact that Fellaini has been more integral to Mourinho's tactical plans than Martial or Rashford is a damning indictment on our manager.
Still, hopefully they'll both be gone within a year so we can move on.
Club can still avoid this if the right actions occur before City build themselves Premier League superpower. There's still time to create superpower in the red side of Manchester but yeah... hoofball simply doesn't work and it's not even a coherent plan B. Even less experienced managers are starting to see that.