fecking bollocks thread

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Sarni said:
I've just woken up.

Hello jason.

I've not been to bed yet...

i took my mum and dad to the airport at 5.30 today, and then got back, read the paper, had some toast, and then watched a bit of shite telly...then I took my sister to work, and I've just got back now...

I'm aiming to hit the 48 hours without sleep mark today...

that'll happen at 5.30am tomorrow morning...

big night out tonight...
 
Hello bergzen, glad to see you there. I always felt that you can write some fecking bollocks.
 
Big Andy said:
I've not been to bed yet...

i took my mum and dad to the airport at 5.30 today, and then got back, read the paper, had some toast, and then watched a bit of shite telly...then I took my sister to work, and I've just got back now...

I'm aiming to hit the 48 hours without sleep mark today...

that'll happen at 5.30am tomorrow morning...

big night out tonight...

I went to bed at 3.00am, there was some good movies on TV and I decided that it would be better to sleep less rather than miss them.

Have a good day.
 
Sarni said:
Hello bergzen, glad to see you there. I always felt that you can write some fecking bollocks.

Yeah I'm gathering pace, probably hitting the 50 post mark in this thread around now. I have a long way to go before I catch Slabber's massive 300 though.
 
Big Andy said:
might have a wank...keep the mind active...

I'll join you in a wank Andy. Just got home from work (nightshift). I'm lying in bed, preparing to get my wank on, then I'll go to sleep until the 3 pm games start, then I'll crawl into the livingroom, on to the sofa, and surf between the 5 games available to me on telly, although I'll probably enjoy bolton thumping arsenal the best.
 
Although I must admit a wank does not keep my mind active, it makes me want to cuddle with myself afterwards and then fall fast asleep.

Too much info?
 
I'm reading some bullshit stories about UFO, ghosts and Egyptians. I feel that that may cause some fecking bollocks in this thread.
 
Big Andy said:
I've not been to bed yet...

i took my mum and dad to the airport at 5.30 today, and then got back, read the paper, had some toast, and then watched a bit of shite telly...then I took my sister to work, and I've just got back now...

I'm aiming to hit the 48 hours without sleep mark today...

that'll happen at 5.30am tomorrow morning...

big night out tonight...

You're going to die.

I've not been to bed yet. It's only 4:20 though.
 
bergzen said:
I'll join you in a wank Andy. Just got home from work (nightshift). I'm lying in bed, preparing to get my wank on, then I'll go to sleep until the 3 pm games start, then I'll crawl into the livingroom, on to the sofa, and surf between the 5 games available to me on telly, although I'll probably enjoy bolton thumping arsenal the best.

you will NOT be joining me in your wank thank you very much....

'kin voyeur;..
 
bergzen said:
I'll join you in a wank Andy. Just got home from work (nightshift). I'm lying in bed, preparing to get my wank on, then I'll go to sleep until the 3 pm games start, then I'll crawl into the livingroom, on to the sofa, and surf between the 5 games available to me on telly, although I'll probably enjoy bolton thumping arsenal the best.

That sounds very gay.
 
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C'mon Andy, it's just an iWank. Remote wanking. Come on, don't be shy.

I'm stroking it as we speak.
 
Keano16 - same here, though I can make exception when it's necessary and don't moan about it.
 
jasonrh said:
That was quick. I bet the girls think you're a fecking bollocks fecker.

I'm not going to wank while I'm on the caf you nonce.

I'll wank when I've closed my laptop. And then I'll go to sleep. I didn't know you needed an accurate timetable of my wankings.

Fag.

;)
 
jasonrh said:
This is your good news?

Tell the feckers to stop buzzing my neighborhood. They are frightening the house plants.

Shut up, they're in my house now, they may kill you for writing so fecking bollocks. By the way, they're very well-bred, they brought some vodka for me.

That wasn't my good news, good news is that I will post there all day.
 
Sarni said:
Shut up, they're in my house now, they may kill you for writing so fecking bollocks. By the way, they're very well-bred, they brought some vodka for me.

That wasn't my good news, good news is that I will post there all day.

Goodnight then.

:p
 
I can't belive this has gone for 55 pages. Spammers.

Why is it when you try and organise a night out with mates no one can decide where they want to fecking go the annoying titwanks. Half want to go to the local and stay in one pub all night, some of us wish to go somewhere different for a change, one person will go to the local and only spend £10 when you question the logic in this he goes off on some rant about not wanting to spend his £10 in 4 pubs and wishes to spend it in the one pub. Cocks the lot of them. If anyone wishes to become my new friends please PM :)
 
I think Richter will consider that a come and get me plea.

Speaking of which, where is everyone's favourite gay swede? He's not been around much.

And where is The Devil's Own.

And what happened to Suresh. RIP.
 
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