Did I ever said that you're a fool? In case I didn't, I am saying it now.
Seriously man, read it. In pretty much any forum/poll I have ever seen, it is the highest rated fantasy series ever. Although there are elitists who say that Malazan is the greatest thing since beer, and noobs who have read only LotR and Harry Potter and say that those two are the best (as I said without reading others), from what I have seen the general consensus is that ASOIAF (or at least the first three books of it) are the best fantasy saga of all time.
Well the Fool is awesome, so...
I might, some day.
Honestly though, even the
good reviews of it don't really make me want to read it. For example the points from
this review:
1 (You are tired of formulaic fantasy): Actually I've read very little formulaic fantasy, but that's because there's a ton of other stuff which is not formulaic.
2 (You are tired of all the heroes staying alive even though they are under constant danger): Somewhat, but it's not a massive issue for me.
3 (You are a medieval history buff): Hell no. I hate it.
4 (You love serious intrigue without stupid opponents): I enjoy 'intrigue' stories, but it's not something that makes me sit up and take notice.
5 (You are interested in biased opinions and different truths): Yep, but again that's not actually that rare in my experience.
6 (Legends): Meh.
7 (Wordplay): None of those look particularly good to me.
8 (Lots of conflict): Yep, but it's not rare at all.
9 (Multilayered plotting): Yes, but from what I've heard his plots are all over the place.
10 (Varied characters): Yes, but again it's not rare, and I've seen a lot of complaints about his characters being flat.
11 (Realistic medieval dialogue): Not interested.
12 (Symbolism and prophecy): Not interested.
13 (Mysteries): Yeah, but they're everywhere.
14 (Good female characters): Yeah, but it's not rare.
15 (Low magic): Don't care either way.
Also, point 4 against is a major turn-off for me. Not bothered about swearing, but for me sex in books is like talking about your parents doing it.
So there are
some things about it that sound like I'd enjoy it, but they're easily found elsewhere, and some of the things people point to as major plus points (like the setting and the writing) put me off.