Burn you cnut
Fantasy Premier League 23/24
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Anyone with a Newcastle defender must be fuming. Fuming I tells ye.
FML! Unnecessary corner by Ritchie after he comes on and Dubravka CS gone
Muric on for 3 bonus pts because he saved a bad penalty?
Newcastle CS wipe is a nice bonus and the cherry is Gordon the 1 point for it
So I'm seeing the Burnley goalie on 3 BPs 
Burn and Dubravka double with a lost Gordon assist. Sums up the last 6 weeks for me, dropped 1.4m places
Leno you beauty but one more save that would be at least another 3 points
Gvardiol + (R)obot 
Probably going to regret not having brought Gvardiol in now, assist for a very dodgy pen 12mins in.
However, Haaland goal as captain. Hopefully finally the week to punish non owners.
However, Haaland goal as captain. Hopefully finally the week to punish non owners.
Yeah I wanted to get him in too but wanted to assess the gusto situation. Meh.
Hopefully they can manage to concede later on, with Foden and Haaland going appenhaller.
(As it's obvious they're going to win easily now)
Let’s fecking go Haaland I’ll need those points
Tough times for the differential captainers…
I left the fecker on the bench last GW by accident after bringing him in.
Haaland double.
It feels like a long time that such a haul has happened.
It feels like a long time that such a haul has happened.
Brings back memories of that horrible week the server broke.
By sheer sod's law it was the week my team was an absolute mess and couldn't get a transfer in or even change captain.
Foden on WC was unforgivable.
He's definitely one of those players who is either lucky for you or not.
Without him he was smashing it.
With him, I've had him miss a game ill, then blank in half a game today.
I will lose OR like nothing with my Palmer captaincy, aren't I...
Indeed
Inject dem hatrick captain points
Yep. Season over tonight. See you next season for more pain.
Every team around me has also made yeti captain so not really making a difference
Who you captain?
See you on the next page mate
Loving that captain haaland hat trick. Add them more robot! And Gvardiol assist was icing on the cake
Oh ffs not having Haaland this week is a killer
Definitely a bittersweet Haaland haul. Rival doesn't have him but most of who's who around me in OR has him as captain.
Palmerinho needs to come through for me.
Palmerinho needs to come through for me.
My old boss was about 50 points ahead of me a couple of weeks ago. He's stubbornly avoided Haaland all season and FINALLY gets utterly smashed by not having him at all! I'm ahead and making a small getaway on him now.
A few went Saka too.
It's Haaland's first game in the league with more than 1 goal in about 12 gameweeks! And that was his first one for ages too. He's still scored 23 or so this season but nowhere near the same smashfests.
Damn, I was just about to write a wind up saying i'm watching ahead and you won't like what's coming...
then they actually scored wiping your G man cleany
Stop the count....
Foden to Haaland (c)
YESS!!!!
Mins after them losing their cleany as a non defender holder.
What a game.
YESS!!!!
Mins after them losing their cleany as a non defender holder.
What a game.
Captained Saka
Keep’em coming Erling!
Watch the fool sub him off even though they don’t play again for ages
Oh yes!!! My ML rival who is 21 pts behind me doesn’t have haaland , Foden nor Gvardiol
How the heck can have he none of those this late on?
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