Fantasy Premier League 22/23

I’m having a ridiculous week so far. Steele saves a penalty, TAA assist, March assist, KDB goal and an assist and Stones’ goal. I will catch up heavily on all my rivals. I have Gakpo with a goal on the bench too but unlikely to come on.
 
The hell are Brighton and Mitoma doing? I was expecting a nice haul and they're damaging their goalie's bonus haul.
 
Happy I didn't take the -4 for Jota but will definitely consider him with Diaz now.
 
God damn, this was a disaster week for me. Probably going to be my lowest score of all time if this continues.

Kepa, Shaw, Trippier, Estupinan, Rashford, MacAllister, Mitoma, Martinelli, Salah (C), Watkins, Haaland (VC)

Total: 16 points (-4 for a hit), 3 left to play.
 
fecking Haaland should have had a hattrick
Feck's sake Haaland missing another chance. Although doesn't matter too much as everyone has him

My main rival has captained Toney :lol:
 
God damn, this was a disaster week for me. Probably going to be my lowest score of all time if this continues.

Kepa, Shaw, Trippier, Estupinan, Rashford, MacAllister, Mitoma, Martinelli, Salah (C), Watkins, Haaland (VC)

Total: 16 points (-4 for a hit), 3 left to play.

Why on Earth did you captain Salah!?

The guy is fecking useless. I swore to myself after the 9-0 vs Bournemouth where he managed to get nothing that I wouldn’t cap him again this season, and I’m so glad I haven’t.

He’s basically a 7.0 mid who occasionally explodes with a haul at Anfield, but he was never gonna get anything in this match.

I genuinely might sell him for the double to free up funds for players who are in form.

Really wish I’d not even brought him back in a few weeks ago.
 
Haaland should have had two or three ffs.

KDB is making his way into my FH team for Grealish.
 
26points on wildcard that I did in a haste so I'd have double players next week

Still got de gea - Isak - trippier to play but my team last round would have been more haha
 
Martinelli subbed off before 60min and double Brentford CS on the bench is going to hurt. Come on Chelsea atleast score a goal so that I can feel better that all my options were shit this GW.
 
How is Steele on course to get the 3 BPs when NF have just scored a third from a pen?
 
My ML rival missed the deadline, captained Martinelli.
He's still beating me by about 12 points ffs :lol:
 
How is Steele on course to get the 3 BPs when NF have just scored a third from a pen?

Exactly this. How bloody high are they weighing that pen save and 3 saves? With 4 other goalscorers?

Miserable night. Basically Haaland as cap who everyone has, Jota and Marto off on 59 (!) and Steele 10 pointer 1st sub!

Ho hum, need a huge wildcard next week

Am sure the finest minds on the cafe can help create one.

De Bruyne, Haaland and Stones probably need to be in there though.
 
My ML rival missed the deadline, captained Martinelli.
He's still beating me by about 12 points ffs :lol:

I wish I had rivals who did such madness!

Although a guy in our top 5 who missed the Friday deadline, and ended up with a captainless 8 man team, has done it again, Rashy captain!
 
March still on for a BP and missed a chance. Come on Brighton
 
Unbelievable day so far. 64 points before bonus points of which there will still be quite a few, with Isak, Antony and Burn still to play, despite sitting Gakpo and his 10 points.

Most of my deficits are going to largely evaporate and I should be back in all my three mini leagues. What a wildcard so far. :lol:

Probably my best FPL day ever relative to the leagues I’m in.
 
At least Salah blanked. Shame Steele spanked me instead. At least De Gea will get me 1 of those 10 points back.
Can't moan too much about Jota when he smashed it last week. May well have been better keeping Kane, but dem is the breaks.
 
Unbelievable day so far. 64 points before bonus points of which there will still be quite a few, with Isak, Antony and Burn still to play, despite sitting Gakpo and his 10 points.

Most of my deficits are going to largely evaporate and I should be back in all my three mini leagues. What a wildcard so far. :lol:

Probably my best FPL day ever relative to the leagues I’m in.

Was thinking wow, then saw this word :lol:

Unless you've got Stones, Rashy, KDB, Salah, TAA etc, you might have some fun next week.

Still a very nice score though. I'll probably be half rations at best.
 
Was thinking wow, then saw this word :lol:

Unless you've got Stones, Rashy, KDB, Salah, TAA etc, you might have some fun next week.

Still a very nice score though. I'll probably be half rations at best.

I have Stones, KDB and TAA. No Salah but Jota and Gakpo, no Rashford but Antony. With a BB of course.
 
Absolutely dreadful week. 31 with 3 to play, so unless ddg hits a hattrick all assisted by Rashford I'm seeing red arrows.
 
Salah, Saka, Mitoma, Toney; 4 two pointers ffs.

Since Wc i played without Salah and Kdb. It was refreshing. Now when one fail, you look at another who delivered.
55 with 3 to play. Shit on the stick
 
I have Stones, KDB and TAA. No Salah but Jota and Gakpo, no Rashford but Antony. With a BB of course.

How's your score overall?

You could be declared the King of the fantasy cafe depending on your answer.
 
Salah, Saka, Mitoma, Toney; 4 two pointers ffs.

Since Wc i played without Salah and Kdb. It was refreshing. Now when one fail, you look at another who delivered.

My work leader benched Toney.

That bell is really making the right calls at the moment.
 
This week was mostly a setup for a massive double next week for me.... so kinda satisfied, and I'll be even more satisfied if Ederson actually gets a clean sheet.

Ederson-Steele (who it seems I don't need to transfer out!)
Botman-Burn-TAA-Robbo-Lindelof
Rashford-Salah-Mitoma-Macallister-Andreas
Haaland-Watkins-Alvarez

Watkins likely gonna go with a major punt in Martial... who I had in for this week to allow for 2 transfers next week, but couldn't take that risk. Hindsight is everything!
 
Salah, Saka, Mitoma, Toney; 4 two pointers ffs.

Since Wc i played without Salah and Kdb. It was refreshing. Now when one fail, you look at another who delivered.
55 with 3 to play. Shit on the stick

The positive is because so many cheap players have done well, we can probably pack both in and Haaland.
Although my team value is utter gub.