Facts about football that shouldn't be true - but are

It maybe true

I know it's true mate, that's why I posted it in this forum, it's still complete bullshit though.
As I said before, try that with Sadiq Khan in a London bus lane..." well my tyre is round Sadiq...and technically its breaking the line because its a sphere, therefore I'm in the correct lane..."
Go and do it, let us know what happens.

What in the ever living fcuk are you talking about?
 
When a player cuts a ball back intended for one player, who could easily score but dummies it through their legs and another player then scored, the assist goes to the player who made the cut back.