Music Eurovision 2019

Much better. New Order meets Marilynn Manson
 
“Hey Frank, fancy entering Eurosong this year”

“Sure Hans, what shall we sing?”

“Hate solves everything i wrote it after treading on a lego in the dark when i got up in the middle of the night for a piss, I want to dress up as the bad guy from Mad Max 2 as well”

“Cool, sounds good, ill be the blond gay lad that gets shot with a crossbow 40 minutes in”

“Marvellous, lets get cracking on the costumes”
 
I hope that wins. That was brilliant
 
That Iceland one is memorable enough to win. This Cyrpus has been the best so far for me.
 
I'm on five mins delay. Go Iceland!
 
Back to standard blandness meh.
 
That poor lass has such an unfortunate nose.
 
Hes called Chingers.

Thats not far from Chungus, so thats what his name is from now on.
 
As an Icelandic person I am stunned that our entry isn't well taken here. Our best entry, I know that isn't saying much.

I sound like Seinfeld's mum, how can anyone not like this?
 
This has got a bit of a Miike Snow sound to it. I like it.
 
I like Jealous from that Jonas brother. Let's just sing that.