When is Madonna coming? Bet her face is as tight as her arse.
Music Eurovision 2019
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I definitely don't need this song on replay
Well I know which song I’m voting for.
This sounds like every song I've heard at a club in the last 12 months. For better or worse.
Actually, for better. I quite like it.
Actually, for better. I quite like it.
Cyprus are the first to blatantly play the sex card for your vote.
Each song more shit than the last. Crap songs, crap singers, crap.
What did you think of my song @Damien ? Pretty good right! I mean she basically had black tape as a costume at the end.
How is this numpty the favourite?!
He gyrates his hips and all the kids run away 
Netherlands is the bookies favourite but I don’t think it’s owt special ....
Not mad enough for Eurovision imo
Not mad enough for Eurovision imo
Because he's the only one who can actually sing. Not what we watch this for I know. Prefer the bondage queen too.
Is he in love with the globe or something?
On a tangent: Australia’s entry should smash all these. Great song performed on stilts... it’s anazing
This a bit meh
This might win, very Sam smith
The Russian could REALLY carry a tune, but as if any countries gonna vote putins lot
He stole that line from Amy Winehouse. As if this couldn't get any more unoriginal.
Wow Greece have a proper banger. Vote for this lads!
Awful song, imo. Cyprus should be leading this.
Greece is like diarrhea after The Netherlands.
Just when you thought it couldn't get dafter.
She needs to blow her nose.
Okay yeah he can sing too. His song was just shite.
Have the UK won yet?
Cringey feck he is. Still the only person so far who can actually sing, so there's that.
This is proper bonkers.
Yeah I won't be winning the sweepstake this year either.
Swords! Better not have those anywhere near the Slovenians...
True. Fantastic singer, shite song.
I missed it
Dog was acting up a bit earlier so took him out to see if he needed to do anything.I missed it
Watch some porn on pornhub and you got the same effect my man.
Why is he wearing a 4D bow tie
# I can hug the water when it snows.
My favourite lyric of the night so far.
My favourite lyric of the night so far.
I'll wait for the recap but guess they won't have the best bit.Well.. that was shite..
He reminds me a bit of that bad guy from the James Bond film Skyfall.
I genuinely thought he was saying "i am supper" for half of that
Oh my god Norway are shit. I bet on them two months ago to win from a tip.
He-lo ei o-la?