Can't wait till we sign him
Erling Haaland | Dortmund player
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My goodness....those quads!!
Steroids,
could probably place well in the Tour de France haha
Would be a perfect signing . I cant see it happening though
My goodness....those quads!!
Indeed, it's...
That said, is this him?
I thought his body is suppose to be bigger. Here he looks too slim. He seems bulky when on the pitch.I assume you're being sarcastic?
I personally can see it happening.
I dont mean to be rude but -
Having Raiola as your agent can kind of show a slight personality of a player in my opinion. It's like having the choice of what type of friends you keep but instead what agent you keep.
Raiola's ex players - Balotelli, Lingard, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Lukaku, Verratti, Pogba - all love a bit of centre attention and can be a bit egotistical at times.
Haaland I can imagine coming to United because he already said no to us the first time and that was a big deal for alot of people in the world enough for there to be big hype if he joined here the next time. He also happens to be joining the county he was born in, playing for a highly rated world famous club as a second coming of the legendary Norwegian Striker at the super famous club which had been managed by the Norwegian striker as well. He will enjoy the eyes on him I think.
I really do hate his face though
No 100% think he'll end up here
You can add Rooney to that list as well. Prior to the 2009-2010 season he scored something like 4 headers for us. After that he scored like 10 in that season alone(my favorite is the one against Milan from a Fletcher cross). A testament to how adaptable he was. Haaland has the same adaptability so I see him as a complete forward in the future.
Joffrey levels of punchable.
That's right, I said it!
Definitely a slytherin.
Indeed, it's...
That said, is this him?
He has very well developed traps. He's bigger than the shot in a t-shirt suggests.
He’s an absolute monster, one of the most physically impressive players since peak Ronaldo...could have probably gone pro in just about anything he stuck to.
Why?
No actual reason. Just a feeling I have
My father will hear about this!
Definitely. And he runs in an weird way as well. Do not want.
Nedved, Insigne, Matuidi?
drop 250mil for both Haaland and sancho?
Golden Boy
Really hope we can sign him, Mbappe is also amazing but I think we could do with Haaland better if we can only go for one of them although ideally we should target both.
He’s special
Unable to watch today but it looks like a delicious game.
Haaland incredible use of his body. Unbelievable
He’s an amazing talent. The goal he just scored reminds me of Ruud, but a bigger, faster, more powerful version. I really regret not getting him ahead of Dortmund, as I fear the ship has sailed as far as we’re concerned.
Don't let the goals fool you. The first half was dire, though better 2nd half.
Beeeeaaaast! Go on, then, let’s have some more years of Raiola.
Phenomenal. Arguably world class already. Whoever gets him has a world class striker for the next 12 years. Hope it’s us.
Great player, great movement. He is more than just a goalscorer. The work for their 2nd goal was impressive
What a monster he is. Best striker in the world after Lewandowski?
They'll have a world class striker for 2 or 3 years, not 12.
Which 2 or 3 years will that be? He’s only 20
He’ll be world class for 12 or so years and possibly even win the Ballon D’or once or twice if he keeps his head down.Or 4 teams will have each 3 incredible years of his service #raiola
Which 2 or 3 years will that be? He’s only 20
The 2 or 3 years before he leaves for his next club. Riaola MO. He's his new Zlatan.
@Nero I see what you mean now
But tbf, if it’s the likes of Real, Barca (unlikely) or Bayern, I doubt Raiola will be the whinging bell he is.It’s because Raiola will ship him off again after 2 or 3 years.....Which 2 or 3 years will that be? He’s only 20