of course he surpassed Gerd Muller from TSV Groß Hesebeck (https://www.transfermarkt.com/gerd-muller/profil/spieler/335195). But I have to say a very odd comparison. First GOAT level now amateur level.
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What's Greenwood doing with Ronaldo Messi Maradona and Pele??
Teaching them how to finish.
Really? Here’s Muller’s record. I think Greenwood has to show a bit more to be compared to one of the best ever.
| National team | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Years | Team | Apps | (Gls) |
| 1963–1964 | 1861 Nördlingen | 31 | (51) |
| 1964–1979 | Bayern Munich | 453 | (398) |
| 1979–1981 | Fort Lauderdale Strikers | 71 | (38) |
| Total | 555 | (487) | |
| 1966 | West Germany U23 | 1 | (1) |
| 1966–1974 | West Germany | 62 | (68) |
Well played Paxi, well played. 
No idea what you're talking about.Well played Paxi, well played.
He must be taking the piss, Greenwood along with Pele Messi Ronaldo and Maradona, and Rashford far better than Mbappé, he's trolling
Some people really need that white text otherwise they’d be completely lostYou are very defensive of anything French related.
Fully grown men ganging up on a teenager. An entire dressing room. Thankfully the Viking Gods intervened in the final. And they weren't finished there. They allowed Rashford to serve up an extra slice of cake a few weeks later.
Neymar got a taste of his own medicine. Feck him. Haaland is destined for Valhalla. He will have his revenge in this life or the next.
Only when context is purposely omitted, which seems to be a foreign concept to you apparently. It was all in good fun, you made it sound like they bullied and traumatized poor Haaland
Mbappe is just like James but playing in farmer league.
Considering this thread bumped with jizz ever time he scores, may as well bring up he times he doesn't. The cafe seems a bit obsessed with him.
What a post. He's their opponent not some 5 year old they randomly picked on . And he took the piss first so should expect a retaliation when they had the last laugh.Shows how ridiculous hes been when he has people popping up when he doesnt score for once.
Peak R9?
Hes been great but this has become one of those Ronaldo threads where like fanbois posters rush to post as soon as he scored. It's a bit much imo.
He will probably hit back hard as hell. The kid is a menace. But yeah, coming in here after he has a goalless game is
He’s an awesome player, and imo better than Mbappe, but that is nuts
I'm pretty sure Haaland didn't take it as personally as his fanboy did.
wowWow
Definitely better than Harry Kate. Better looking too.
Maybe he is, I don't know anything about Harry Kate
Cavani is better than them all.
Torn hamstring, out for the rest of the year apparently.
Woody must've hired a voodoo specialist to put a curse on the team
Damn no way! Such a shame not just for Haaland but for the football world... amazing player.
No January transfer to us.
Is that great of 2020 or until 2022?
He'll be back in January, it's a shame though and hopefully just a bump in the road, his hamstrings have a lot to deal with moving that body at warp speed.
I wonder whether he will have to adapt his game if he starts to develop re-occurring hamstring injuries/muscle injuries. For a tall guy he can literally move on the football pitch its eventually going to take its toll on him. He's going to have to overcompensate of other parts of the body thus making him more prone to other injuries.
I'm not sure about this but I've heard that he is actually quite poor in the air. Little muscle injuries on a big man that's not the best in the air could have its consequences.
Remember Zlatan was shite in the air early in his career. Now he’s a beast. That’s a skill Haaland can develop. And probably will.
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Out for a month, which is a shame as he was on fire this season.
My goodness....those quads!!
Yeah, and Haaland was quite gangly as a teenager-he wasn’t always such a unit, I think the aerial prowess will take time but will come