It's almost too silly to be real!
Erling Haaland | Dortmund player
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Almost!
My local team in the 2nd division, 3rd tier, in Norway just signed his cousin!
You mean to tell us that Ole missed the signing of another Norwegian
You mean to tell us that Ole missed the signing of another Norwegian
How can you expect a young talent to prefer MUFC over the mighty Florø.
You mean to tell us that Ole missed the signing of another Norwegian
Quite crazy when you think about it, he also played for Bryne, like Erling!
Florø's going straight to the CL in a couple years now!
The one that got away
Scores on debut
Just scored
It took 2 minutes
That took all of three minutes
Excellent finish.
Scores 2 minutes after coming on in his debut
Kid's a fecking natural ain't he? Great low finish.
He’s a monster, man.
Only one goal and he hasn't scored for several minutes now. Dodged a bullet there.
I've been huge on him while he was at Molde, really unbelievable how he's progressed.
Looks like a fantastic finisher and his hold up play is getting better.
Looks like a fantastic finisher and his hold up play is getting better.
Brace
That was a tap in tbf. He is going to get a hat trick here though.Brace
And another. Look how much enthusiasm and energy he brings to his team mates. We could do with some of that.
He will be gone in 2 years
2 goals in 10 mins on pace for just the 400 for the rest of the season.
Why the feck are Augsburg playing such a high line in every single goal? 
Definitely.
He would not get the service here.
BVB got Reus, Sancho and Hazard playing behind him. Not comparable.
BVB got Reus, Sancho and Hazard playing behind him. Not comparable.
So hard to keep my Norwegian bias at bay and to realise that he’s likely just another flop hitting a purple patch.
to Molde
I was not talking about Ole
He is a natural and full of energy. His appetite for goals is ridiculous
Not hard to see why he went to Germany. He has gone to a club who are willing to sell stars and he will get great support whilst there... Hard to say the same about United's midfield
And that's a hattrick. In 20 minutes. Glad we didn't sign him. Martial would have felt very intimidated if he had to compete with such a goal scoring monster.
Hat trick
He's insane.
Rooney 2.0
How come you lot were not in for him?
Thank feck for that Ole Norwegian connection there. Would hamper Greenwood's progress.
According to the Caf experts, he's just a Lukaku clone.
His runs are unreal. He gets in behind, evading the offside trap so often and his finishing is clinical.
Hat trick, kid is insane.
At this rate he's gonna take over the 10 shirt from Messi.
At this rate he's gonna take over the 10 shirt from Messi.